windows11-official

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congrats to @windows10-official for 10 years of existing. congrats to me for being faster, simpler, and more secure!!

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perhaps The Solution is using phone link every day ?

IF THAT WAS TRUE THEN PHONEEXPERIENCEHOST.EXE WOULDN'T BE RUNNING ON EVERY STARTUP AND USE STUPIDLY MUCH CPU NOW WOULD IT

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officially transitioned to girly girl on main. i'll celebrate by asking Microsoft 365 (formerly Office) Copilot how transitioning works over here

[windows11-official]

no..

r/twinks has fallen.

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perhaps i can add emergency dose of estrogen to this collar also ?just inc ase

I have two points I want to bring to your attention.

you should be wearing a collar right now

there should be a yubikey on said collar

[windows11-official]

Stepping up your game I see!

We from KDE are happy to announce our biggest and best projekt so far:

Kopilot

Your AI-powered companion for the Plasma desktop!

It can do many things such as:

- taking up valuable computing power and space on your screen

- search for files, folders and personal data

- ugh.... It is there now I guess

It comes by default with the next Plasma 6 update and will soon be included in all prior and future Plasma versions.

An KDE.org account for log in will be mandatory starting with Plasma 7.

(image is ripped from here, I asked about permission but sadly the user wasn't online in >1 year on both accounts. @easrng maybe you can give a def yes or no?)

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a lot of people don't realize this

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

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windows powers hell

when you start thinking to yourself "I could automate this with a bash script that would only take like half an hour to whip up" this is the devil talking. do not listen

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hng

I want to enjoy 🙌

[windows11-official]

pride month is OVER. no more PLURALITY. one boot ONLY.

mfs saying "i use dual boot" yeah ofc who walks with one boot on

[windows11-official]

couldn't be me

Round 2 - Losers Bracket

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spent an unhealthy amount of time trying to make one (1) discord emoji for a show no one talks about and it turned out terrible. how do people make these things i must know

[windows11-official]

the hatemail you get here must be insaaaaane

being popular here in tumblr dot com is quite hard. some of my fave examples below the cut

[windows11-official]

finally an excuse to bring my windows phone places

Down with Windows bus. When we see someone using windows out in public we beat them up.

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If you make a Windows gimmick block you get to go through these stages too with the important difference being uh. uh. uh. uh. uh. uh. u

i think i figured out the life cycle of the average linux gimmick blog

stage 1: creation. doing your best to stay on topic according to the gimmick you assigned yourself to

stage 2: rise to fame. you are noticed. your inbox is bursting

stage 3: abandonment. you run out of things to say about your gimmick. you feel guilty about it

stage 4: linux is really about yuri

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Also I think personally Kikuri from Bocchi the Rock is a very nice addition to most files!!

If a program should do one thing, should a file contain one thing?

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beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager....

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar