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Trynna write bratty reader and struggling a little because every time I look at Jay my brain just screams "sub‼️‼️"

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rizzing up the weird red pajama guy who keeps trying to drag you out of your office

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do you guys still do agent smith stuff

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Agent Walker and Red ninja meetup REAL (PLASMA)

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somewhat a sequel to this lego agent smith drawing heh. heh. im hilarious

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Oh so is anyone gonna write a bruise fic where in skybound cole slips up and admits he has feelings for jay and then when the timeline is erased jay has to figure out what to do with that knowledge because cole doesnt remember. Or like

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I'm not really much of a bruiseshipper but the idea of Cole and Jay fighting for Nya's attention to Cole and Nya fighting for Jay's attention pipeline is such a hilarious idea

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Ninjago headcanons: How the ninja play The Sims 4

Zane: A multigenerational ongoing save with a rich and nuanced storyline and side stories

Jay: So many save files. SO MANY! IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE A NEW SAVE EVERY TIME YOU OPEN THE GAME WHY DO YOU SAVE AT ALL. Also he finds all the woohoo spots. And he has a save with sim versions of him and Nya in a lovely family home, with three kids that he is extremely attached to despite not actually being real.

(Also a bonus because he fucking set himself on fire in the process of getting this shot 😭)

Cole: Gameplay challenges, and at least one absolutely POPPING bakery/cafe business

Kai: Someone made him play once and all he did was commit various crimes against humanity

Nya: Also challenges. And also war crimes; but it's honestly worse than Kai because she has a game around it, she just also decided to hold a man captive in her sim's walk-in closet.

Lloyd: Actually fulfilling his sim's whims and aspirations, renovating their houses to be as nice as possible, and generally just having them lead happy lives

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Ninjago x reader headcanons: You suggest (and try!) pegging - Pt.2

Here's Cole, Lloyd, and Nya 😊

Cole:

I mean I'm pretty sure the heathens in this fandom have agreed that Cole is PACKING. So like. Prolly safe to assume that anybody he might’ve slept with would want a piece of that, not the other way around

But you are somewhat of a visionary. You recognize how glorious it would be for your big ol cutie of a boyfriend to be the one pressed into the mattress for a change.

Cole is… intrigued. He’s lowkey flustered and kinda reeling but when I say lowkey I mean low-key so like… he’s mostly chill. 

It’s hard for him to genuinely be too worried about it because your guys’ love is just so cozy. Like it’s you; worst comes to worst it’s kinda mid and you don’t do it again. 

(He does blush a lil bit tho 😚❤️😚❤️😚❤️😚❤️)

And then you try it for the first time and he’s less lowkey because like. You said you were gonna take care of him tonight, and you are!! 

Whether you’re entirely sweet and gentle or more on the domineering side, you’re holding him, guiding him, giving, giving, giving, never too much, always trusting him to take it 

It’s not unexpected, but there is effort being put towards not getting too emotional before he can actually get off XD He’s SOFT ok!!!!!!!!!!!??

Slide all the way in and call him yours 😊

He likes to hold onto you and smell your hair while you fuck him

No size preference, it depends on the day.

Lloyd:

“Uh…–”

He has a pretty decent poker face, but you can see the blush on the tips of his ears. He thinks about it for a sec and is like “I… haven’t done anything like that before…?” 

ur like yeah babe I know 😅

A little reassurance and he’s fully on board 🚂💨💨

He’s the one you can draw out prep with the most. Tease him. Have no mercy. As long as you’re touching him he hardly complains

Make him come and just keep going

Just tell him how good he’s doing every once in a while it helps him relax

He tries so hard to make you come afterwards, no matter how much you wreck him.

He’d love it if you got possessive fuck him in a collar what who said that

He hides his face a lot

Smaller to average size preference

Nya

She’s flustered by the suggestion, momentarily caught off guard (a pretty rare treat you can revel in as you wait for her to respond. She might get kinda mad at you tho)

She’s not categorically opposed, but not jumping at the idea either

She just tends to prefer doing and being in tangible control of the situation even when she's not domming

But sometimes when she's worn out, frustrated, off her game for whatever reason…

That’s when the strap actually comes into play (on you at least)

Smaller size preference

ON HER THO?????? Omg. Get ready. I mean ur not gonna be ready but that's fine - great actually.

I mean you just gave her another tool with which to vacuum your entire soul out of your body (and she was already doing just fine)

Her normal setting is hard and fast

She especially likes to hold a vibrator to your clit while she's pounding you

Get ready to be walking funny fr (she feels a little bad about it but also kinda proud of herself)

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Ninjago x reader headcanons: You suggest (and try!) pegging

This is part 1 with Jay, Kai, and Zane. Part two will have Cole, Lloyd, and Nya. While the reader does not have pp, I didn't write with a gender in mind!

