#house md wilson

[kurtdotkelly]

AWWHH house has tickets to a play and gives wilson too and wilsons like 'cant you go with me?' and house is like 'you think this is a date?' ,, wilson is like "why wont you go w me :(" aannff house is like "guys only go to movies when theyre dragged by women theyre hoping to see naked." "so why are you giving them to me?" "maybe theres someone you wanna see naked." "I.." And then he stares at house and squints for a second. SO THAT IMPLIES HE WANNA SEE HIM NAKED. and then house was like,, a little bit later "youre tryna have sex with cuddy. you tried to take her to the play." BITCH HE TRIED TO TAKE YOU TO THE PLAY???? SO BY THAT LOGIC.. then THEN wilson is like 'cuddy wants to see me naked!!!!!!!!! she sent me flowers?!?!?' And then House lies and says to cuddy . "I sent him flowers.' IMPLYING THAT HE WANTS TO SEE WILSON NAKED. they make me sick...... RAAAA

[wprostvii]

as you can see, i ran out of pose ideas 🤑🤑🤑

i also prefer the sketch

[popadoot]

[cherrishnoodles]

my boyfriend

[paraparakisss]

Is there a doctor in the house? Darn straight there is...

[housemdenjoyer]

here have a dilfson in lighting that i went way too fucking ham on 

[systemreb00t]

babygirl. my wife. my darling. the love of my life. sweetest boy in the world. kissing him on the mouth.

[sparkles-oflight]

HAPPY WILSON, WE STAN

[duck-in-a-spaceship]

alright wilson's back, he's kidnapping house, all is right in the world

[greghatecrimes]

House drugged that coffee btw

[75screamingtoads]

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

[kurtdotkelly]

hi!! just letting you know that the “wilson on molly” hilson fic is underway. it will be posted on AO3 at some point (hopefully soon!) <3

points to this very aggressively and screams hilson fanfic. say thank you.

[wprostvii]

request'd by someone - decided to make the designs simple

[popadoot]

wilson will start a really stupid bet with house while knowing hes clinically deranged and when house DOES get out of control wilson will go out of his way to beg cuddy or foreman or anyone else to not interfere and if they refuse he will blame THEM for being too controlling or boring just to let the game continue. in conclusion i think wilson is as equally or if not more insane and maniac as house.

and to support my point he does admit it himself sometimes

[cherrishnoodles]

i have an absolutely diabolical bojack horseman x house md angsty hilson animatic in the works rn i hate myself 🙌🙌🙌🩷🩷

[my-lover]

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest