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Wriothesley SFW Alphabet

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Behind closed doors, Wriothesley is incredibly cuddly. Since he's wrapped up in his work most of the time he takes every hug and kiss he can get. He has a weakness for love bites, giving and receiving. Another thing he goes crazy for is sitting you on his lap

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Wriothesley finds it hard to make friends, unable to just let himself trust people. As a best friend he will do what he can to make life easy for you or help you with whatever you need. He's dependable and reliable. Also, he's an amazing listener

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Many many many cuddles. Hugs, forehead kisses, nips at your neck, spooning. He will cram as much physical affection as he can into a small amount of time, since he's so busy

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

While his childhood did prevent him from being able to trust people and form long lasting bonds he still does fantasize about getting married. He likes the idea of starting a family and giving his children the kind of love and support they deserve. He's not a good cook but he likes to keep a clean house.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He would take you out, somewhere nice. It's almost like a last chance date. He will take you on a date with the intention to break up with you calmly at the end but it's possible you may say or do something that changes his mind. He's hoping that happens. He's hoping for the best.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

It would take a long time before Wriothesley felt comfortable about settling down. While he does want to get married he doesn't want to get divorced. He has to make sure this is the real deal.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Emotionally, it's going to be hard to get him to open up in the early stages of your relationship. Physically, he is all over you. Every bit of physical affection he can get he's , he's practically drowning it in and he loves it .

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

So many hugs all the time. His hugs are tight, they could break your back if you don't warn him. They also last a while because he just can't bear to end this bliss.. just a few more minutes

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Despite how long it will take him to decide to marry, Wriothesley can fall in love relatively fast. His heart aches for someone to share his life with. He's a bit of a hopeless romantic. He will date and the L word will pass his lips sooner than even he expected. He wants that, he really does.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He has a stoic and silent jealousy. Wriothesley won't voice his jealousy but... What if you like that guy more? What if that guy has more free time?! Wriothesley will never let you know he's doubting himself and unless you've been together for a long time you may never pick up on his jealousy... Unless the person he's jealous of meets him face to face. Wriothesley is surprisingly scathing and sassy.

"Oh, you must be Wriothesley! Your S/o talks about you a lot"

"Funny, they don't talk about you at all"

Like damn, Wriothesley.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

His favorite place to pepper with kisses is your neck. Peoples necks tend to be more sensitive which gives him all those little giggles he loves so much. He actually really likes when you kiss his ears. His ears are crazy sensitive. He loves giving you hundreds of little kisses, but isn't opposed to long hot make outs, if you desire

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Wriothesley is very gentle and comfortable around kids. He remembers what it was like to be a child, a skill it seems a lot of people lose when they get older and have responsibilities. Kids tend to be afraid of him which does slightly chip away at him. Hopefully, one day, his own kids won't be afraid of him.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Mornings don't last long. He has to get to work. He will wake up a little earlier than necessary just to be able to lie awake in bed with his beloved.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

When night falls and work is done and Wriothesley can relax he is excited. His battery slowly drains all day but just one kiss from you fuels him up entirely. It's here that he gets all the cuddles and kisses he needs to function

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Wriothesley slow drips little bits of info about himself if you've been dating for a few years. However, all the important things you need to know will be dropped all at once. His past is something he needs you to know and while he is afraid it will be the breaking point of your relationship he knows it must be done. He will be beyond relieved if you accept him for who is has become.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Insurmountably Patient. The man is a saint his anger very rarely rears its head.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Wriothesley is only human and is capable of forgetting things but he will NEVER forget anything about you. Birthday? Favorite foods? Favorite joke? He will remember it all.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

His favorite memory will change the longer your relationship goes on. In the beginning nothing will be more magical than how you met. Then your wedding will be the greatest day. Then the birth of your first child. These will always be the top 3 memories

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He Protecc He Attacc but most importantly he will always have your back. Wriothesley is absurdly protective of you, especially if you have children. He needs to keep you safe, you're the lynchpin of the family. He will take absolutely NO disrespect about you. You're the jewel in his crown and as far as he's concerned you should always be priority

