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roman senator accusing his political enemy of sexual immorality but as he gets further into his speech it becomes increasingly clear he doesnt actually know what any of the things hes accusing him of are & only vaguely knows what happens during sex

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i need a cicero plushie to chew on

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he isnt falling for your gay marriage-by-proxy shit, populares

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hello! cursed post here. 

Cicero’s Pro Caelio: The Porn Parody

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actually if you think about it the most sexless member of the first triumvirate is probably crassus. he had that vestal virgin scandal but it turned out he was actually just trying to buy her house or something

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I don’t want to talk about the movie this scene is from

Tacitus ann 6.50

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do you ever think about him

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2000 years later, the most powerful man in Europe is nought but an oot.

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maybe if cato HAD showed more tit he wouldve saved the republic

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Something something snake motif

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“he would not fucking say that!” then put him in a situation that makes him say it, we wanna see him squirm

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Damn, Brutus.

(Plutarch, Life of Antony, p. 185)

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Damn, Brutus.

(Plutarch, Life of Antony, p. 185)

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Eating hot coals as we speak

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Brutus after stabbing Caesar

Et tu, bleh?

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happy march 15th!

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Just realized I never actually posted my references for Cassius, Brutus, and Porcia’s designs 💀