whyrobotsnottouching
whyrobotsnottouching
SadLittleScarab
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Just a scarab trying to find warhammer fanfiction of my robot boys. I want them to touch USB cords.
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whyrobotsnottouching 10 days ago
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Alr, so I've paused my other fic ideas and have decided to work on some oc fics so i can figure out character building better. Writing is fucking hard 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
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whyrobotsnottouching 1 month ago
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I love how fluffy he is... maybe ill obsess over magnus for a little
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whyrobotsnottouching 1 month ago
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This is how you talk to your technomancer, right?
based on this image:
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whyrobotsnottouching 2 months ago
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7A continuation
The lion and his marines enter the warp, but the lion goes crazy and hallucinates that he crashed on Caliban and is hunting through the woods killing warp beasts to eat them.
In reality he is hunting his men and consuming them.
The beginning will be switching perspectives between the marines and the lion
Eventually, he starts teleporting shenanigans.
He starts stalking luther, appearing and disappearing.
Eventually, the lion reaches luther and they fight. Ending with luther being ripped apart and eaten.
The end half will switch between the lion and luthers perspective.
Note to self write chaos unclined lionel johnson
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whyrobotsnottouching 2 months ago
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If you're wanting to commission robot lovin' I can fit you in on my main list whenever you'd like (you'd be skipping the waitlist :D )
RAHHH I LOVE YOU 鉂わ笍馃挌馃┓馃挌鉂わ笍
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whyrobotsnottouching 2 months ago
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Alright timeline (first draft)
1. Instead of just taking his most trusted, he takes those who have been with him the longest and fewer soldiers... for reasons fuck you 鉂わ笍馃挌
2. Heresy ends
3. On journey home lost more ships and marines than in original timeline, down to like three ships.
4. When he gets out of warp, is shot to high heaven, and is forced to flee instead of fight luther.
5. When attemptig to flee, gets sucked into warp storm. Never to be seeeen.
6. Luther convinces imperium that the lion has fallen to chaos and everyone still breathing says 馃憤 because this is fanfiction
7A. The lion gets stranded in the warp, being forced to canibalise his sons. He never directly falls to chaos, but he goes a little nuts
7B. The lion gets through the warp jump, ending up on some random agri world on the other side of the galaxy, a few thousand years after they made the jump.
7C. They make the warp jump, get stuck and make it a few hundred years, and run into the wolf.
From here they will probably branch into different fics. Idfk 鉂わ笍馃挌馃グ馃グ
Note to self write chaos unclined lionel johnson
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whyrobotsnottouching 2 months ago
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NUUUUUUT do you do commissions?
Edit: I checked and plan on commissioning Belisarius and Cawl 鉂わ笍馃挌鉂わ笍馃挌鉂わ笍馃挌
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whyrobotsnottouching 2 months ago
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Alr. Warhammer alternate universe where while the dark angels were weakened on there way back from the heresy and they had to flee instead of fight luther. From here luther convinces the imperium that the lion went traitor and he becomes the new head of the dark angels. I might give the lion an adopted daughter who luther kills and make the lion much more angsty. 馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ
Note to self write chaos unclined lionel johnson
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whyrobotsnottouching 2 months ago
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Note to self write chaos unclined lionel johnson
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whyrobotsnottouching 2 months ago
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so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
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whyrobotsnottouching 2 months ago
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when Belisarius was making the primaris marines, he had quite the task ahead of him: ensuring his marines were taller than the old model, while configuring the primaris [and his body] so they wouldn't grow taller than him
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whyrobotsnottouching 2 months ago
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I still want him
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"A fine addition to my collection..."
Art by WolfdawgArt
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whyrobotsnottouching 2 months ago
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KEEP THEM FREEEEEEE
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flashing his carapace all over interstitial link like the smug bastard he is
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whyrobotsnottouching 2 months ago
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mutuals do this
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whyrobotsnottouching 2 months ago
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Wrote one additional sentence today. Progress will be slow. I need robots.
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whyrobotsnottouching 2 months ago
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Just wanted to say I share your love for the robots and commend your passion and dedication to them!!! I am also trying to draw some stuff for them but it's taking me a while. We can do it... We can make the robots touch
YESSSS IM NOT ALONE I LOVE YOU RANDOM ANON I WISH TO SEE YOUR ART
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I'm gonna eat you!
I might post a link to view the doc of my first fanfic I'm making.
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whyrobotsnottouching 2 months ago
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Guys im super high and i thought i was posti g horny robot stuff on my main blog and i got so scared. What the hell.
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