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Wriothesley gives you 110% for absolutely everything. Every date is perfectly planned, he will never forget an anniversary and if you like gifts he'll make sure to send them often. He also has a soft spot for sending love letters to you.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

The Duke has a small gambling problem. Nothing major, he isn't risking thousands of mora on high stakes betting but he doesn't like how much low stakes betting he does. He believes that this problem could potentially become a bigger one if left unchecked. He also has a tendency to ignore health issues of his. He s had a persistent pain in his side all week but uuhh... He's too busy to get it checked out right now.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Not really worried about his looks... Though he did wish children found him less scary

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Once he finds 'the one' he would feel so lost without you by his side.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Sometimes he will trace his scars with his finger, remembering where each one came from vividly

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

He has zero tolerance for someone hurting other people. Physically or Emotionally but he is VERY sensitive to emotional abuse. It drives him crazy to see it because emotional abuse can be so subtle that sometimes people don't even register it. He will go out of his way to give that person a better example of how they should be treated

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Wriothesley sleeps very sparingly. When single, he'll take brief naps in his office a few times a day. When dating or married he will sleep every night with his S/O but won't ever sleep more than 5 hours. He has work to do. He needs more sleep.

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Wriothesley working with his S/o

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He makes a big show out of making sure you and everyone knows that there will be absolutely no favoritism just because you two are dating ... But there totally is

The Duke doesn't MEAN to, it just keeps happening

Normally guards are subject to the same rules of the coupon cafeteria as the prisoners but you aren't

Your pay may not be higher than everyone else's but you certainly have easier work. Wriothesley always makes excuses for you to stay close to him

If you break the rules or get in trouble in any way there is a likelihood that you will be let go with a slap on the wrist. He's, of course, not going to let you get away with murder but you both are probably going to get away with a stern warning if you and another guard get into it

Sometimes he'll call you to his office just for a kiss, especially if the days been a little stressful

It hasn't been proven that anyone treating you unfairly will surely be fired but no one wants to bother to test it

Prisoners know you're dating the Duke, word like that gets around, and they tend to treat you in the same high regard

If you fuck up bad and Wriothesley can't ignore it he would be willing to fire you.... But it would have to be bad. If you're just constantly late or skipping work he can find a way to bend the rules for you but if you're stealing or hurting anyone then he will take action

... Plus, he can still be around you if you're a prisoner so it's a win win for him. He just needs to rehabilitate you first

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˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗ Shot for Shot ˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗

Wriothesley x GN!Reader

Work has been difficult lately and you suggest unwinding with your boss with some drinks... specifically a drinking game and some shots.

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It took a moment for the liquor to settle when you set the shot glass down. Wriothesley smirked, arms crossed as he shot you a look of incredulity. You draped your uniform coat over the couch, getting more comfy as you settled in but on edge as the warden stared at you.

"Alright, so," You began, taking a seat and gathering your thoughts as you spoke. "We're going to play a game until you think you've drunk enough to relax."

"You know, you have work tomorrow," The duke smirked, "I shouldn't condone one of my guard drinking on a work night. Though, I suppose, I don't have any real control over you outside of work."

"Thinking of backing out on me?"

"...Not yet." You couldn't help but smile. The Duke picked up his shot, dwelling on potential topic of conversation but then put his shot down. Him doing so stopped you from even grabbing yours. "Let's play a game... to take the edge off."

"Hey, as long as I can unwind. I'm game... what did you have in mind, Your Grace-"

"Wriothesley, please," He insisted, "I might black out in my office tonight and if you're going to be here with me then we might as well be on a first name basis." You couldn't help but agree with that , nodding quickly. You told him your name and you could feel him relax. He already knew your name. He wouldn't have drank with just anyone after all but he said nothing. "So, here's what I'm thinking... I tell you something about me... you guess if it's true or false. If you're wrong, take a shot."

"Why do I have a feeling I'm going to be far more drunk than you after this?"

"Mmm, maybe. I don't handle alcohol very well," Wriothesley shot you a look, crossing his legs. "...Or do I? That's your first question."

"Oh boy." You prepped yourself by grabbing your glass, already feeling the nerves hit you. "...Uh... I'm going to say that's... false."

