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I recall at least one of you guys having worked with livestock animals. Why are cows so damn indestructible while horses keel over and die if mercury is in retrograde or a dog barked in Kazakhstan?

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Let me tell you a story about how livestock animals work.

In the beginning, God created the horse. God looked at the horse and saw that it was beautiful and strong. “However,” God said, “it breaks too easily.”

Then God created the cow. God looked at the cow and saw that it was more durable than the horse, and tasted good to boot. “However,” God said, “it poops too much.”

Then God created the goat. God looked at the goat and saw that it was perfect.

God looked around and saw that he still had some spare bits of fluff on his work table, but no brains to put into it. So then God created the sheep.

Now let me tell you what my equine surgery professor said on the first day of class.

“Horses are only interested in two things: homicide, and suicide.”

And that’s all you need to know about horses.

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The MCU belongs to THEM

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FITZSIMMONS APPRECIATION WEEK ★ day seven: free choice - iain and lil once said

I’ve always been paired up with Elizabeth that it was, bizarre not - what’s that song? Tthat’s like ‘Don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone’. I’d just be siting on my bed crying, listening to that, thinking of Elizabeth because we didn’t have any scenes anymore. So after that I didn’t take you for granted anymore, did I Elizabeth?

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this trio is way too good

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eternals (2021)

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the main) heartstopper gang 10 years into the future (aka what they would look like in 2021 if heartstopper were actually set in 2010) + some group chat shenanigans because YES this teenage friend group DOES stay together and so do all the couples <3 paris squad 5ever! i will not hear otherwise!!!!!!!

most of this isn’t remotely canon, they’re just my own ideas :’) just a tiny tiny project i drew this in-between bingewatching lectures for my upcoming exam! everyone wish me luck i REALLY need it

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Now you can understand how it sounds when i hear any siren

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the last episode of shadow and bone season 1 is "no mourners" what if the last episode of season 2 is "no funerals" and they show matthias dying?

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https://twitter.com/profannieoakley/status/1357768408671027202

 This thread is gold… make your own here: https://htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/

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When Taylor puts a 10-minute long song at #1 on Global Spotify tomorrow in an era when songs under 3 minutes perform best... then we will all realize

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Headcannon:

Torres is that young bachelor who cries from joy at a wedding, dances like nobody's watching at the reception, and finds love when the night ends!

If Marvel doesn't make this happen, I'll write it myself. 🥰😂

Tag Team: @norabrice1701 @stylesthesunflower @dreaminrubies @lovie-barnes @zemoslittlebird @belle82devart @scuttle-buttle @myvillainarc @writteninsaturn

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I’m weak for foeyay and villainous ships where two people are capable of destroying the world. I just think it’s fun to read 🥰🌼

Rielle and Corien from the Empirium trilogy by Claire Legrand are absolutely my favorite type of duo. They have such a twisted yet deeply compelling relationship that develops over the series and are one of the main reasons why I love this series so much.

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Now you can understand how it sounds when i hear any siren

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Reasons why fitzsimmons are the blueprint of perfect ships

1. Fitz and Jemma literally can read each others minds! Literally one brain

2. Fitz tried to save jemma from the chitauri virus without thunking it'll affect him too

3. Meanwhile jemma tried to jump from the bus just too save fitz

4. FITZ WAS READY TO JUMP FROM THE BUS FOR HER

5. Your favorite sandwich. Prosciutto and buffalo mozzarella with the hint of home made pesto aiolo

6. the whole in the bottom of the ocean sacrifice and how simmons made a badass move by saving him too

7. Crossing the galaxy TWICE for simmons. Once for her and once for her BOYFRIEND??

8. The whole we're cursed convo

9. Simmons entered the framework, saw the worst parts of fitz and still never gave up on him. Saved him from that idiot robot bitch

10. Also not to forget, what daisy said when they were getting attacked by the LMDs. "You and fitz belong together... this is not how your story ends"

11. Fitz and AIDA' convo 😩

12. *Simmons gets gulped by time stones into the future*

Fitz : I'll go into the future even if it takes me 70 years

13. WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE TOGETHER

14. THEN MARRY ME FITZ * shoots* and then kisses

15. THE MARRIAGE. THE SPEECH. EVERYONE SHIPPING THEM EVEN BEFORE THEY BOTH KNEW??

16. DEKE SHAW

17. *fitz dies* Jemma : I'll travel through space to find him again

18. THE WHOLE 6 × 06 episode!!

"I AM ALLOWED TO WANT TO SAVE YOU"

" I'LL SAVE YOU EVERYTIME or I'LL DIE TRYING I DON'T CARE"

19. Forgets about fitz risking her memory to save fitz

20. REUNITE! REVEALS A BABY ANDDD HAPPPY ENDINGGG!!

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Reasons why fitzsimmons are the blueprint of perfect ships

1. Fitz and Jemma literally can read each others minds! Literally one brain

2. Fitz tried to save jemma from the chitauri virus without thunking it'll affect him too

3. Meanwhile jemma tried to jump from the bus just too save fitz

4. FITZ WAS READY TO JUMP FROM THE BUS FOR HER

5. Your favorite sandwich. Prosciutto and buffalo mozzarella with the hint of home made pesto aiolo

6. the whole in the bottom of the ocean sacrifice and how simmons made a badass move by saving him too

7. Crossing the galaxy TWICE for simmons. Once for her and once for her BOYFRIEND??

8. The whole we're cursed convo

9. Simmons entered the framework, saw the worst parts of fitz and still never gave up on him. Saved him from that idiot robot bitch

10. Also not to forget, what daisy said when they were getting attacked by the LMDs. "You and fitz belong together... this is not how your story ends"

11. Fitz and AIDA' convo 😩

12. *Simmons gets gulped by time stones into the future*

Fitz : I'll go into the future even if it takes me 70 years

13. WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE TOGETHER

14. THEN MARRY ME FITZ * shoots* and then kisses

15. THE MARRIAGE. THE SPEECH. EVERYONE SHIPPING THEM EVEN BEFORE THEY BOTH KNEW??

16. DEKE SHAW

17. *fitz dies* Jemma : I'll travel through space to find him again

18. THE WHOLE 6 × 06 episode!!

"I AM ALLOWED TO WANT TO SAVE YOU"

" I'LL SAVE YOU EVERYTIME or I'LL DIE TRYING I DON'T CARE"

19. Forgets about fitz risking her memory to save fitz

20. REUNITE! REVEALS A BABY ANDDD HAPPPY ENDINGGG!!