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[whoahoney]

*giggling maniacally* I’ve read so many fanfics like this 💀🫠

Hope everyone had a happy Valentines dayyy! 🥰😘😌 I know I did

[whoahoney]

Alright yall, Deftones/septum piercing boy turned into a ghost, may he rest in peace 💀 but never fear….

the Pizza Guy is here. 😏👀

That’s right, a new white boy of the month in Honeyland but that’s okay, I’ve decided to award him white boy of the month, every month for the rest of the year (at least) because he’s my BOYFRIEND!

he actually asked me and everything, like whaaaat?

I love the story of how we met so much so imma write it out a little bit before I toy with turning it into an Eddie fic like I did with the chilis waiter 💀🫶🏻

Read on if you’re interested in my weird love life, it’s appreciated but never required!

TW: pregnancy sickness, crush on someone other than your shitty ass husband (it’s okay we’re divorced now 🥳😂)

Basically back in 2021, I was heavily pregnant with my second child and alllllways craving pizza. I already order dominos often enough they know my name and order when I come in, but it was much more often than normal while I was growing a human 😂

One day, I go to pick up my order at the dominos hot spot in town and there is a handsome Covid-masked boy there waiting for me.

I’d never seen him before so I knew he was new. I got shy and just accepted the pizza, trying to get back into my car as quickly as possible. But then he gave me the loveliest smile and wished me a good day and I thought about it a smidge longer than a married woman should.

The next time I saw him, he gave me tons of paper plates and napkins and full shakers of pepper and Parmesan, and that became a regular occurrence I didn’t think too much of. (Turns out he was STEALING FROM WORK)

The next time, he asked me about how I was feeling, about my baby, and what his name was going to be.

And then the next time, I was late picking up my order, and it’s protocol to call the customer in that instance, so he calls me and asks if I’m okay. Truth be told, I wasn’t 💀 I had BARFED all over myself (cause pregnant) as I was driving over there. I was so upset, clamoring around my car searching for an old hoodie to pull on, but I couldn’t find anything 🥲

Obviously I wasn’t going to tell him all that, so I told him I’d be there momentarily, that I had just been sick.

He offers to drive it to me, free of charge, but I was almost there anyway.

He didn’t even acknowledge the puke on my shirt and gave me the same smile he always did (that I couldn’t see cause of the mask lmao) and told me to be careful going home.

lemme tell you that when I got back, I had a text from an unknown number asking if I got home okay 🥺 my friend was utterly convinced this dude had the hots for me but I was married and pregnant so I had a hard time hoppin on that bandwagon, “it’s not like anything’s going to happen anyway”

I’d say a month after that, I stopped seeing him and assumed he’d moved onto bigger and better things than dominos.

Cut to January 2024, I’m swiping on bumble, minding my business and I see the cutest guy in a Metallica shirt eating noodles straight from the pot over the sink. I was already set on swiping right, but then I looked further at his profile and lo and behold, a selfie in a familiar domino’s uniform!! It had to be him.

I swipe right, we MATCH, I confirm it’s him, he REMEMBERS ME, and we plan a date.

He suggested that we meet at our “old spot” and he’d bring dinner.

And what does he bring??

A dominos pizza and a dozen red roses. 🥺

Turns out my friend was right, he confirmed that he had a “huge little crush” on me and that he’d bargain with the other drivers to get my order if it wasn’t his to take 😭 he’d give them the tips I’d give him if he ever had to convince someone to switch with him 🥲

I’ve dated some very kind and respectful people since July 2023 but this guy blows them all out of the water 😭

He’s so communicative, his boundaries and emotional intelligence are unmatched, we have the same taste in music, his love languages are the same as mine, he’s also a single father (and absolutely rocks it), we share the same values, every day he’s surprising me with some lore of his, or his kindness, or thoughtful nature 🥺

he plans every date, sends me his work schedule so I know when I can come in for a surprise visit if I want to, he brings me snacks, pays for and pumps my gas, opens every door, and won’t even let me lift a finger in my own house!!! All without me asking.

And don’t get me started on the sex bro… I— I can’t. 🥲🫠😮‍💨

If you read this far, I love you, I hope you’re doing well, I miss my tumblr/eddie hyper fixation so much, but I feel it coming back 🤍 I hope to finish our beloved stories and give them all the endings they/we deserve 😌🥰

Xx

Honey

[whoahoney]

Almost fairly certain SJM is a contributing factor to me asking for a divorce this year 💀

I forgot how healthy Bryce and Hunt's relationship was. I skimmed the first book to remember the plot for the second, and they always come back to apologize, they're quite respectful towards one another, beyond the sexy and banter they have thoughtful and emotional conversations, and care for one another.

Like, damn someone cooked here. When they talked about grief??? Emotional. Bryce caring for Hunt when he's dissassociating? One of my favorite chapters. Their dialogues feel real and their actions feel genuine. It's a great time, you guys.