"Actually, it's true." He gave you another self righteous smirk. "I'm quite the lightweight. That's why I don't drink often."

"Fuck," He chuckled as you knocked back your first shot. The taste made you shudder but you were starting to form a better picture of your boss in your mind. "Okay... uh... I came from a very rich family. Tru-"

"False." You winced as he answered, mostly because he was right but partly because he was so confident that he cut you off. He knew he was right, too. "You have some tendencies and habits that are generally only cultivated in more frugal households. While, I suppose, your parents could have been miserly I'm fairly confident that I hit the nail on the head."

"...Jackass." Your muttering got him to snicker, despite the content. You couldn't imagine any other scenario where you could confidently call the Duke of the Fortress of Meropide a jackass to his face. Something about that made you nervous. "Your turn."

"Right, right... So... I'm in a relationship with Neuvillette." He threw that out so casually that you almost just took it as a fact, nearly forgetting your game. You recouped your brain, staring at him and his shit eating grin.

"...False."

"That's correct." He gave you a little applause and you just rolled your eyes, your brain feeling a little fuzzy already. "I am single. You'd be surprised how many people think that's true."

"Well, I mean... He's very handsome."

"Can't argue with that."

"Alright." You slapped your hand down, determined to get him this time. You took a deep breath and your concentration kept him interested. "... You know, I was playing a drinking game last night, too... True or false." He hesitated with this one, licking his teeth and weighing his options.

"...This game was my idea... so I'm inclined to say false-"

"Nope." You smirk. His eyes widened just a fraction and he breathed a laugh as he picked up his glass. "I was reading a book and thought it might be fun to take a drink every time the author used the word 'Said'"

"Bottoms up." The duke raised his glass before his shot. You shared a laugh after he downed it, wondering how much one shot would even effect him.

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Much later into the night you had to open another bottle. You were breaking into laughing fits maybe every few minutes. How many shots were had? Who knows. Wriothesley was leaning on his elbow, failing to hold back a laugh after another wrong answer.

"Fuck, okay okay, you got me-"

"I think you've had enough." You slurred, "...We should call it a night-"

"A few more."

"You are so... dumb... okay, whatever."

"Alright...My turn right?"

"No, mines-"

"Right, Right-"

"Okay so..." You thought about it for a moment but before you could think about it the words rocketed out of your mouth. "I'm a virgin-"

"False, no fucking way." He scoffed, rubbing the corner of his eye. Your laugh afterward shocked him and he hit the table with his knee. "Bullshit-"

"I actually am-"

"No, you just want me to keep drinking. You are waaay to hot to be a virgin." That little compliment warmed your cheeks but you didn't entirely register it... or your answer for that matter.

"You know what, sometimes hot people are virgins, it happens-"

"Not me-"

"False-"

"That wasn't my question, shut up-"

"Your grace-"

"I literally just told you that you're hot, don't call me that." He pouted. You poked his cheek, which just made you both laugh. " My turn... True or False... You... think I'm hot too."

"...How would you know the answer to that?"

"... 'm pretty confident... Sooooo?"

"....Yeah... I mean, true, whatever-"

"Knew it." He took another shot, spilling a bit on the way. You weren't even sure why he took a shot but you followed suit anyway. "...Ugh, I... I need some sleep."

"I don't think Ican.. um..."

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"You should really watch your drinking." Your coworker scolded, her hands on her hips as she had you in a dark crevice in the Fortress. You don't remember going back home after work. You don't remember anything after a certain point. You absolutely remember the hangover you woke up with and the quick trip to the doctor before your shift.

"Don't lecture me-"

"I AM going to lecture you. You're very lucky the Duke is sick and can't see you like this." Sick, yeah right. You smirked, knowing the real reason he was confined to his office. "I don't know what you're trying to forget but you need to be more responsible-"

"Duke wants you in his office." A third guard came out of nowhere and almost startled you upright. Your friend just groaned.

"See, now he wants to see you. he probably heard you're hung over. Go on, go and see if he's going to fire you this time."

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ While other guards were worried watching you make the trek you entered the office calm as ever. Guards were whistling the death march at you as you entered. The door closed and you climbed the stairs silently.

