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I posted 41 times in 2022

That's 41 more posts than 2021!

27 posts created (66%)

14 posts reblogged (34%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@whythobich

@posts-from-a-funnier-timeline

@guiltyidealist

@coffeeseed

I tagged 37 of my posts in 2022

Only 10% of my posts had no tags

#reblog stuff - 14 posts

#fanfic - 12 posts

#fanfic writing - 10 posts

#fanfic x you - 9 posts

#fanfic x reader - 9 posts

#haikyuu - 9 posts

#haikyu x reader - 8 posts

#fluff - 8 posts

#x reader - 7 posts

#x reader fanfic - 7 posts

Longest Tag: 76 characters

#so you see the joke is that the first sound you make on a sax is just a honk

My Top Posts in 2022:

Would you be willing to write just a few headcannons about MCD Garroth with a reader who is absolutely smitten with him and helps him whenever they can (gn or f if that’s ok w/ you)

Sorry if it's a little OOC, I've never actually seen MCD, I only know about it through other people. It’s also much longer than I wanted it to be. But thanks for the request!! And curse @whythobich for making the one-off I wrote give me traction.

“What a Good Boyfriend”

Garroth x GN smitten reader

Contains: Sickeningly sweet fluffy headcannons

- to start out, garroth is not the best at context clues

-i don't think he'd quite figure out the scale of your attraction unless you told him

-don't get me wrong, garroth isn't dumb, he's just not good at differentiating like v. Love

-he definitely knew that you liked him, at least as a good friend would

-I mean why else would you constantly tag along with him

- He will never complain about having an extra pair of hands around

-He might get worried about you though

-If you’re constantly helping him then do you really have a life of your own?

- And he thinks you might be overworking yourself in order to make ends meet + be around him so much

-he won’t stop for a WHILE though.

-He is always worrying over something, and you help take off some of that pressure

- Garroth basically runs the town, so he’s EXTREMELY thankful for someone to confide in

- That being said though, he is dumb

-You’d need to very blatantly tell him just how much you love him in order for him to get it

- It’d take a long long time for you to be close enough that he might reciprocate your feelings

-Demi Garroth for the win

- And an even longer time of mutual pinning.

-Don’t get me wrong, none of the Ro’meaves are cowards ( well other than vlad).

-He isn’t that scared that you’ll reject him

-He just wants to keep you happy

-He doesn’t want to scare you away, or add any more to your plate

-And you dont want to stress him out or scare him away

-He’d definitely want to give a romantic confession

-But he doesnt want to have read the situation wrong, so he hesitates

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32 notes - Posted November 1, 2022

Normal enough

Yandere Kiyoko Shimizu x GN reader

WARNINGS: Murder, 1 sided love, yandere, manipulation, brief mention of eating, inconclusive ending, kiyoko’s simps, bad writing, let me know if there’s anything else.

Kiyoko had always been helpful to you, she was always there for you. Need help with geometry? Kiyoko had all the formulas memorized. Bad break-up? She has ice cream, your favorite snacks, tissues and is ready to talk. You two always had lunch together. She dropped everything the moment you needed her. She was just a really good friend. When you would drop your books in the hall, she was there immediately. Even if her classes were on the other side of campus. She was just always there.

You didn’t think much of this, until valentines came up. You didn’t have any honmei chocolates -true feelings chocolates, as opposed to obligatory, which you give friends, teachers, etc.- to give anyone, you just didn’t have anyone that close to you. You were going to give Kiyoko her obligatory chocolates, heading towards her last class. There was a big crowd around the door, all holding chocolates, some presents, flowers, pretty much anything “romantic”. Some seemed really fancy too. Kiyoko noticed you looking at the large pile of gifts in her arms as people shouted out love confessions. Upon seeing you, she gently set the pile down, pushed her ways through the pile of people and met with you in the hallway. “Sorry, people can get really pushy around this time. Ready to walk home?” The entire group was in shock, you could’ve sworn you heard a “My goddess brushed my shoulder!” somewhere. “Oh, yeah I’m ready if you are! But don’t you feel kinda bad for not accepting their gifts? I can wait if you want.” She looked to think for a minute “ I guess I never really thought about it, but I don’t want them to give me expensive things since I can’t accept their feelings. Besides, the only person I’d even accept honmei from hasn’t given me anything.” Really? She had like half the school simping for her H.A.R.D. “ Oh, okay, that’s fine.” She grabbed my hand and led me through the hall, noticing the group of fans had started trying to inch closer to the two of us.

