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Ice when he catches his husband making tea in the microwave

More 100% accurate Polish Iceman headcanons because I'm a sucker for them

These are tea related btw :D

● As a civilized man Ice owns a kettle and he can't stand people who make their tea in the microwave (who hurt them seriously)

● When Ice was sick and his idiot husband tried to make him his favorite tea in the MICROWAVE Ice stood up with a fever, sore throat and headache and taught Mav how to use a kettle

● When Mav is sick Ice makes him tea with lemon, ginger and honey just the way his mother made him when he was little (he sometimes makes warm milk with honey too)

● Ice has a whole cabinet full of different types of tea and it can get confusing for guests - oh you want tea? Black, white, green, fruit? Fruit? Oh I have raspberry, strawberry, "owoce leśne"-

● He also has a different types of tea for every sickness known to man - sore throat, headache, high blood pressure, fever, common cold and many more

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More 100% accurate Polish Iceman headcanons because I'm a sucker for them

These are tea related btw :D

● As a civilized man Ice owns a kettle and he can't stand people who make their tea in the microwave (who hurt them seriously)

● When Ice was sick and his idiot husband tried to make him his favorite tea in the MICROWAVE Ice stood up with a fever, sore throat and headache and taught Mav how to use a kettle

● When Mav is sick Ice makes him tea with lemon, ginger and honey just the way his mother made him when he was little (he sometimes makes warm milk with honey too)

● Ice has a whole cabinet full of different types of tea and it can get confusing for guests - oh you want tea? Black, white, green, fruit? Fruit? Oh I have raspberry, strawberry, "owoce leśne"-

● He also has a different types of tea for every sickness known to man - sore throat, headache, high blood pressure, fever, common cold and many more

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Mav would impress any Polish person with simple kurwa trust me

Or at least if he tried to learn it - we are so impressed by people who even try to learn Polish because we know it's fucking hard

But Mav definitely would learn how to say I love you in Polish (kocham cię for any curious people)

I love the Polish Ice hc, and I will tell you this

Mav would hear Ice speaking Polish with his family and think “alright I’m gonna learn Polish and impress Ice’s family and it’s gonna be the most romantic shit anyone’s ever done, how hard could it be?” And as it turns out it’s really fucking hard, he gives up so quickly, he takes one look at a dictionary and decides that this was just not meant to be

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[After Mav starts working as a Top Gun instructor]

Mav: *wakes up late* OH SHIT I'M LATE TO SCHOOL

Mav: Hold on... I'm an adult I don't go to school

Mav: *gets back to sleep*

Mav: *jumps out of bed at mach 10* I'M THE TEACHER

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“The best is yet to come. I have no regrets. I’ve witnessed and experienced miracles.” - Val Kilmer (°December 31, 1959)

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Now I really want to write a fic where Tomcio Kazansky and 86' squad have traditional Polish Christmas with 12 dishes and stuff

I really do wanna make it

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Mav: Did you miss me?

Ice: no *kisses him*

Years later when Icemav reunite in Heaven

Ice: Did you miss me?

Maverick: Only all the time.

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How to quickly sum up Top Gun 1986

Goose: Mav, what is ONE thing I asked you NOT to do?

Maverick: Buzz the tower

Goose: And what did you do?

Maverick: Buzzed the tower :D

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It's been sitting on my phone and I was debating on posting it

But here you go - my experiment with shading and Icemav :D

Ice looks like he's ready to kill anyone who dares to look at his twink

Aaand imagine this is something like pre TGM and this is why Ice's insignia on his sleeve are different

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Cyclone, to Admiral Kazansky, reapetedly over the course of the training detachment: CONTROL YOUR TWINK.

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I have a fever but I fell in love with our polish!Iceman

AND ICEMAV OF COURSE

So I decided to write and post a work about Ice's religious conflict as a Catholic

Also you should keep in mind all the warnings I put in the notes but I hope you will still enjoy one of my first works with Polish Tomcio

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polish!Iceman AU because I am obsessed

Consider this:

Why would Ice want to become a pilot?

