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regulus black.

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WOMEN. I FUCKING LOVE YOU. MARRY ME.

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MAN I LOVE BEING A WOMAN

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ALSO I LOOK FUCKING AMAZINGGGGGGGG

I LOVE TO GIRLY GIRL

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i am gOING OUUUUUUUUT

FUCKING FINALLYYYYYYYYYY

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we’re literally the same person cos it’s a friends bday today too

it’s my bestfriend’s birthday!!!

everyone say happy birthday bestfriend!!!

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i saw a newborn (again) and i almost cried.

it’s too cute and i’m too sensitive, bad day.

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yOOOO HE’S NOT UR FRIEND, HE WANTA TO BE YOUR BABY AND WE ALL KNOW IT

literally drooling over a man in my class that reminds me of regulus.

i swear to james, he has a fucking side profile that looks like a greek sculpture.

i wanna dIE.

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DO U TALK TO THEM??????

literally drooling over a man in my class that reminds me of regulus.

i swear to james, he has a fucking side profile that looks like a greek sculpture.

i wanna dIE.

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i love it when clients talk to anything else but me.

like yes king, i’m sorry, of course i should’ve listened what you told me when you obviously walked away mumbling what tf you wanted ‼️‼️ how dumb i am im so sorry ‼️‼️‼️

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it would make me feel less stupid, that’s for sure.

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i miss going to bed early.

and never dreaming.

and waking up feeling like i actually rested.

and sleep for at least six hours.

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ah shit…ok then, i guess i’ll be sick.

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it’s 2:26 AM so i think now is a really good time to start the cadence of part time poets.

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jarty

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singing “i love you it’s ruining my life” face to face with someone it’s hilarious.