wishingeel

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i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me

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I will always read "sorry for blorbo tagging" in the tune of "sorry for party rocking".

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The thing about people is that they will always choose the path of least resistance. Therefore it's imperative to never corner them into a situation where the easiest way out goes through your throat.

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Game where the ancient hero is awakened from the deathless sleep of centuries in the hour of their people's greatest need, only to find that civilisation is thriving and there are no obvious threats on the horizon; the game then becomes a fish-out-of-water detective sim as they try to figure out what woke them up, and also solve other, smaller mysteries along the way.

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anyone ever: from the get-go

me, nodding sagely: from the gecko…

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One must imagine Sisyphus happy

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ponderous guy whose pronouns are huh/hmm

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NEVER GIVE UP

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cat can:

snuggle

biting you

eat food AND plastic

so scared of car sounds

locate Bug

Make sounds

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told my mom my cat had a cold and she asked the most important question

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sheep getting in an elevator. idk man i made this account in 2010 ive made every other post already

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Gull inspecting two fake eggs and deciding to incubate the larger one By: Thomas D. McAvoy From: Life Nature Library: Animal Behavior 1965

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dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

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why do the words caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing. Shouldn't they be rival jobs that undo each others progress

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~red like roses~