But she didn’t walk straight home, she led me through the school garden, stopping at the herbs. “Sorry, the group was getting a bit too upset. I was going to get some herbs for dinner tonight, if that’s okay.” Well, that makes more sense “Yeah it’s no problem!” She softly smiled. “Thanks. Did you know some of these have really weird beliefs around them, some people think basil is a sign of love,Oh and my parents were going out for valentines, and my older brother’s going to hang out with ‘The boys’ If you want you can come over. It’s no big deal if you don’t want to, I just don’t want to be all alone today...” “Yeah! Of course! I’d love to”

34 notes - Posted March 26, 2022

I Will

Asahi X GN reader

WARNINGS: tooth rotting, sugary sweet fluff. Cheesy (like hallmark level). Basic. Very stereotypical. Mention of family. Tell me if there’s anything else <3

Today was the day. You were going to confess to your crush of 3 years. Asahi Azume. Yep, the tall “scary” one who everyone said looked like he was 30. You, being in a college prep class, didn’t talk to him directly, but you did talk to Daichi and Sugawara, his friends. You didn’t talk to them a lot though, only the occasional partner work. But ever since you were walking past his first game in the Karasuno gym, you were in love. So utterly in love. He could be terrifying at times, you agreed, but he seemed like such a good guy you know? Like, you could take him home to your family and while maybe scaring them initially, he would just get along with them well.

You knew today was IT. New years. You knew from Sugawara and Daichi that The Karasuno VBC 3rd years were going to a new years eve festival. You figured this would be perfect timing, just get Asahi alone, confess, and it’d be over! Thinking about the flustered look he’d probably have on his face was practically enough motivation. And you’d already planned out what to wear, you just needed to figure out the word choice. Too bold and he’d be too busy blushing and stumbling over his words that you wouldn’t know if maybe he’d like you back. Too soft and he might not put together that you like him soon enough for him to respond. And as with every confession, what if he doesn’t like you? I mean it wasn’t impossible, you went to all their matches,only watching him, but maybe he never noticed. And when he was thinking about quitting, you left a note encouraging him to “Keep Going, You’ll do better next time I just know it!” But it was anonymous, maybe he thought it was one of the teammates. Well, you fail all chances you don’t take! You were going to tell him, If he liked you too perfect! If not, better luck next time.

You plotted out how you wanted to tell him… Maybe something like “ Hey! Asahi, right? I kinda like you, so, go out with me?”... No that’s bound to leave him a blushy mess, expand on your thoughts! Maybe add honorifics? “Hey, Asahi-san! I’ve gone to a lot of your games, and you’re really cool! I think I like you, and it’s fine if you don’t, but maybe go out with me?” No, you’ve been crushing or 3 years, you KNOW you like him. And maybe ditch the honorific, you sounded like a shojo mc… Well, you were just going to have to figure it out on the way there, since if you didn’t leave, you’d be late…

You should’ve planned for it to be a big event… you couldn’t find him anywhere, and fireworks were nearly starting! Ugh! You plopped down dejectedly in the grass under a tree. “Uh, sorry, were you saving this spot? I can leave” came a nervous voice from beside you. “Asahi!” You knew that voice, the hint of nervousness in that lowkey kinda deep sound. You looked up at him. “Uh, sorry, I just watched a lot of your matches. I was the one who wrote the note a few months ago.” Ew, you sounded like a stalker. You looked to see his reaction and, well, your mind didn’t do justice to how flustered he’d be if you confessed. He was a wreck, even though you’d only said you watched him and wrote a simple note. “ And, no I wasn’t saving this spot, I can leave if you Sugawara, Daichi, and Kiyoko wanted it.” It sounded awkward, but you should at least answer his question right? “Oh, no we- I- uhm…. I kinda ended up separated from them…”

What kind of fanfiction style luck did you have? You and your crush were alone, under a shady tree on new years eve. You knew he was kind of awkward and you’d have to force conversation. “It’s kinda funny huh? I went here just to find you, but you ended up finding me.” You pat the grass next to you, trying to encourage him to sit down. “Wait w-why would you try to find me?” He sat down next to you. “I mean you're in the college prep classes, Daichi and Sugawara are there too, surely someone would want to find them, not me…” His ramblings trailed off. You could get used to his ramblings, you half wanted to lean on him and just fall asleep, listening to his voice ramble about whatever he thought about. “ No, I wanted to find you. I know Sugawara and Daichi, but I didn’t see either of them play once and became instantly enamored. I did that with you. It sounds cheesy as hell and all, but I don’t care if your friends are more conventionally attractive, I like you, I’ve liked you for 3 years, not Suga, not Daichi, not Kiyoko, not Nishinoya, or Tanaka or any of them. ...I love you Asahi Azumane.” Well, maybe it wasn’t planned like you wanted, and it was cheesier than a Hallmark Christmas movie, But your confession worked out okay, at least on the wording part.

