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I love the idea that befriending/“taming” a dragon is more like how it works with crows rather than dogs or horses. Like you build up trust slowly with this massive creature by letting it take a cow or two without hassle every once in a while, and in turn you find a small pile of gold on your front porch when you wake up in the morning. The local thieves that used to break into your house suddenly stop becoming an issue and no one’s heard from them in months. Every few days, whenever you go on walks and chance to glance to the sky you catch a glimmer of red behind the closest clouds, or peeking from behind the tree line.

Of course this runs the risk of the dragon becoming a bit *too* fond of you, and you might just wake up one day in its lair, it’s heavy breaths lulling you back to sleep, it’s weight keeping you from ever escaping, and a constant reminder that you’re safe under its wings

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im sohappy i fopund the original vieo holy shit

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matpat is to fnaf theorists what freud is to psychologists.

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Comics by Rose Anne Prevec.

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get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit

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Apparently in China peach wood (Along with the rest of the plant) is believed to have properties that repel evil spirits, a little similar to silver in European legends or iron for both European fae and West Asian/Middle eastern Jinn. Taoists sometimes keep swords made of peach wood because of this. This made me realize something. If you took a peach wood stick, and attached studs to it of both silver and iron you'd end up with a club or staff (or mace, flail etc.) that would have the weaknesses of many kinds of supernatural creatures while still retaining effectiveness as a normal weapon (peach is a hardwood and silver's poor edge retention doesn't matter for studs). You could even keep adding new stud materials to get something ridiculous that affects over 120 catalogued folkloric monsters. Since you just need a few little studs you could even get some really expensive materials like meteoric iron (a thumb tip sized meteorite can still cost like 10-20 bucks I think). I could somewhat feasibly make a weapon that affects every monster ever thought to walk the earth, from vampires and werewolves to jinn and jiangshi and even mankind.

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The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.

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Taking the DIES key to the OMEN room

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had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out

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working retail

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the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

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Support group

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please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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the only 2 valid gamers

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please learn how to code

like, if you're bored today, and not doing anything,

learn a little bit of coding please

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whats your opinion on evil fucking wizards

I'm rather mischievous I dunno if that disqualifies me from adding anything.

Also are we talking about the creator of testicular torsion or "make something sentient whilst in the path of my death ray." Those are two very different evils