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hey so like

what the actoal FUCK IS THIS circled

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i- I mean. It could be much much worse.

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... this happens in the book and he lives so whatevs

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I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

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man I WISH I was european

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you know, I've been needing an excuse to practice dragon smut.

i think I WILL specialize in masterbation.

Many years ago, in the days of Livejournal (and to be fair, I think up until a couple of years ago on Dreamwidth), before MerMay and MonsterMay, there was the Merry Month of Masturbation in May.

Just 31 days of writing your favourite characters jacking it.

No prompts, just vibes and the unified satisfaction of a solo orgasm or two.

In honour of that, and my incredibly boring 10 hour shift last night, I bring you a bingo square of self love prompts. No prizes (beyond what you give yourselves), just for fun, some shenanigans.

With thanks to Ali and Jay for helping me fill this out to a 5x5.

Do with it as you will! No rules, just vibes!

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my man I'M norse pagan. my friend is Norse pagan. I'm gonna defend my religion. fine, it wasn't fear mongering, you have me there. I apologize FOR THAT. but.

there needs to be more information on what the signs originally mean. ESPECIALLY if it's connected to a religion. i'm sorry I came off as rude, I have issues with that. I'm working on it.

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invincible vibes go fr

Brutus, the Oni detective that shapeshifts.

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this is a Nordic rune.

i have a Nordic friend.

fuck off, this is fear mongering.

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WAIT. WAIT A FUCKING SECOND. I WAS THE FIRST GUY TO MAKE THAT SPECIFIC SCREENSHOT. I SCREENSHOTTED IT OFF OF AN EMKAY VIDEO LIKE A YEAR AGO I RECOGNIZE THE CROPPING HOLY SHIT

This is scary how'd you know I'm on my period

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fgtyhbvcdftghbcfghbvcfghbcfghbvcfgbvcftyhbvcftyh

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alright

who wants to tackle this monstrosity

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bnbn

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the irony of my pet ant queen blowing up this morning from a larva infection is not lost on me. who knew ants where transphobic. rip antythonas.

reblog to blow up a transphobe

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alastor nifty is a grown ass woman how dare u

"Alastor? Where do babies come from?"

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i can alter your eyebrows.