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The concept of oaths within Heathenry is over-romanticised.

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They fear the Wrath of the Sea They fear your tempests

Ran, Goddess of the Sea, They fear your huge net Because they have not understood That without it they are lost

They fear the Wrath of the Sea They fear your tempests

O Ran, Great Ran, May you catch my soul into your net If my turn may come, To help me find the way To eternal rest

Prayer to Ran

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You honor the gods by simply breathing

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FREYJA protect whistle-blowers, truth-leakers, justice-workers, and those marginalized everywhere by a frightened, powerful few

LOKI'S torchlight lead the way toward just reversals and breaking oppressive cycles, a Phoenix from the ashes of despair, renewed

THOR defend us with steel and thunder and fierce love of the common people, even against giants

FENRIR show us how to break chains and howl our collective power, when we are bound and tricked

May ODIN'S sight seek out and drag all tyrrany enacted in secret into the light, laying wounds bare so healing can begin.

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May Freyja's fury find those who oppose bodily autonomy.

May she stand with us as we defend ourselves from the evils of tyrants and cowards.

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Cheers and morning

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"This spell needs me to burn the entire candle, but I don't want to keep an eye on it for three hours-"

Birthday cake candles.

"I can't find a candle with orange AND blue-"

Birthday cake candles.

"I wish I had broom-closet safe candles-"

Birthday. Cake. Candles.

"All the colored candles I found are scented-"

BIRTHDAY. CAKE. CANDLES.

"Candles can get really expensive-"

BIRTHDAY! CAKE! CANDLES!

Ya'll! They're so cheap! I can get a pack of 12 white birthday candles at my grocery store for like, $0.75. They burn in less than 5 minutes and they're great to just stick on top of a spell jar and let burn down to seal it. They come in all kinds of colors and even numbers in some places! They're unscented and if someone you're not out as a witch to finds them, they're literally just birthday cake candles! I love to use them for that exact reason. Birthday cake candle supremecy.

You're welcome.

Tips and Commissions for a struggling witch: Ko-Fi

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“I Observe Witchy Holidays. Observe them as they pass by me because I forgot. Again.”

— Stormwaterwitch (via stormwaterwitch)

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Hello it me

where are my scatterbrained witches?

the ones with several unfinished book of shadows lying around? 

The ones who do NOT remember what that poppet was for (not because it was supposed to be forgotten, but because it disappeared in the back of a drawer before it could ever be used) 

the ones who can never find the lighter for smoke cleansing cos it could be in this room…but maybe I put it in this room last….

but namely the ones with several unfinished witch books. 

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Blessed yule

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Me, A Witch, On Every Major Holiday: Oh hey yeah there’s a thing today

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Sometimes you need to check up with your deities, so I created this little spread I use to talk to my deities!

How is our relationship right know?

How can I improve our relationship?

A message you got for me

Like this spread? support me here or get a reading from me

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This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.