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for future reference

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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“i spent all that time trying to get through to you. dean calls once and now it’s hello??”

*uninterested* “yes”

“so, what, you like him better or something?”

“dean and i do share a more profound bond”

gay people really can’t confess their love normally they gotta say shit like “profound bond”

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erik is always like "oh you could make me do whatever you want" because he finds the telepathy hot but also he's so used to people with more power than him abusing him with it and is trying to goad charles into doing the same because he doesn't want to believe there's an exception to this life-long rule of his. but charles just keeps refusing to prove him right because his strength of faith in the goodness of others overwhelms this supposed need to take control of people like puppets. the only time i remember him fucking with a human/mutant's head was dark phoenix and jean grey + moira and the beach but those were both to help rather than be malicious. it's like jean said, "i know you only did what you did out of love."

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Like literally what would you do if you fell in love with a bug and he fell to the ground ears bleeding when you said hello.

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just a thought, magneto would’ve been much more successful as a villain if he wasn’t gay and in love with the enemy

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rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

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in an interview for a job where I'll have to work with children: I myself have been a child for at least 18 years, so I know what it feels like to be in their position

employer, visibly impressed: wow

getting out photos of me as a child as evidence, gaining confidence: I dont know what taxes are, and as a rule I generally have no idea what I'm doing. so I'm unusually well placed to understand what children go through,

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what a fine day to go to the senate meeting in the curia of pompey in 44 bc is it not? oh hi Brutus hello 👋 what do you mean 'have I brought my knife'? hey Brutus what do you mean—

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me completely by myself in my room: alright everybody just calm down

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Listen, friends, I've seen the whole "where would you put the one swear word in the lotr trilogy" debate, and it's all very amusing and everything

but if you do not think that Mister Bilbo Baggins (of Bag End) would be the only character who says Fuck in the whole trilogy (and over something very mundane at that), then you are wrong

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i've was playing infinite craft today and i associated The Royal Family and Divorce and got Prince Charles, so that was fun

then Gay and Superhero gave me Batman and i had to take a moment to breathe

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do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything

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"and though I burn how could I fall, when I am lifted by every word you say to me"

"and if we fall, I only pray, don't fall away from me"

"allow the ground to find its brutal way to me"

there is life before and life after you listen to I, Carrion (Icarian) by Hozier.