Wriothesley came into view, leaning on his hands on his desk. When he felt your presence, he looked up. You positioned yourself in front of his desk, staring at one another for a moment. His eyes were sunken and he was gripping his head to try and ease his pain.

"....You look like shit, Your Grace-" He broke out into a laugh, regretting it as his head pounded harder. You held back your laugh, thankful that move didn't get you yelled at. "....I'm fired, right?"

"No.... you aren't getting rid of me that easily." The duke resorted to rubbing the side of his head. "I just invited you because I figured you were also suffering... Sigewinne is making smoothies. While the taste might be between paint thinner and Hirlichurl snot, the smoothie should make you feel better after a few minutes. Plus, if I have to drink it then you're going down with me." "Of course, Your grace." Your soft smile actually caught him off guard. He felt his cheeks grow warm. "...How are you feeling?"

"Like I let a gardemek get a few free pop shots in... You?"

"My head will explode if I hear anything above a whisper." You both smiled, memories of last night amusing and embarrassing you. "...I hope this doesn't turn you away from drinking after a tough work day."

"I won't do it often... but... I would like to do it again... only with you. Maybe, oh I don't know... this weekend? Over dinner?" You thought about that for a moment, puffing out a chuckle.

"...Why does this sound like it's a date?"

"Because it is, genius." Wriothesley's little snap made you laugh, which he took as a good sign. "...Sooo... That's a yes?"

"...We'll see how I feel after one of Sigewinne's milkshakes."

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˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗ Surprising Wriothesley at Work˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗

While he isn't an all knowing God and can't possibly know everything happening in the Fortress of Meropide, people don't enter or leave without him knowing

It is nearly impossible to sneak into the Fortress so surprising him at work seems impossible at first

If you come in the normal way, someone will warn Wriothesley that his S/O is currently going through administration.

If you're arrested, he would know before ANYONE else and probably wouldn't be too happy about that

It requires absolute perfect timing

As new inmates are going through intake you could possibly squeeze by with the guards and staff too busy working to warm Wriothesley ahead. However, word may reach him as you press on

So, you'd have to pick a moment when you know for sure he's out of office

Sneaking in his office would be simple for you and you could hide behind the door and jump him when he reenters

He might flinch but pretty quickly just be overjoyed to see you, kissing your nose and asking where the hell you came from

Or... You know, you could ask the guards to please keep quiet cause it's a surprise and hope they do so

Whichever is more fun

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【MMD 原神/Genshin Impact】Charmer【リオセスリ/Wriothesley】

Behold, my main reason for doing anything. I love this video so much

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˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗ First Kiss from Wriothesley ˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗

Wriothesley has been thinking about this since the day he realized there was something special about you

He asked you on a date and makes sure the day is absolutely perfect. He spares no expense

Halfway through the date he will be second guessing everything.

Is he getting his intentions across? You don't think this is a one time thing, right?

And oh the kiss

He was so sure that the night would end with a kiss... But... That's really up to you isn't it? What if you don't want to kiss him?!

These thoughts may plague him but he's certainly not acting like it. He's a perfect gentleman, keeping up conversation and making you feel special.

He even walks you home... To your door... Oh no.

His nerves hit him all at once. He almost freezes. You look up at him so expectantly and his eyes are fixated on your lips

He clears his throat and just starts talking

"So ... This is it. Beautiful home, I'm sure. Its nice on the outside at least-"

"Would you like to come inside?"

Why did you ask? Of course he'd love that but he's so afraid that you'll think that was the goal. So instead he's choosing to just stand there and...not answer.

He pulls at his tie and lets out a puff of air

"Tempting... But I'll save that for another night"

He will go for the kiss, guiding you into it by the chin. It's quick. He pulls off with a smirk and a wink

Wriothesley wishes you a good night, making sure to bring his voice down just a bit

If you blush it's a victory and a high he will ride for as long as possible

He will be thinking about that kiss for ages, despite its simplicity and fleeting nature.

And he will be overthinking it all night.

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I have decided to write Wriothesley fics and headcanons because I am beyond thirsty for this man.

I'll write anything.