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WAIT I FORGOT TO REBLOG THIS WHEN I SAW IT AND NOW IT’S KILLING ME ALL OVER AGAIN 😂 I honestly, truly, CANNOT believe someone caught that. I threw it in as a little Easter egg for @second-drawer-on-the-left (who came up with the idea of the ship and who I’ve babbled about it with) with the expectation that no one but the two of us would notice, so getting this reblog was EPIC

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Agatha All Along (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alice Gulliver/Jennifer Kale, Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal, Lilia Calderu & Alice Gulliver & Agatha Harkness & Jennifer Kale & Billy Maximoff & Rio Vidal Characters: Alice Gulliver, Jennifer Kale, Agatha Harkness, Rio Vidal, Lilia Calderu, Billy Maximoff Additional Tags: Soulmates, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Heavy Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Everybody Lives, Quote: Just this once Rose everybody lives. (Doctor Who), Grief/Mourning, Anger, Jennifer Kale needs a hug, Alice Gulliver Needs a Hug, Agatha Harkness Needs a Hug, Everyone Needs A Hug, it’s just a mess up in here, AAA Week | Agatha All Along Week Summary:

Just know it breaks my heart

When soulmates die ten years apart

And lonely love is left to sit and wait

Soulmates come by surprise

Bell curve it seems extremes arise

And those who beat the odds will call it fate

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Jennifer Kale has given up on meeting her soulmate. Alice Wu-Gulliver has resigned herself to not having one. On the Road, tragedy hits them, changing both their minds too late.

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my entry to AAA week day 6! Soulmates, Bloodpotions edition :3 

@agathaallalongweek

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“DAMN BRO DURING PRIDE MONTH”- Spork

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My beloveds I got the art book and it’s absolutely gorgeous but-

Who the ✨fuck✨ proofread it and can I have a word with them-

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My beloveds I got the art book and it’s absolutely gorgeous but-

Who the ✨fuck✨ proofread it and can I have a word with them-

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Agatha All Along (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alice Gulliver/Jennifer Kale, Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal, Lilia Calderu & Alice Gulliver & Agatha Harkness & Jennifer Kale & Billy Maximoff & Rio Vidal Characters: Alice Gulliver, Jennifer Kale, Agatha Harkness, Rio Vidal, Lilia Calderu, Billy Maximoff Additional Tags: Soulmates, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Heavy Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Everybody Lives, Quote: Just this once Rose everybody lives. (Doctor Who), Grief/Mourning, Anger, Jennifer Kale needs a hug, Alice Gulliver Needs a Hug, Agatha Harkness Needs a Hug, Everyone Needs A Hug, it's just a mess up in here, AAA Week | Agatha All Along Week Summary:

Just know it breaks my heart

  When soulmates die ten years apart

  And lonely love is left to sit and wait

  Soulmates come by surprise

  Bell curve it seems extremes arise

  And those who beat the odds will call it fate

 ~

Jennifer Kale has given up on meeting her soulmate. Alice Wu-Gulliver has resigned herself to not having one. On the Road, tragedy hits them, changing both their minds too late.

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my entry to AAA week day 6! Soulmates, Bloodpotions edition :3 

@agathaallalongweek

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Me, who had been paying no attention at all, when @second-drawer-on-the-left told me it was AAA Week

Me realizing I fell asleep and forgot to post the links to the stories I banged out

Day 4: Professors (a little cheat-y on this one, but I’ve had it brewing for awhile :3)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65785138

Day 3: Vampires

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65784535

Shoutout to @second-drawer-on-the-left for being my sounding board/beta reader/inspiration/brain cell shareholder (seriously guys, it’s creepy how in sync we get when we’re coming up with ways to be mean to Alice)! And thank you again for telling me about @agathaallalongweek !

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umm did anyone say Lilia x Lorna for day 4 of AAA Week? I've been thinking about this forEVER (whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx and I have been calling them Divine Melody)

I'll see you guys again for day 8!

@agathaallalongweek

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Like mother, like daughter ❤️‍🔥

Like father, like son 💚🖤

@second-drawer-on-the-left

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Do y'all think he's besties with Emmett now too?

