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my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

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EZRA MILLER for GQ Style (2018), ph. Yoshiyuki Matsumara.

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wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

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I’d like to spend time with gay men too tho. where’s my small beloved group of fun. kind. casual gays and lesbians

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As much as I appreciate that you guys can get your act together right on the day of the performance, I’d like the reassurance of not failing in rehearsal the week before.

- Orchestra Conductor, screaming at low strings and brass

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having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

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This is so pure, bless them.

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(Source)

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Glass of Supervicious Fluid

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DON’T 👏🏽CALL 👏🏽YOURSELF 👏🏽A 👏🏽ROSA 👏🏽DIAZ 👏🏽STAN 👏🏽UNLESS 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽CARRY 👏🏽AN 👏🏽AX 👏🏽WITH 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽AT 👏🏽ALL 👏🏽TIMES

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a whole ass mood.

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Christian Soriano is bae

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Can Catholics be vegan? Communion isn’t vegan. Is it? Is Jesus a legume?

Guys, please, I need a break. Veggie Tales doesn’t cover this and that is the extent of my theological training.

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yknow if romeo had just Cried on juliets corpse for a couple hours instead of drinking poison Right Then they would have been Fine