wizardvalshadar

[wizardvalshadar]

We stan a council of slutty wizard monarchs.

We need to sexualize and fetishize wizards more

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Mad because you have to exploit the labor of the living, aren't you?

If someone is a necromancer its cuz they have no money to hire men and no charisma to convince people to their cause u have to understand they only fuck with skeletons because they have no other option

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Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

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Entities be like "I am unfathomable to mortals" mate mortals can barely fathom a kiddie pool get over yourself.

[wizardvalshadar]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[wizardvalshadar]

Please, dear, don't devalue my efforts <3

I think it's important to be an apologist for The Character. If you don't believe in their atrocities, who will?

[wizardvalshadar]

You called?

Remember to ship at least one fiendishly problematic couple.

[wizardvalshadar]

Cells, long abandoned by all save the scraps of bone and rotten cloth that speaks to the fate of those abandoned therein

Let's build a dungeon! Add something you think a dungeon needs!

I'll start: entrance

[wizardvalshadar]

I'll admit I've always been something of a traditionalist when it comes to orbs. I know you can get fine results with strange mechanical contraptions or eldritch spacetime distortions or whatever the kids are using today, but there's something beautifully elegant about the intersection of a wizards pure will and a smoothly polished sphere of clear quartz.

Wizard Breakfast

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@fattocatto-wizard Remind me, do you need nutrition and the like? I know treating your mortal vessel well is important for biological creatures. Like I probably still am.

Wizard Breakfast

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Edward. A ward against Ed.

'Edward', meaning 'in the direction of Ed'

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Seconded.

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I mean, you do make cookies. That is not to be underestimated.

hello reader. your blorbo has come to life and now lives with us in the real world.

but he doesn’t want you.

good luck.

[wizardvalshadar]

Also Moon isn't its name. It is a moon, it is not named moon.

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Can you explain how that relates to justice? The gnome didn't seem able to.

Thinking about making a guide to monster fucking where I just do fun world building that would help me out with characterizing different species.

The guide would include many things, including what happens after getting impregnated by certain monsters, their courting rituals, and what mating is like with each beast.

I’m not sure if anyone has done this before, but if they have idc cause I wanna do it my way.

[wizardvalshadar]

You have a fascinatingly skewed conceptualization of the relationship between concepts and meatspace.

Thinking about making a guide to monster fucking where I just do fun world building that would help me out with characterizing different species.

The guide would include many things, including what happens after getting impregnated by certain monsters, their courting rituals, and what mating is like with each beast.

I’m not sure if anyone has done this before, but if they have idc cause I wanna do it my way.

[wizardvalshadar]

The number is the value, what you're talking about are referred to either as number words, or symbols.

Can you explain why justice is flat and vice-versa? I've seen it come up in context of @official-megumin.

Can you explain why overly ornery home-defense isn't flat?

And yeah, I kinda agree, arguing on the internet is flat.

Thinking about making a guide to monster fucking where I just do fun world building that would help me out with characterizing different species.

The guide would include many things, including what happens after getting impregnated by certain monsters, their courting rituals, and what mating is like with each beast.

I’m not sure if anyone has done this before, but if they have idc cause I wanna do it my way.