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rooftop

banana fish!!!!!!!111!!!1

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i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened

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anyway you should always remember that all those foreigners you see dying on the news are just as real people as you are who have just as much interiority as you do. there is nothing about you that makes you more important and it is by pure chance that you are not in their position. in fact, this holds for all of history. every person, no matter the horror of the fate that befell them, had just as much interiority as you do. i feel like some people haven't fully internalized this.

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:(

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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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the easiest way 2 avoid idolizing people is to just get really irrationally angry st snyone who’s better at things than you are. unfortunately this comes with the side affect of getting really irrationally angry at people all the fucking time

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$20 used to mean something

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Nick Offerman

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"The truth is… sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it." BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2005, dir. Ang Lee

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house who is so afraid of change and people leaving him

house who constantly is pushing wilson’s boundaries to see what will finally make him leave

house who loves music, and plays multiple instruments

house who was a cheerleader for his collage lacrosse team

house who fucking hates his father

house who can’t lie to his mom

house who loves so hard and needs so much it drives people away

house who hates everything about himself so much, but you would never know it with how he acts

house who is so damn human and shows it in his own ways

ohhhh gregory house they could never make me hate you

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whatever. go my scarab

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4/28/25 supercell in Omaha, NE

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wow man you got out of that saw trap super fast. no seriously that’s the fastest i’ve ever seen anyone do it. it took you like fifteen seconds, max. no i’m not upset. it just took a really long time to set up and it would have been cool if you had taken a little more time, just to build suspense. did you know about this? did you study for this? no i know that you’re bleeding out but listen–

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For me the indicator of a safe queer space is actually a confident, knowledgeable trans woman who's well liked by the people there and trusted to give advice to people who are new to the space.

Because queer spaces occasionally get the occasional dissociating "cishet men" who can't figure out why they want to be in the queer space so much, feel a conflicted sense of belonging and connection that they also feel they shouldn't have, and end sitting in the corner only interacting when explicitly included.

Now, if you don't have the confident trans woman around, what'll happen is that the "cishet man" eventually stops showing up, because yeah it's nice to go, but it's also really hard for some reason, and maybe another modded Fallout New Vegas run is easier, actually. Maybe the MMO where everyone calls her the name of her girl avatar is easier. She just can't figure out why.

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Why won’t you ever know that I’m in love with you?

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rewatching a movie you loved as a teen and realizing it’s actually really really really really not good