You glanced over to him, a bit saddened by his silence, but understanding.. “It’s fine if you don’t but…” You saw him, a blushing mess, but wait was he crying?! “ Uh I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to- I’ll leave.” You backed a few steps away, keeping a normal smile,attempting to make him think you were unbothered by his...rejection I guess. “Please take care of me” a soft whisper came out. You paused. Never thought you’d get so hung over on a guy, you’d imagine his voice. “Please, take care of me.” There it was again, but a little louder and with more emaphis… You looked to where Asahi was, finding him now standing, facing you as fireworks exploded in the background. “ I will.”

49 notes - Posted March 26, 2022

“Why don’t we share?”

Garroth Ro’meave (Minecraft Diaries )x GN (Baker/ Chef) reader

(Blame @whythobich for this <3)

WARNINGS: Aphmau slander, Fluff, Mention of starving self / ED, Implied eating, reader being a simp, Garroth being effortlessly cute, Probably OOC ( I’ve never watched Minecraft Diaries), I was forced into making this, I don’t think there’s anything else, Tell me if there is.

It’s hard being a knight. It’s tiring with little reward. Especially when you’re in a smaller town and none of the leaders seem to care. Provide for them and they barely even thank you. You knew that. Which is why you would leave out any leftovers you couldn’t sell for him. The selfless head knight. Arguably one of the hardest workers. Yet he seemed the least upset about what he was doing. You’d anonymously leave something like a dense bread, sometimes candied fruit or a custard. You always had something for him. No matter what.

Today was a good day. It was a warm day, with little wind and no rain. You sold almost everything you had. Except for part of a bread loaf. It was more than reasonable. A warm day pairs much better with something lighter or fruitier then a dense rye. It paired much better as a breakfast in the winter. Just something quick and filling that could be combined with many different things to make a fuller meal. Given that today had been such a busy day, you didn’t have time to make something for yourself. But you also knew that with the new bustling of the city today, combined with the heat, it would’ve been a difficult day for the knights. You decided that since today was so busy for you, you would have a couple extra coins to buy yourself something a little special. It was getting to be a popular season for you anyways. And with the fact that you would have to completely restock, you decided that a little treat would be nice before laboring over pies and such. And this way you could give your extra to the head knight, Garroth.

As you were walking away from the neatly packaged loaf, thinking about what to buy yourself for dinner, you heard a voice. “Excuse me, did you see who left this here?” Garroth, the head knight lightly tapped your shoulder, raising up the loaf of bread in his other hand asked. “Someone has been leaving food outside my door for a while now. I want to know who it is.” Was he upset? Did he not like the gifts? You could lie and say it wasn’t you. But what if he did like the food? If you lied you would completely ruin any chances you might have had. “…yeah, I did…” You barely mustered the courage to get your voice above a whisper. “If I might ask, why?” He didn’t seem upset yet. And you’ve gone too far to stop now. “I just figured that being a knight, specifically the head knight, would be hard. You try so hard to help out in anyway you can.The governess seems to brush off all the help anyone tries to give her in favor of flirting with some old man from a village over yonder. I thought it would be nice to have a consistent source of food to come home to. And it doesn’t bother me too much, saving some leftovers from my shop to bring to you. I can stop if you don’t like it I just thought it would be nice.” Divine heavens that was hard. How you wished he wasn’t in full armor. Even just taking the helmet off so you could see his facial expressions would be nice. “Thank you, but your bakery was almost sold out today wasn’t it? I can’t take this from you. You should eat too.” He held out the loaf of bread for you to take. “It’s fine really, I wouldn’t leave it if I couldn’t afford it” You might’ve avoided eating a meal or two once so he could have the nicer custard since you knew that day was hard but he didn’t need to know that. “I cant in good faith take this from you. If you’re so insistent on me having it, and you don’t mind, why don’t we share?” Is he doing this purposefully? He can’t be unaware about how sweet that is? “I’d like that, a lot.”

158 notes - Posted April 7, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Hi sweetie 💚 can you write something about Atsumu or Sakusa being jealous? 👀 Slightly angst if you can but with happy ending, thanks a lot ✨

Of course! I chose Atsumu (because he’s easier to write for) I’m trying my best <3

Without them.

