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whumpstiel · 10 days ago

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version of spn where dean is openly bisexual the entire time and definitely fucks a priest during a job and sam is does his judgmental little "dude" and dean is like "i already went to hell once man,, what's the worst that could happen" and everytime there's a new bad guy or apocalypse sam is like "this is bc you fucked a priest" and eventually he says it in front of Cas who does his little squint and head tilt and just

"You what?"

#this is insane and I love it #i am wheezing #deancas #deancas fic #spn

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whumpstiel · 12 days ago

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amen

#team switch for life but I have a soft spot for bottom cas

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whumpstiel · 13 days ago

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The main purpose of watching any other show or movie is to make spn parallels and recognize spn actors

#spn

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whumpstiel · 13 days ago

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This blog is my adult version of cutting pictures out of magazines and glueing them on to paper

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whumpstiel · 13 days ago

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12.12 Stuck in the Middle (With You)

#<< prev gets it #deancas #dean winchester #castiel #spn #crowley

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whumpstiel · 13 days ago

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isn’t it so glorious they couldn’t heterosexual this man no matter what they planned. saythank you castiel

#thank you castiel 🙏🏼🙂‍↕️#dean winchester #spn

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whumpstiel · 13 days ago

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misha collins: [starts an insane rumor that may or may not be true]

misha collins: and you can go ahead and tell everyone i said that. no one will ever believe me

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whumpstiel · 13 days ago

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#<< prev #spn #dean winchester

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whumpstiel · 13 days ago

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me writing posts about media no one cares about: and another thing,

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whumpstiel · 14 days ago

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Best things for a ship to have or be:

Horny

Insane

Religious/spiritual themes

Obsession

Age gap

Doomed

#them <3

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whumpstiel · 14 days ago

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"Dean Winchester is straight. He said he didn't swing that way!!"

Meanwhile Dean Winchester:

BONUS

#he’s Mr. unreliable narrator #dean winchester #spn #spn meta

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whumpstiel · 14 days ago

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9.11 First Born / 13.05 Advanced Thanatology

#dean’s widower’s arc is so important to me #i love cas’ little food aversions so fucking much #widower arc #deancas #castiel #dean winchester #spn

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whumpstiel · 14 days ago

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dick blindness strikes again

#cas wishes there was a bit of that monster in him #absolutely feral #he wants dean’s dick sooooo bad #deancas #claire novak #castiel #spn

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whumpstiel · 15 days ago

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MARY: I don’t wanna tell you how to hunt. Took me a while to get my sea legs, and giving you advice just feels... wrong. Not that I have advice. It’s more like a suggestion—

DEAN: Mom. Out with it.

MARY: It’s just... you need to stop telegraphing when you’re hurt.

DEAN: Huh? I don’t.

MARY: Sometimes you do. It’s like... maybe a bad habit.

DEAN: Habit?

MARY: You usually do it when—well...

DEAN: When?

MARY: When you know you're gonna get healed.

DEAN (thinking): I don't do that... do I?

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