School kids say the weirdest/creepiest/randomest things sometimes. here's a few real quotes from students (and a few teachers) in my life.
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"How poor are they treating you??" -5th grader upon learning I make less than 25$ an hour
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Conversation between 8th grade boys:
"He likes boys."
"YOU DATED ME!"
"Exactly, you like boys!"
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*6th grade music class*
3rd Grader: "This sounds like the end of the world"
#3rd grade#6th grade#school quotes#music class#music class quotes#k-8#i hate to say the kid wasnt wrong
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"Remember that time Kya tried to make a holocaust joke and accidentally made it about lesbian sex?"
#said by me#Kya is going into their senior year of high school#we are mature adults#and we say shitty things
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Bad news: I graduated high school
Good news: I got a job at a K-8 school
We are expanding our range y'all!
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" i would say #pulloutgamenotstrong" -sex Ed teacher
#sex ed#high school sex ed#sex ed class#pull out game not strong#high school teachers#high school quotes#quotes#high school
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“A doctor a day keeps the apples away, that’s my motto kids!”
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"Okay. So my idea to summon (student) is we all get in a circle and go: Yass queen slay, Yass queen slay"
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"No live sex at Open Mic night"
#poor kids trying to run an open mic night#and we suggest the worst possible performances.#at the time of posting this it already happened#i read a poem titled “my cat says im ugly”#one kid performed a song from kingdom hearts#the improv club did improv#and my girlfriend sang our song#in case you wanted to feel jealous of someone on tumblr
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"Your obsession with Carter. When he was here and around, I thought you might be gay. Now I just think you're weird."
#Carter is a senior who graduated early#a freshman is somewhat obsessed with him in a weird way#he said he was putting a photo of Carter on a shirt#and when i asked what photo#he opened his phone and it was the home screen.#I like both these guys#ive seen worse#but its still weird#i need to ask Carter's opinion.
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"My absolute antithesis. My arch nemesis. trigonometry"
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"Santa Claus is actually god"
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"So im the lord and savior, and Alex is daddy"
#this student was trying to make sense of what another student was saying#high school seniors#high school sophomore
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"Jack, you look like something Bella would write a fanfiction about"
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“What’s that sound?”
“Which one? The AC or the distant screaming?”
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