(I'm sorry)

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Mutual’d so hard you have a multiverse in your dms

^^^ us

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have you guys done that “what kind of reader are you” quiz and if so what did you get

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Death's beloveds

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Coven of chaos but a misfired spell turns them into cats. That’s it, that’s the post.

(Who’m I kidding of course that’s not it)

(Semi coauthored by @second-drawer-on-the-left ! (We came up with most of these by ranting at each other like maniacs)

Billy: …Alice?

Alice, from the other room: Yeah?

Billy: I think I messed up…can you come in here?

Alice: Ask Lilia, dude, I don’t know.

Billy: Uh…

*distant mew*

Alice: Wait, wha-

Billy, voice getting rapidly higher: I THINK YOU NEED TO COME IN HERE!

*Alice comes into the room and just comes face to face with this*

(From top to bottom: Agatha, Lilia, and Jen. No, I have little to no explanation for why I chose these cats. They just…are.)

- Rio very helpfully turns herself into a cat (this one) and refuses to turn back. She (unlike the others) retains her human mind and is perfectly capable of shape shifting back whenever she pleases. She just refuses to.

Alice: *flops onto the couch with a groan and covers her eyes*

*a cat jumps up and starts happily kneading on her chest*

Alice, sighing and reaching out to scratch the ears: Hi, Jen.

Cat! Jen: *trills at her from the windowsill, where she’s snuggling with Lilia in the sun*

Alice:…

Alice: *opens her eyes*

Alice:

Alice: RIO-

- Alice repeatedly has to separate Agatha for getting into fights with the other cats. Different methods have been attempted to contain cat! Agatha have included:

• Shutting her in the basement (she escaped).

• Putting her in Señor Scratchy’s playpen for a timeout (she escaped).

• Wrapping her in a blanket like a naughty burrito (she escaped).

• Locking her in the bathroom (she screamed so loudly that Sarah Proctor passed by the window and glared disapprovingly at Alice).

• Putting her in Señor Scratchy’s playpen with Rio for a timeout (she escaped and bit Teen’s ankles just on principle, then went back to cuddling with Rio).

• Borrowing the panini press of shame from a neighbor who’s a vet (seriously, google cat catcher nets if you’ve never seen one, they’re hilarious)

Obviously, none of the above have proved effective yet.

- Lilia keeps climbing to ridiculous high places and causing Teen ENDLESS amounts of stress. No amount of coaxing, pleading, or bribery will get her to come down until she’s good and ready.

- Jen is just the BIGGEST attention whore and demands it CONSTANTLY from Alice. When Alice is sitting around, she drapes herself around her neck. If Alice is petting another cat, she butts her way in. If Alice is drinking coffee, she shoves her head in to steal a sip. If Alice is reading something, she lays across it.

Alice: Jen.

Cat! Jen: *relaxed trill*

Alice: Jennifer.

Cat! Jen: *blinks innocently*

Alice: I need my laptop to turn you back into a person.

Cat! Jen: *disinterested yawn*

Alice: C’mon, J, get off the keyboard…

Cat! Jennifer: *stretches and lazily bats her with a paw*

Alice: *exasperated sigh*

(She gets Jen off the computer and Rio immediately steals her spot, prompting indignant meowing from Jen and more exasperated noises from Alice)

- Alice hears distressed meowing and walks into the room to see all four cats crying at a bug they can’t reach. She takes a video and saves it for blackmail.

- Agatha figures out how to open doors and cabinets with her paws and immediately causes chaos.

Alice, repeatedly rereading Jen’s notes in hopes of finding a solution:

*muffled mewling from somewhere in the house*

Alice: *groans*

Alice, wandering into the kitchen to see Rio on the table, Lilia looking disapprovingly on from the window, and Agatha sitting suspiciously in front of a kitchen cabinet: Who was just yelling at me?

Rio: *licks her tail*

Lilia: *continues to look disapproving*

Agatha: *swats at the suspiciously rattling drawer with her paw*

Alice:

Alice: Where’s Jen?

Agatha: *blinks innocently*

Alice: Agatha, I can and *will* scruff you, where’s Jen?

