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so do you think ody patted himself on the back for thinking of yelling "I am your darkest moment" to a cyclops that he just blinded
#make it back alive to our homeland#oh my god#jorge rivera herrans#when i get you#when i fucking get you#epic odysseus#epic the musical#epic the cyclops saga#polyphemus#polyphemus epic#terrible puns
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okay i knew that jorges dad was hephaestus but i didn't know his mom was anticlea, odys mom. i'm gonna be sick
#epic the musical#jorge rivera herrans#im gonna cry#waiting waiting waiting#epic hephaestus#epic anticlea#casting#make it back alive to our homeland
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Odysseus: "find that inner strength now! use that well of pride!"
Zeus, scribbling "PRIDE" into a cloud with a lightning bolt for later:
#He wrote Pride x Reader fanfic if it ever came up later#“Pride is a damsel in distress”#“Hiding away where only I can undress her”#Alright dude#Not to kink shame but maybe keep this stuff to your AO3#prev tags#you get it#so real
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ALSSSSOOOO about the horse and the infant.
- Odysseus is not bloodthirsty while he's Literally Waging A War. he motivates the soldiers by urging them to return to their families, only motivating Neo to get revenge. im gonna fall over.
- Zeus mentions "an enemy who won't run" and ody takes it as someone stubborn and steadfast. but his enemy is someone who can't even crawl.
#epic the musical#the horse and the infant#epic odysseus#the troy saga#jorge rivera herrans#make it back alive to our homeland
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sorry but if Crowley was actually friends with Cleopatra I bet you he tempted her to try the bees-in-the-gourd thing
#good omens#good omens crowley#gomens#good omens headcanon#the demon crowley#the plume of my imaginary tante
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Odysseus: "find that inner strength now! use that well of pride!"
Zeus, scribbling "PRIDE" into a cloud with a lightning bolt for later:
#epic the musical#the troy saga#epic spoilers#epic odysseus#epic zeus#jorge rivera herrans#the odyssey#make it back alive to our homeland
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it is NOT lost on me that catherynne m valente wrote the fairyland series AND deathless. like of course miss "eat a wish granting fish raw on a boat trying to save your friends with little to no hope" "you are turning into a tree even though you are trying so hard to get a happier ending" is also miss

#catherynne m. valente#when i get you#the girl who circumnavigated fairyland in a ship of her own making#fairyland#september fairyland#september morning bell#deathless#poetry#im going nuts#books for weird people#books#book recommendations#FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BUY ME EITHER BOOK AND I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER
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reread the girl who circumnavigated fairyland in a ship of her own making last week. i used to carry that book around with me everywhere as a kid; still don't like being in a new space without it, but i haven't actually reread very frequently. very pleased to announce that it still makes me feel crazy in the same ways it did when i was nine and twelve and fourteen. i have to find my younger selves and scoop them up and tell them all. like you know what september singing her death to sleep with the lullaby her mother used for her as her body decays in the worsted wood WAS gorgeous! the house without warning WAS delightful and tragic! the repeated theme of the precise nature of the story being uncertain, culminating in the marquess being able to escape by altering the tone of the story and then using genre conventions concerning the archetype she would fill within the type of story she presents WAS insane and you WERE real as fuck for feeling an uncomfortable sort of identification with her! THE ENDING OF THE LION THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE WAS REALLY SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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otgw rupaul be like "you better wirt"
#rupaul's drag race#rupaulsdragraceallstars#rupaul charles#otgw#otgw wirt#over the garden wall#supermodel
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still thinking about "don't let her take me" "i should be grounded" like Jesus fuck Jane
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this isn’t normal. this isn’t how life is supposed to feel. if you don’t think about it it can’t hurt you. I found our hearts and they were still beating. there is still time.

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sorry but the itch after i watched isttvg is, in fact, becoming a rash. the whole movie i was wondering why owen's voice sounded like that, why he was so hoarse. it's owen, or isabel, forty, still trapped in the midnight realm. owen has spent almost half a century choking back isabel, and his throat is *raw* from it. and nobody notices. this movie has me climbing the walls
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four trans people walk into a movie theater …
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cyber!elphaba and cyber!glinda be like
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#wicked#wicked musical#wicked movie#what is this feeling#unadulterated loathing#glinda the good witch#galinda upland#wicked galinda#wicked elphaba#elphaba thropp#doomed yuri#cyber au
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howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world
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