where-nothing-is-tagged
45K posts
he/him @the-ghost-king is my main blog
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
did you do something with my decorative floor needles
734 notes
·
View notes
Text
triple blind study i dont even know wtf im testing
1K notes
·
View notes
Text

@richie-shitlips @loganschwarzy
guys help i’m dying at this 😭
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
they should invent tech issues that other people have experienced and solved
27K notes
·
View notes
Note
do you have a chair in your bedroom?
#yes at my desk#at one point when i was switching to a new desk and my old chair didnt work#i briefly had a cuck chair in my room
47 notes
·
View notes
Text
my wife and i like to torture each other when we lay down for bed at night by tickling or poking each other. as a deterrent we’ve created an entity called “The Bird” which will attack you as a way to show we’re no longer comfortable with whatevers happening. we’ll say “The Bird is coming” or “The Bird is going to get you” instead of “hey stop doing that” then we peck each other with our hands. here’s a visual to help
35K notes
·
View notes
Text
love how Sims players call themselves simmers. you mean like a stew
14K notes
·
View notes
Text
❓CDC just announced that, and I quote: "PIV straight up does nottttttt count as sex LMFAO"
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
ATTENTION there are hummingbird species called pufflegs and they are all wearing very silly pants and that’s their defining trait




77K notes
·
View notes
Text
sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies
65K notes
·
View notes
Text
what animal does everyone see themselves as?
8K notes
·
View notes