SJM has been slowly raising more the bar for the couples in her books since ToG, and I'm here for it.

[whoahoney]

another update bc I’m dorky:

It’s been a month and we’ve spoken every day and hung out almost every weekend 🥰

when I told him I’m a writer on tumblr he immediately called my ass out and said “are you on smut tumblr??? Do you write SMUT?! 🤩”

He asked if he could borrow one of my romance novels after that 💀 I proceeded to die right after btw, this is my ghost posting.

Bonus:

I want to put this man in my pocket 🫶🏻

someone help, a boy with a septum piercing that likes Deftones told me I’m stunningly beautiful and wants to cook for me 🫠 I’ve fallen down and I can’t get up.

[whoahoney]

UPDATE: we’ve been on two dates and he told me he isn’t interested in dating anyone else 😭 I might die, no one has ever been so kind to me. Plz god let it be real. 😭🥲

someone help, a boy with a septum piercing that likes Deftones told me I’m stunningly beautiful and wants to cook for me 🫠 I’ve fallen down and I can’t get up.

[whoahoney]

Update: he listened to an entire Greta Van Fleet album for me and now we’re going on a date. I might throw up 🥲

someone help, a boy with a septum piercing that likes Deftones told me I’m stunningly beautiful and wants to cook for me 🫠 I’ve fallen down and I can’t get up.

[whoahoney]

someone help, a boy with a septum piercing that likes Deftones told me I’m stunningly beautiful and wants to cook for me 🫠 I’ve fallen down and I can’t get up.

[whoahoney]

Dropping this here for all of my babes interested in spirituality, energy healing, and connecting deeply, I’d love to facilitate a space for us to come together and talk 🤍 as I grow in my journey I will add more services but here’s what we’re starting with!

Feel free to message me if you have any questions about tarot or reiki! I’ve been studying and practicing both for two years and would love to share my experiences with those that feel called to reach out. ✨

[whoahoney]

THINGS ARE ROLLIN BABY

I’m WAY too excited about the story/screenplay @whoahoney and I are working on!! WE HAVE MADE PROGRESS AND IT’S EXCITING ✨🤗

[whoahoney]

hahahahhahaha I miss the days where my thoughts were only occupied by a cutie pie metal head instead of the overwhelming cloud of despair that follows me around instead. 🫠🥲💖 y’all I can’t even read?? Watch tv?? Listen to music??? All the old tricks aren’t working wtf.

[whoahoney]

I know you’re on a wee break, but I thought I’d come to say I am always thinking of Eddie and Honey. ❤️❤️

I love you and think of you so often 😭 I hope you and yours are doing well! 🫶🏻

As for Eddie and Honey, I’m always thinking of them too. Today I actually started adapting it into a more original story with more characters added into the mix so maybe someday we’ll see A Girl Called Honey on a shelf and we will be the select few that know Dylan Jenkins is truly Eddie Munson 💀🤍

I hope I can continue their story soon and give them the happiest ending imaginable 😭

Take good care, Boom. 🖤

[whoahoney]

thinkin ab you.

hope you’re well babe

I can’t tell you how much I think of you and all my tumblr babes on the daily 🥺💖 I miss you all so much. This hole I’ve fallen into has been dark but I think I’m starting to ease into the inspired part of my depression. 🤞🏼

I hope you’ve been well too, I hope everyone that’s reading this is. If you ever feel moved to send me a Rec I won’t be mad about it 👀🫶🏻

[whoahoney]

the feminine urge to fall to your knees and scream until your lungs collapse

[whoahoney]

The preacher may never marry us and my mama may never know you but I can kiss you over a flask of whiskey and dance with you under the stars and if that isn’t marriage I’m not sure what else God is looking for. 

[whoahoney]

Honeyy, im sending you lots of good vibes for this new era of your life, hoping all the changes can go as smoothly as possible and for all this new experiences youre about to have to be positive and good and fun<3

Thank you! 🥺🫶🏻 I need them. I know in my bones that this is only the beginning and that this is the right time to do this (esp bc we have children together who are very young)

I just hope he continues to be as cooperative and kind and understanding as he has been! But damn was that hard to do.

[whoahoney]

I’m crawling out of my hole to say this bc I can’t believe it’s real and I never thought it’d happen.

But I’m officially single?!? For the first time in nearly seven years?!?!

Like what?!? I get to do the single mom in her 20s thing?? And I get to do it with a supportive co-parent??

Am I a little excited? Yes.

Am I absolutely terrified? I might actually throw up.

But this is the start of something wild. And amongst all this uncertainty I know one thing and one thing only— Eddie Munson would never give me any reason to leave him 🫶🏻😩🤞🏼🥲🙌🏼🤌🏼👏🏼

[whoahoney]

I would like some kisses everywhere now, please. thank you

I hope your neck and thighs are prepared, baby 😩