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[wizardvalshadar]

You called?

Remember to ship at least one fiendishly problematic couple.

[wizardvalshadar]

Cells, long abandoned by all save the scraps of bone and rotten cloth that speaks to the fate of those abandoned therein

Let's build a dungeon! Add something you think a dungeon needs!

I'll start: entrance

[wizardvalshadar]

I'll admit I've always been something of a traditionalist when it comes to orbs. I know you can get fine results with strange mechanical contraptions or eldritch spacetime distortions or whatever the kids are using today, but there's something beautifully elegant about the intersection of a wizards pure will and a smoothly polished sphere of clear quartz.

Wizard Breakfast

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@fattocatto-wizard Remind me, do you need nutrition and the like? I know treating your mortal vessel well is important for biological creatures. Like I probably still am.

Wizard Breakfast

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Edward. A ward against Ed.

'Edward', meaning 'in the direction of Ed'

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Seconded.

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I mean, you do make cookies. That is not to be underestimated.

hello reader. your blorbo has come to life and now lives with us in the real world.

but he doesn’t want you.

good luck.

[wizardvalshadar]

Also Moon isn't its name. It is a moon, it is not named moon.

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Can you explain how that relates to justice? The gnome didn't seem able to.

Thinking about making a guide to monster fucking where I just do fun world building that would help me out with characterizing different species.

The guide would include many things, including what happens after getting impregnated by certain monsters, their courting rituals, and what mating is like with each beast.

I’m not sure if anyone has done this before, but if they have idc cause I wanna do it my way.

[wizardvalshadar]

You have a fascinatingly skewed conceptualization of the relationship between concepts and meatspace.

Thinking about making a guide to monster fucking where I just do fun world building that would help me out with characterizing different species.

The guide would include many things, including what happens after getting impregnated by certain monsters, their courting rituals, and what mating is like with each beast.

I’m not sure if anyone has done this before, but if they have idc cause I wanna do it my way.

[wizardvalshadar]

The number is the value, what you're talking about are referred to either as number words, or symbols.

Can you explain why justice is flat and vice-versa? I've seen it come up in context of @official-megumin.

Can you explain why overly ornery home-defense isn't flat?

And yeah, I kinda agree, arguing on the internet is flat.

Thinking about making a guide to monster fucking where I just do fun world building that would help me out with characterizing different species.

The guide would include many things, including what happens after getting impregnated by certain monsters, their courting rituals, and what mating is like with each beast.

I’m not sure if anyone has done this before, but if they have idc cause I wanna do it my way.

[wizardvalshadar]

I could, quite obviously, construct a numerological representation of a number in three dimensions, but that would still be missing the point. I can't show you a number without invading the murky spaces of your brain directly. All I can show you externally is the symbolic representation of a number. Numbers aren't flat, because they also aren't three dimensional, they're representative concepts. Is justice flat? Is overly ornery defense of your home flat? Is arguing with people on the internet flat?

Thinking about making a guide to monster fucking where I just do fun world building that would help me out with characterizing different species.

The guide would include many things, including what happens after getting impregnated by certain monsters, their courting rituals, and what mating is like with each beast.

I’m not sure if anyone has done this before, but if they have idc cause I wanna do it my way.

[wizardvalshadar]

Numbers are concepts. I would have thought that as a wizard you'd be more familiar with symbological representation.

Thinking about making a guide to monster fucking where I just do fun world building that would help me out with characterizing different species.

The guide would include many things, including what happens after getting impregnated by certain monsters, their courting rituals, and what mating is like with each beast.

I’m not sure if anyone has done this before, but if they have idc cause I wanna do it my way.

[wizardvalshadar]

If you were going to put a flat number on it, how many digits would it be?

Thinking about making a guide to monster fucking where I just do fun world building that would help me out with characterizing different species.

The guide would include many things, including what happens after getting impregnated by certain monsters, their courting rituals, and what mating is like with each beast.

I’m not sure if anyone has done this before, but if they have idc cause I wanna do it my way.

[wizardvalshadar]

How many dragons would you say you know?

Thinking about making a guide to monster fucking where I just do fun world building that would help me out with characterizing different species.

The guide would include many things, including what happens after getting impregnated by certain monsters, their courting rituals, and what mating is like with each beast.

I’m not sure if anyone has done this before, but if they have idc cause I wanna do it my way.

[wizardvalshadar]

Technically they didn't, they just pointed out that you wouldn't. Regardless, my points remain.

Thinking about making a guide to monster fucking where I just do fun world building that would help me out with characterizing different species.

The guide would include many things, including what happens after getting impregnated by certain monsters, their courting rituals, and what mating is like with each beast.

I’m not sure if anyone has done this before, but if they have idc cause I wanna do it my way.

[wizardvalshadar]

Cockatrice is a terrible example, they're non-intelligent and cannot consent. Lamia is a far better example, or Perytons, or something that is capable of meaningful consent.

What makes you think the dragons who would want to fuck a human would associate with you, known anti-cross-species-sex advocate? Or, for that matter, that the dragons who want to fuck humans would tell you that? You're obviously adversarial to the whole notion.

Thinking about making a guide to monster fucking where I just do fun world building that would help me out with characterizing different species.

The guide would include many things, including what happens after getting impregnated by certain monsters, their courting rituals, and what mating is like with each beast.

I’m not sure if anyone has done this before, but if they have idc cause I wanna do it my way.