- Alice moves Agatha and frees Jen (who started wailing pathetically from inside the drawer as soon as she heard Alice’s voice and insists on being held for the next two hours in order to be pacified)

- Agatha escapes and gets into Herb’s rose bushes, prompting poor Teen to have to sprint across the street and make up a lie about being Agnes’s cat sitter to retrieve her (she hisses, shrieks, and tries to scratch them both the entire time).

- Alice tries to leave the cats with Teen to entertain them so she can go take a shower. All four sit outside the bathroom door and shriek until she gives up and lets them in (at which point they sit outside the shower door and shriek).

Alice, opening the shower door with an irritated look on her face: Do you actually *want* to come in here? I don’t think you do!

Cat! Agatha: *gives her a disgusted look*

Alice, trying not to get soap in her eyes: That’s what I thought.

Cat! Rio: *waltzes right in and flops down in the water*

Alice: …of course.

(She eventually gives up and just takes a bath so that the cats can sit on the side of the tub and paw at the bubbles)

- Lilia chases Agatha around for half an hour just to pin her down and groom her while she whines dramatically about it (Alice saves the video of that for blackmail too).

- Billy fucks up again and turns himself into a kitten, leaving poor, stressed Alice alone with all the cats.

Alice, walking into the room: Hey Teen, I think I found a spell that might work? If we-

Four cats and a kitten, staring at her:

Alice:…please no. Please tell me that’s not-

Cat! Agatha: *squashes the kitten with her paw and begins aggressively grooming him*

Alice: Nope, definitely is. I need a drink.

(Cue Alice trying to keep three of the five cats out of her glass of wine)

Bonus:

Kitten! Billy

Kitten! Billy and Cat! Agatha

Cat! Agathario

What Cat! Alice would look like (that cat has unlocked the secrets of the universe and would like you to lock them back up thank you very much)

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Who me :3

more Villains!Bloodpotions from my last post

huge thanks to whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx for inspiring me to expand on this >:3

in case its hard to read, more info under the cut!

Darkhold!Jen

like canon Jen but dialed up to an 11

not actually EVIL, just morally grey

uses the Darkhold to help her expand her skincare empire a la Devil Wears Prada (much to the fury of Agatha, who keeps trying to steal the Darkhold back a la Wil E Coyote

Guard Tiger!Alice

made a deal with Jen

Jen keeps the curse at bay in exchange for protection

the curse still hurts Alice, but won't kill her

wears a mask to hide the burns from the curse

year of the tiger

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Also uploading things when you’re sleepy and then remembering details in the morning is a full on mood

thanks to the good people of twitter and tumblr combined, I present to you, a Villains!Bloodpotions AU.

I'm obsessed with Alice having tiger motifs so I wanted to give her a fur coat that looks kinda like the flames on her canon jacket. I also wanted to push her cyberpunk theming too.

Jen on the other hand I also pushed her canon outfit. I also think she might have gotten her hands on the Darkhold to unbind if Agatha hadn't gotten to it first. love them both! thank you to everyone who voted.

I'm not done with these designs >:3 you'll DEFO see them again!

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FOAMING AT THE MOUTH OMG LEMME WRITE YOU A ONE-SHOT I BEG-

thanks to the good people of twitter and tumblr combined, I present to you, a Villains!Bloodpotions AU.

I'm obsessed with Alice having tiger motifs so I wanted to give her a fur coat that looks kinda like the flames on her canon jacket. I also wanted to push her cyberpunk theming too.

Jen on the other hand I also pushed her canon outfit. I also think she might have gotten her hands on the Darkhold to unbind if Agatha hadn't gotten to it first. love them both! thank you to everyone who voted.

I'm not done with these designs >:3 you'll DEFO see them again!

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The way I accidentally reblogged this like half a dozen times because the WiFi wasn’t working and I just kept hitting the reblog button-

thanks to the good people of twitter and tumblr combined, I present to you, a Villains!Bloodpotions AU.

I'm obsessed with Alice having tiger motifs so I wanted to give her a fur coat that looks kinda like the flames on her canon jacket. I also wanted to push her cyberpunk theming too.

Jen on the other hand I also pushed her canon outfit. I also think she might have gotten her hands on the Darkhold to unbind if Agatha hadn't gotten to it first. love them both! thank you to everyone who voted.

I'm not done with these designs >:3 you'll DEFO see them again!