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You Won’t BELIEVE How Many Em-Dashes Local Writer Can Squeeze Into One 5K Word Fic

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*very soft chanting begins in the distance* nanowrimo... nanowrimo...

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congrats if you’ve ever written a fanfic over 110k words you’ve written an epic 

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New Ask game. Send me one of my fic titles and I’ll tell which was THAT SCENE for that fic.

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I have been called OUT

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there’s a quarantine going on… no pressure but i KNOW ya’ll have WIPs

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There are three basic categories of fic writer:

type one: fan fiction is a love letter to canon, only small changes unless it’s an au!!

type two: the source material can bite me, I don’t give a fuck

type three: horny

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PRIORITIES WRITERS HAVE:

making a cover for a book they haven’t written yet

tumblr

creating memes for their characters

collecting pretty notebooks they will never use

seriously get off tumblr

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Fanfic writer: Okay, this is some of my best work. It’s way better than my other stories. I’m hoping, and partly expecting, some good statistics

The fanfic: 40 hits, 2 subscriptions, 5 kudo’s, 1 bookmark

Fanfic writer: Looks at their poorly written, uninspired, and not as fun to write fanfiction

The fanfic: 26,000 hits, 500 subscriptions, 1,200 kudo’s, 400 bookmarks

Fanfic writer: Is very confused

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being an eldest daughter is like u only unlock certain emotions once you leave ur house

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Concept: Severus at home during the holidays, making tea for himself, weighing out ingredients and following his meticulous recipe with fierce attention even though its FUCKING TEA

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A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror

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Last Line Tag

tagged by @muggle-writes​ LESS than a week ago, so go me! Not sure if this is the last line of a fic, or just the last line I wrote, so we’re going with the latter. 

"It's been over five minutes," he said, an unspoken plea for Regulus to let this conversation go.

I don’t have a tag list really, so guess I’m the end of this thing! As usual, lmk if you see this and want me to add you to the list.

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Fic tag: slow burn

Me, cracking my knuckles: not if you read it fast enough

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In the kingdom you live in a child’s 10th Christmas is a big deal because they receive a dragon in their stocking to care for. It’s always a mystery what kind of dragon they are going to recieve. As the kings child you expect one of the majestic winter beasts or the wild fiery dragons. Instead you get what is viewed as the most bland species: an Earth dragon. But you soon discover your Earth dragon to be anything but bland.