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SAY THEIR NAMES. GEORGE FLOYD.

I don’t come on this account very often anymore, but I want to use this and any platform I can to spread this message. I am doing everything I can to recognize my white privilege in order to facilitate CHANGE. END RACISM. ACAB. How many more people need to die? He couldn’t breathe.

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Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

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so me and @chaotic-fuckin-mess saw this theory and realized: 1) in the opening number of tgwdlm, everyone sang "the last remaining story to tell" and 2) during Not Your Seed, the aliens said "you've evaded us thrice paul" MEANING tgwdlm is the third timeline of hatchetfield, making black friday timelime two because Mcnamara somehow knew Lex despite them never meeting, but at the same time he didn't recognize Paul. my mind is :0

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Hello mr Prezzy-wez, Welcome to Drowsytown

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Only in America could Wiggly take root! Do you think that in the Netherlands they’d give a shit about some toy? No! They’re too busy enjoying their paid vacations and the free health care! You empower Wiggly, you invited him in.

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team starkid in 2010: haha guys what if instead of one harry potter musical, we made two???

team starkid in 2020: there is no ethical consumption under capitalism

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just downloaded tumblr again for the first time in 2 years and holy fuck

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NYC Data Stories: Allyship

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lord virginia

lord virginity

lord viagra

lord vitamin

lord virology

lord virtigo

no matter the name, he’s still the man i hate <3

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Harrow, with a harmonica: you play it, you get a $100,000,000 but a 100,000,000 people with die

Viagra: *enthusiastic harmonica playing*

Harrow: vITaMiN nO

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what do you call a pointy weapon with little to no character development?

its lance’s chin

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I KEEP SEEING THIS POST ON INSTAGRAM AND TWITTER IM GONNA COMBUST

let it die plz my langst phase must stay in the pAst

Voltron au (SU spoilers)

Imagine a Voltron scenario like the one in the latest episode of Steven Universe. All of the paladins/team is on a ship or planet trying to finally defeat Haggar after season 6, and when they finally find her, she casts some spell on them to make them overwhelmed with sadness and grief. While they all fall to the ground in tears, they suddenly look up to see Lance standing there with a single tear streaming down his face; he wiped it away, and solemnly says:

“I’ve felt worse.”

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Psst, The Dragon Prince is a social commentary on younger generations having to fix the mistakes of older ones while lifting the racist veil they were raised behind.

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ok but what if… HORNS BIG?

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hey so what if callum and ezran’s mom isn’t dead but viren trapped her in one of those coins and faked her death because she started to have suspicions about him and he thought she would expose him in front of harrow

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harrow: these are my sons, ezran and callum. they are both extremely talented and the light of my life, and i really think that being their dad has made me and continues to make me a better person. i love them.

viren: these are my children claudia and soren. they’re both very dumb