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just cried, laughed, and came at a 6pm showing of sinners

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Me, 5 in the morning, awake for 23 hours straight: Do you remember when millennials tried to make rompers for men like, a thing... like sure they can wear them but it was like buzzfeeds psyop of the year in like 2017

The eldritch demon hanging from the ceiling over my bed, dripping slime all over me: ꐔꊿꌈ ꈜꁝꊿꌈ꒒ꀷ ꌅꑀꊯ꒐꒒꒒ ꐔꊿꌈꌅ ꂵꊿꊿꀷ ꈜꋖꁲꃳ꒐꒒꒐ꑒꑀꌅꈜ...꒐ ꋖꁝ꒐ꃔꈵ ꐔꊿꌈ ꁲꌅꑀ.... ꁲ ꃳ꒐ꋖ ꂵꁲꃔ꒐ꏳ

Me: ...

Eldritch demon: ꃔꊿ ꒐ ꅐ꒐꒒꒒ ꃔꊿꋖ ꁝꁲ꒦ꑀ ꈜꑀꉤ ꅐ꒐ꋖꁝ ꐔꊿꌈ

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june 1st-31st from midnight to 6 am are officially considered trans lesbian fujoshi pride hours

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spent my first seconds of pride month dressed emo in the parking lot of a gay club were so back

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why did that post reupload itself.... tumblr mobile is so busted

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ooooo the arcane fandom isnt beating the "i didnt realize she was holding a plate of corn in this scene" allegations any time soon

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Yall I was tweaking trying to fall asleep just now because I was like:

"omg what if i transitioned too early and I was wrong and now its too late and ill never know who i really am"

and then I thought, if its seven in the morning, and Im not asleep yet, and ive been up for 20 hours, maybe im a little bit manic... maybe now isnt the time.... lets get a quick 6 hours in and reassess.....

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rip jesus you wouldve loved Vancouver

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NEW POPE GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!!!!!!!

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me and my 3 note posts and a single secret history sleeper hit

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just remembered something embarrassing i did AGAIN.

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put as much lavender in a blunt as u want, it still feels like ur sucking on an airbus a330neo

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lets learn how to eat aquatic vegetation with mama

went to the spring with a cool lesbian today and every time we saw a manatee and their calf I kept saying "lets swim with mama"

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tumblr do you think im gonna be able to pull them be honest

[womandisease]

went to the spring with a cool lesbian today and every time we saw a manatee and their calf I kept saying "lets swim with mama"

...

tumblr do you think im gonna be able to pull them be honest

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I am gods most chalant transsexual

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jayvik is so canon TO ME that when I see someone not shipping them it feels odd... like 100% to each their own and like play around with your blorbos however you see fit but ill be scrolling thru someones arcane posts like "WHERES MY BOYS?!"

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can yall vote for me for pope