wizard-tower-inspector

[wizard-tower-inspector]

This also applies to towers, of course.

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

[wizard-tower-inspector]

Do you have a tower?

i’m a real wizard btw

[wizard-tower-inspector]

Towers Rating: 9/11

well if you're pawing off and i'm pawing off then who's flying the dragon

[wizard-tower-inspector]

I have returned from the depths of wizard hell.

Wait, what do you mean it's 2025?

[wizard-tower-inspector]

10/10

recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

[wizard-tower-inspector]

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

[wizard-tower-inspector]

Immediate tower inspection

Also give me back my hat

What would you do if I arrived at the function in this fit:

(and nothing else)

[wizard-tower-inspector]

ghost hunting team that keep a nonbeliever named steve around as an emergency supernatural suppressant

[wizard-tower-inspector]

2/10 tower, no points for toweryness, only bonus points for complimentary drinks

heeheehoohoo I'm here to cast judgement upon thy towers

[wizard-tower-inspector]

I like a tower with a unique feature, don't go plagiarising other towers or I'll INSPECT harder and/or deduct points

heeheehoohoo I'm here to cast judgement upon thy towers

[wizard-tower-inspector]

Ideally the pointiest angle, but I can tolerate less pointy roofs wherein the roof shape is similarly wizardly

heeheehoohoo I'm here to cast judgement upon thy towers

[wizard-tower-inspector]

7/10, very interesting way of delaying those more thoughtful adventurers who might take an interest in your spellbooks

So I'm filling the floor of one hall of my wizard toward with square tiles that each prominently feature a letter of the alphabet.

They don't actually do anything; I'm just counting on intruders assuming it's a magical trap and wasting time trying to figure out the correct sequence of tiles they're supposed to step on.

[wizard-tower-inspector]

Many a tower has been assembled without a little ornament or two upon the door and a sufficiently pointy roof, and thy punishment... is INSPECTION

heeheehoohoo I'm here to cast judgement upon thy towers

[wizard-tower-inspector]

Hmm...

6/10

The defences are effective, but the entry method sounds painful

Yall got a spell that summons mustard gas im gonna make a mustard gas fireball and make a defense system around my tower

[wizard-tower-inspector]

Do you have a way of getting through it for yourself or wanted visitors?

Yall got a spell that summons mustard gas im gonna make a mustard gas fireball and make a defense system around my tower