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Explain your reasoning plzzz

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I really like "somebody expired". Like... excuse me sir, you are past your expiration date, could you... you know... expire already?

i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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Absolutely terrifying.

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imagine playing pokemon so good in 2014 that now your rat is the poster child for the pokemon vgc scene forever

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Normalize going into people’s ask boxes and ask them random ass questions.

Tumblr used to be so much fun with all the asks (anonymous or otherwise), and we need to bring those back, especially now that we finally have a half-decent blocking feature in place.

Ask people things! Message them! Don’t let tumblr inbox die! It’s one of the features that made tumblr tumblr.

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One thing I really, really love about FFXVI is how many big, burly men show their emotions. Society often seems to tell guys that you can't cry or show weakness if you are to be seen as masculine and I just love that this story leans into being both strong and emotional for male characters that channel a lot of testosterone.

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Besides doesn't more people on tool making means BETTER TOOLS? Like in - better tools to hunt mammoth so we don't really need that many people with shitty tools?

Like - what kills more - a butter knife or a machete?

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Since it's watermelon season!

My grandfather used to grow watermelons, among other things, and he told me about most of this, especially the orange spot. Those are the absolute best!

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I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out