Obviously he felt free in the air, like he could do anything and nobody could stop him - that's what he's been telling everyone

But as a closeted gay from a Catholic family

He loved flying because it was as close to heaven as he could ever get - that's the real reason

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they were my favorite!

Nigdy nie spojrzę na nie tak samo 🥴

As a Polish person I LOVE Iceman being Polish or at least having some Polish family members so I will share with you 100% accurate headcanons I've created (some additional Icemav too)

● When something goes wrong or Ice is mad he will curse in Polish

● Ice mastered the art of making pierogi and bigos

● In his household the trash can is ALWAYS under the sink and he keeps cleaning cloth on the oven handle - don't ask why it's the rules

● One day the whole 86' class came over and Maverick got confused because he couldn't find the trash can

● Ice is more likely to speak Polish when drunk or sleep talking

● Ice is very difficult to get drunk

● Ice is most likely a Catholic so when he was younger he got really torn apart after realizing he was gay and will go to hell

● Later after meeting Maverick he knew it was a very good reason to go to hell

● For some reason Ice loves disco polo but will never admit it - 86' class doesn't even know the meaning behind all of the songs but will vibe nonetheless

● On Ice and Maverick's wedding reception there was a disco polo band and when Ice got absolutely hammered he sang along and danced - Slider got it all recorded and it's a fantastic blackmail material

● Ice visited Poland a few times - few during communist times and few after

● Ice hates Warsaw and loves Kraków

● When he took Maverick to Poland he lost him for a while and later found his husband befriending babcia

● As a Polish person Ice is very hospitable so he didn't mind Dagger Squad at his home all the time

● Ice learned the lyrics to Biały węgorz aka. The polish cow song

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On the polish!Iceman AU, consider this:

Tomasz Kazansky, dla przyjaciół "Lodzik"

Omg thank you anon that's genius

I just know he would have to teach everyone how to pronounce Lodzik but it would be worth it

Also

Środa dzień loda obowiązuje? (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

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As a Polish person I LOVE Iceman being Polish or at least having some Polish family members so I will share with you 100% accurate headcanons I've created (some additional Icemav too)

● When something goes wrong or Ice is mad he will curse in Polish

● Ice mastered the art of making pierogi and bigos

● In his household the trash can is ALWAYS under the sink and he keeps cleaning cloth on the oven handle - don't ask why it's the rules

● One day the whole 86' class came over and Maverick got confused because he couldn't find the trash can

● Ice is more likely to speak Polish when drunk or sleep talking

● Ice is very difficult to get drunk

● Ice is most likely a Catholic so when he was younger he got really torn apart after realizing he was gay and will go to hell

● Later after meeting Maverick he knew it was a very good reason to go to hell

● For some reason Ice loves disco polo but will never admit it - 86' class doesn't even know the meaning behind all of the songs but will vibe nonetheless

● On Ice and Maverick's wedding reception there was a disco polo band and when Ice got absolutely hammered he sang along and danced - Slider got it all recorded and it's a fantastic blackmail material

● Ice visited Poland a few times - few during communist times and few after

● Ice hates Warsaw and loves Kraków

● When he took Maverick to Poland he lost him for a while and later found his husband befriending babcia

● As a Polish person Ice is very hospitable so he didn't mind Dagger Squad at his home all the time

● Ice learned the lyrics to Biały węgorz aka. The polish cow song

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I just want Goose to comfort his son

And this is as close as I will get so THANK YOU

talk to me dad☁️

this has been sitting in my files for a while, decided to post it now :) 

close ups under the cut <3

Czytaj dalej

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Kidnapper: We have your husband! Give us million dollars and he'll live!

Ice: Oh no!

Ice: You poor people don't know what you've gotten yourself into!

(I want to thank my gf for her idea)