Atsumu x GN reader

WARNINGS: Light angst, Alcohol, Mention of cat-calling / Sexual comments from strangers, Atsumu’s a light-weight, Possessive friend, Swearing, Reader stops hanging out with a certain friend because Atsumu doesn’t like them (but friend is kinda creepy), Mention of atsumu neglecting(?) reader to go out with friends, Atsumu is trying his best to be a good boyfriend, Bad writing, Sakusa being a mom friend, tell me if there’s anything else

It was just another Saturday night. You knew tsumu would probably go get drinks with the team after their game and decided to go out with some of your friends. Normally he would be out with MSBY for a few hours after the game. Oftentimes forgetting to tell you. After endless dinners getting cold while you waited for him, ending up putting his plate in the fridge, writing a note and going to bed alone in your empty house; It was time that you did something for yourself. You decided to go to a bar with some friends from highschool. You figured you would bring him back a burger or some other bar food in case he was hungry after hanging out with his friends. He’d probably be dumped on your front step (drunkenly rambling) by Sakusa per usual. And you’d get back before him anyways. You would get to be around your friends instead of scrolling on your phone for hours, checking the front door every 5 minutes. And he would be none the wiser. It’s not like you wanted to hide it from him, you just figured it was fair. He got drunk with his friends every other week, you were allowed to as well. As long as you were back before him, someone would be there to make sure he didn’t pass out on the floor or break anything.

You decided on not wearing anything too fancy. Something casual enough for just hanging out with friends (and mobile enough you could help tsumu to bed after you got back). But fancy enough that there was a clear effort put into your outfit. After finally getting your hair just right, you went off for a night of fun with your best friends.

As you stepped into the bar and went off with your friends, they instantly put a drink in your hand. You felt unaware as to anything happening around you except for them.

Unaware as Hinata pointed you out to your boyfriend’s team. “Hey! I didn’t know Y/N was going to be here today!” Your already pretty tipsy boyfriend looked at Hinata with confusion visible in his features. “They aren’t though? Sho maybe I should take this from ya, yer seein’ things” He replied, reaching for the beer Hinata was drinking. “Nah bro, look!” Bokuto pointed to you, teasingly wrapping your arm around a friend’s shoulders. Atsumu stood up and took a shaky step towards you. Then another. And a couple more. Before you knew it your drunk boyfriend was trying to pull you out of your seat by your wrist.

Without realizing it you shoved his arm off. What rando would just grab someone’s wrist in a bar. Not even the creepiest of weirdos had just grabbed you before. Usually there was a perverted comment or two beforehand. “I have a boyfrie-...” You cut yourself off as you looked up. With that your friends all paused their side conversations. That “rando”. The only one who would just pull you away without a comment. “Tsumu what are you doing?”A cacophony of your friends rose up after this. “Ooo Y/N who’s this~~” “Do you know ‘em?” “Is this your boyfriend we’ve heard so much about?” And various other comments spilling out of your friends’ barely sober mouths. One in particular seemed to rise louder than the rest, furthering the scowl resting on Atsumu's face. “Is this my yn’s little boyfriend?”

The same one you’d been resting your arm on. Didn’t they know that you were HIS yn. He hated being possessive over you. You’re not his little pet. He doesn’t own you. He knows this well. But in that moment, possessiveness felt right. Who was this jerk to claim any kind of possessiveness over you. And to call him your LITTLE boyfriend? Who the hell does this fuckface think they are to call THE setter of the MSBY Jackals LITTLE?

Seeing the murderous rage in Atsumu’s eyes, you apologized to your friends and dragged him outside. Sending a quick text to Sakusa you began on your way home. “Don’t worry about taking Atsumu home tonight, I’ve got him. Just tell me how much he spent tonight. I’ll venmo you back”. After a little break of silence, you looked over at your drunken lover. Seemingly a little calmed down from his anger as he leaned into your side further. “So what the hell was that atsumu?” You tried to keep your voice calm, as to avoid making a scene in public. Instead showing your frustration in the lack of a nickname / pet name for him. Only mumbles buried in your shoulder returned. “Atsumu, words.”

“He was being gross at ya! I just wanted to see what ya were doing and that fuckin’ bastard was acting like they OWNED ya! Nobody fuckin’ owns ya. Especially not fuckin’ losers who think that just because ya touched ‘em they get you! Just wanna say hi to ma partner, not get clowned by some jackass.” He flopped his head into your shoulder again. “So you just wanted to see me? Then why did you grab my wrist?” He mumbled a barely audible response. “Wanna hold ur hand.” That’s right. He does always get touchier when he’s drunk.

Hearing your key jingle in the apartment lock, Tsumu lifted his head. “ ‘m sorry…” You moved him into the apartment and helped him get more comfortable. “Huh?” You looked over at him. “I ruined yer time out with ma jealousy. I made ya go home after you just got out because ‘m a selfish asshole.” Cupping his face, you responded. “I don’t care, baby. Well, I’m a little upset that I didn’t get to hang out with my friends. But I was going because I didn’t want to be alone tonight. But it’s okay, because now I can cuddle you. I can go hang out with my friends later. Without the possessive one.

188 notes - Posted March 27, 2022

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#reblogs #aphblr #mentioned it on discord so here is the remaining archive of it #throwback to the time my sib became a Garroth x reader blog and then accidentally deleted their account #thats what you get idiot we are starved for content

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