where-was-there-was

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giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

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Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

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the thing that sucks is that people love saying sleep early is good etc etc and yeah it is. I've seen some benefits before. but I think it sucks to ignore that late night is the only time with any freedom. I think it sucks to not acknowledge the dread in waking up and it's a work day again

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I literally still barely remember my own birthday. I've never been able to remember anyone else's

movies where someone hears an important message only once and retains all the details….

girl if that were me, we’d be fucked. I have to reread emails like 4 times.

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We used to say "big mood" when we saw a cow out of the window on a car trip

We used to say "big mood" when we didnt know what to say to stuff

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and because I shit a lot #mydiarrhea

"why the fuck do you reblog your own shitposts so much?"

because I'm hilarious and generous. you're welcome.

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your parents may have taken away your phone or your computer access but my parents took away my will to do anything ever

we are not the same

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you're going in the beetle's pocket now

Me, on my way to work and spotting really smooth aand shiny black rock on the side walk: oh shiny rock your going in my pocket.

I grab the rock and in response the rock grabs me back

Me: not a rock! Beetle! Beetle! Abort! abort!

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who else is friends with me just based on vibes as in we may not share fandoms at all whatsoever but we sure as hell share a singular brain cell

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req'd by @jaesrri

well can't argue with that

text: Sorry did you die? /No./ Cool, I *did*

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I was born in the right time period except for all the things that suck of course

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Don’t call yourself a “true” heterosexual unless your eyes are different colors.

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(suppressing barely concealed existential dread) "oh yeah no I'm fine"

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so i made a note on my phone when i was groggy so i’d remember my dream. it didn’t help at all.

me, making a helmet out of superglue: rabbits just don’t care about aquariums anymore

wgat

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every action has an equal and opposite reaction

Kinda embarrassing to fart and burp at the same time, why not just pick one hole to release the gas?

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maybe the true friends we made along the way was the money

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i no longer care if yell into the void. i post for me. i enjoy seeing my lovely archived screamz (in real time)