Jay:

Ok, so if anyone’s done this before, it’d be him, but we’re still gonna say he hasn’t.

After you suggest it, there’s the smallest moment where it’s still sinking in, and then his eyes widen, and he blushes

He might stammer a little, and you notice that he’s not really looking at you, his eyes are unfocused, far away somewhere

(He’s imagining it. God help him he’s about to have a systems crash not even Zane could comprehend.)

But you ask him if he’s ok and he comes back. He tries and fails to sound casual when he voices his own interest in the idea. 

Yeah, you can be the first one to open him up, he’ll basically let you do anything (cuz he’s a good boy and you take such good care of him!!!!!)

Even if he’s trying to be quiet, he can’t hold back from whimpering a bit and whining your name, and you’ve barely started.

You better praise him or he’s going to get really needy, really quick. 

He likes it on the bigger side. You both settled on a pretty average size for the first time but it doesn’t take long for this to stop being the case. 

Let him suck the strap! Choke him on it!! Have him keep it nice and warm in his mouth while you do other things!!!

He’s still a switch, but give it to him good enough and he could come untouched. He gets cockdrunk so easily it’s unreal.

And he loveeeeeeeeeessss to eat you out afterwards. Seriously, fuck his brains out and then sit on his face. He’ll die. Nevermind actually he’s already dead because this is clearly Heaven. 

Kai: 

He laughs a little bit, and glances back at you with that smirk of his. And then his face falls, and his laughter pinches off into a nervy little sound, and then nothing

because. Oh. Oh you're serious aren't you? WHAT????

It doesn't matter how many people of whatever sex he’s slept with—this man has never considered bottoming in his life

He’s too much of a Tough Guy (aka he can't imagine being physically vulnerable like that while keeping his pride in-tact)

He gets flustered, and grumbles a bit, and whenever it gets mentioned he has to make a conscious and continuous effort to not just be scowling at you (he's not mad that's just how his face reacts to his hesitance)

But he trusts you a lot, moreso than anybody else he's been with

And he sees how much you want this - not to the point of doing something he really doesn't want, obviously - but you do want it!! And he wants to give you the world!!

So he considers it. Privately.

And he starts… experimenting. Privately.

He realizes that he can get into this

But he doesn't go any further than his own fingers. He’s waiting for you. He wants to surprise you, turn you on. 

But this also has the effect of making him greedy. He wants, and not all of that want can be satisfied with just his fingers!! He needs more!!!!

When the day comes, he will prep himself, but you can watch.

After that he’s gotta be put in his place tho—at least a little bit. Even if you’re more soft spoken or submissive you gotta remind him to behave.

But you could also totally hold him down and rough him up a little and fuck him into the mattress, he’d love it. He’d be egging you on and complaining that it’s not enough.

No restraints or anything for his first time tho

Times after that? 👀 Never say never

Average size preference but he does like a challenge sometimes sooooooooooo

Zane:

Unfazed. He’s a curious mind, and down to experiment if it makes you happy. 

But… the nindrussy is a problem. Because it doesn’t exist.

Like 50/50 shot he’s already got a dick at this point tho, so might as well go all the way.

If you are technologically inclined, you two can work together on it!! New date night activity just dropped!

Or it might become a sort of secret project he works on in his off time… he doesn’t like keeping secrets, especially from you, but he justifies this one as a surprise. (Although he might have to blackmail Jay or something to help him install it RIP)

Nevertheless, he announces the project’s completion to you (in private) with a smile.

He’s excited to try this, but overall pretty calm. He’d ask you if theres a certain position you’d like to fuck him in, to show his appreciation for you giving him this new experience! 

If you want him more unsteady you could prolly surprise him a little by eating him out first. 

Oh, did somebody say self lubricating?? Sorry not sorry, it’s just so much more convenient. I mean we’re building this thing custom here so give me a reason not to I’ll wait. 

Oh look at that there’s no need to stretch him either! You can just get right to the good part! Technology is so amazing😌

There’s also a sensitivity setting, and this is how Zane learns that he LOVES overstimulation.

If you had the time then he’d honestly let you go for HOURS. It feels good and he likes giving his body to you since you already have his heart ❤️

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Pinned post bc this blog actually has an easily definable purpose

I write things. Rn I'm into Ninjago and unfortunately I want to fuck the lego men but maybe I can find some community here idk.

I can mostly see myself writing sfw and nsfw headcannons and things for various Ninjago characters, both x reader and ships between characters, but no OCs.

If you wanna give suggestions, go for it, but I promise nothing.

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