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discovering absolutely shocking things about one of our new kittens

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Guy who learns kung fu, then realizes kung fu can be defeated by MMA so he learns that, then realizes MMA can be defeated by guns so he buys one, then realizes that guns can be defeated by law enforcement so he becomes a lawyer, then realizes that the law can be overthrown so he becomes a paramilitary general, then realizes that naked force can be enveloped by ideology so he becomes a religious leader, then realizes that ideology is primarily determined by the means of production so he becomes an inventor, then realizes that successful invention requires a finely honed mind so he becomes a psychologist, then realizes that the mind is just part of the body so he learns kung fu

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happy foreman fridayyyyyy yall

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happy Thursday the 20th

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I have seen several people post the “my boyfriend is wearing a suit to his autism diagnosis” tweet about House. No? No. He would not. Girl you saw him at his psychiatric appointments. If he’s getting an assessment it’s because Cuddy is dragging him there kicking and screaming. He’d probably show up naked in his bathrobe as protest. “House you were supposed to be ready for this appointment, you agreed!!” House, naked in the tub: “I lied lol”. No suits no kings no gods. dick AND balls OUT at his autism diagnosis

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Hey dating Tumblr!(?)

Im looking for some pick up lines/need some rizzing advice. I never dated before and there's this really cute guy that is friends with my buddy that I want to connect with.

I wanna ask what's some of the worst/best messages on those dating apps... I want to come across funny idk thanksss!

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2 step guide to having a beach body!

1) Have a body.

2) Take it to the beach!

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Just one more day for school to begin. It's been two weeks and I haven't caused a massive argument in my family. It's like an eternal hell but one more day and I should be ok.

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May yr new year have more malpractice and homoeroticism than ever 🍾🫂

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Chocolate Poke Cake

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Van Gogh was unappreciated in his time too

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Did Rachel keep Wilson's duck plushie? Did she bring it to college with her, because it's one of the oldest items she possesses? Does she know who gave it to her? Did she call it Wilson in his honor? Did she dare ask Cuddy about it, because the sad look in her mother's eyes when she sees the duck makes Rachel sad as well? Does she know and calls it Jimmy? Jimmy the Ducky? I need to know

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“Good morning, miss.” said a voice. Male, English. She looked up. The visitor’s face was chiseled, his dark hair neatly arranged, yet some curls had refused to be tamed. Her writer’s brain conjured words to describe him: astonishing, elegant, winning. He was dressed in a blue velvet suit that had at one time been resplendent—yes, another good word—perfectly cut to mold his slim build, but was now nearly threadbare at the cuffs. his ensemble did not speak of poverty, precisely, but he was certainly not well off. Yet he acknowledged her look with a sort of courtly grace that did speak of good manners and a cultivated upbringing. Other words sprang to mind: uncommonly handsome. — Crimson Peak book

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Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot