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finally reading american gods by neil gaiman im like 30 pages in, so far a woman has eaten a man with her vagina and we’ve met a weird guy im like 95% sure is odin but idk norse mytho isnt my strong suit

im having a great time!

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Mixed media for lady Crystal

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anyone around me in any context: my main goal…

me to myself for the next ten seconds: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it

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Edwin, looking at Crystal with distaste: I don’t think allowing the living to join the agency is a good idea. They’d only ruin things. Only bad will come of this.

Edwin: Not you, Niko. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you.

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i need to see dbd niko’s ao3 bookmarks i just know theres some insane shit in there

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did me and my sibling refer to the cat king exclusively as tyler durden the whole series? yes

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seen some ppl be like “i cant believe ruben only voted to change the name bc it pissed kipperlilly off thats so fucked up” and its like. no? first of all thats what kipperbitch thought happened and shes not exactly a reliable narrator, second of all even if that is what happened? whatever? i mean the party name doesnt have any real impact on their lives, its an entirely superfluous aesthetic choice that they can change whenever they like. its basically ruben agreeing to change the group chat name to something dumb to razz kipperlilly. you know like friends. who tease each other. it’s essentially the same thing as kristen getting on board with photosynthekids because it annoys everyone. its a harmless joke. because theyre friends. in highschool.

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the bad kids when the rat grinders havent even done any real adventuring 🙄

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brennan literally said that the ratgrinders underestimated the bad kids. they don’t know how real adventuring parties are fluid and communicative. they don’t realize that they’ve actually worked for their success, and that it wasn’t just handed to them. they’re so jealous of the bad kids that they’re blind to their genuine strength.

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cant believe i just got timkon’d by neil gaiman

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has anybody else done this yet or

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EVERYONE GO WATCH DEAD BOY DETECTIVES AND SAY YOU LOVE IT AND TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT I DONT CARE ABOUT PERSONAL PREFERENCE I NEED A SEASON 2

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i think niko and edwin should have trc noah and blue kissed

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absolutely enamoured with edwin and niko’s friendship. they are so perfectly on the opposite ends of the same scale that they loop back around to being exactly the same. same weirdness different fonts. true tism4tism bestie rep i adore them

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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

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Kipperlily being jealous of Riz from the jump because she wants to be a classic fantasy hero rising up from messed up circumstances is actually so fucked. If you will go back to Freshman year in your mind: Sklonda eating her cereal with water so Riz can have milk, Riz saying he can watch the palimpsest because no one is going to notice he’s gone, going from thinking his father was in a run of the mill accident to was probably murdered, finding out you’ve been unknowingly chasing after your father’s murderer the whole time… Kipperily is jealous that Riz has had a hard life. She’s jealous that he has suffered and believes that gives him an unfair advantage. That seems to be the root the rage god cultists or Jace or whatever used. Her jealousy and feelings that she’s owed tragedy instead of her picture perfect life, that it’s unfair her classmate has suffered not because he’s also a child but because it wasn’t her.