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the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

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can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

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finished sixer risograph print, printed with yellow, blue and kelly green ⚠️📚

(and psst i still have some for sale on my shop)

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i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

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becoming president just to put lumen, decibel, and size restrictions on vehicles.

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it really hurts when i give my family a specific list of three-four quality small-artist made gifts for the holidays and they just completely ignore it in favor of a billion shitty cheap things. i dont want more crap. i want quality items, even if its just one or two small things. i dont want four pairs of pants that feel like theyre made of paper thin fabric, or tacky shien cat tote bags. please please please, less is more. i do not want low quality mass produced drop shipped garbage!!!

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I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts

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this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition

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throwback to that time I made a hoopskirt and decorated it to look like a christmas tree.

faux pine garlands were zip tied to each hoop, then lights were wound around each one. I added bows and tinsel garland, then zip tied on dozens of ornamnets.

it is lined with organza and lame for modesty.

there is a video about how I did it, if you would like more information!

overall 10/10 way to justify buying christmas decorations, would do again.

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Least fun parts of thrift shopping:

This thrift shop used to have jeans for like $3 and now everything is priced like it's new

Hear about a cool new thrift shop in town and you check it out and it's actually "vintage upcycling and consignment" so the shredded jorts are $250 on sale

This place used to get cool stuff but the tiktok haul resale people found it and now anything decent is snapped up and immediately resold for like $500 online

"Ooh this is cute" and then you check and it's shein

"Ooh this is cute" and then you check and it's Harry P*tter

The jacket of your dreams is in your price range but it's 3 sizes too small

Your absolute FAVOURITE thrifted item finally wears out beyond salvation and when you do research to maybe find a replacement it's been discontinued since 1983

Check the pockets and find used kleenex

STICKY THING

This was exactly what I was looking for but I can't get the weed remnants out

"This is obviously broken but I know how to fix it" (never fixes it)

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if Homer Simpson was exposed to top/bottom discourse he would say “mmm… subs” while thinking about a big sandwich. and we should all strive to be more like him in this way

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I’ve come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my fucking wife, and he said his BELLS were “this JINGLY!” and i said “that’s JOLLY!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING’S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here’s what my STOCKING looks like! 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥 That’s right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I’m gonna GIFT the world! That’s right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER!

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Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast