#top gun incorrect quotes

[callsign-daydream]

Phoenix: Why do you put up with Hangman? Coyote: Oh, um, you know. Because we're friends. Phoenix: Why? Coyote: Wow, you ask really hard questions. Look, I know he can be aggravating, but you have to remember he's not doing it on purpose. It's just how he is. Oh, but he's also loyal and trustworthy, and we have fun together. Phoenix: You know you're describing a dog. Coyote: He did bite me once. But in his defense, I came up behind him while he was eating. Phoenix: They hate that.

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

Ice: I think I'm in love with Mav.

Slider: I'm sorry.

Ice: I said I think I'm-

Slider: No I heard you the first time, i'm just sorry.

[lieutenantfloyd]

Bob: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars. Bob, gesturing to Hangman and Rooster fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free

[thestarwarslesbian]

Hangman: I only told Cyotoe that Rooster and I are going to be adopting a child because he's like my big brother! Coyote: I just told Iceman, he's basicly Rooster’s father. Iceman: And I told Mav. He's my husband. Mav: And I told many, many people.

[cowboysandpilots]

Iceman: why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Mav, whispering: why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Bradley, whispering: because I have little hands.

Maverick: because he has little hands

[polar-equinoxx]

Ice: *accidentally brushes his hand against Mav’s*

Maverick: *aggressively holds Ice’s hand*

Maverick: Fucking commit to it.

[of-many-incorrect-quotes]

Jake: *after meeting Y/N for the first time* Our children will be smart and beautiful

Bradley: Not to mention imaginary

[outalongtheedges]

Cyclone: You know you came in late today, right?

Mav: I can go home if that’s a problem.

Cyclone: Maverick!

Mav (already running): I’ve got a four star admiral at home that I’d rather be with!

Cyclone: Maverick come back here!!!

Masterlist

[highwaytothedangerzone502]

Iceman: What’s your blood type?

Maverick: How would I know?

Iceman: How would you not!

Maverick: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Iceman: You don’t know your own blood type, BUT YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED THEM?!

[hang-a-roo]

- the daggers just hanging out -

Rooster, picking up his phone: Hey uncle ice!

Phoenix: Ice..?

Hangman: Ice.. Iceman?

Hangman: Iceman.

Hangman: ICEMAN?? ADMIRAL KAZANSKY?!

The rest of the squad: ADMIRAL KAZANSKY??

[callsign-daydream]

Rooster: Mav’s a good man, if you ignore all the things he does on purpose and concentrate on all of the things he does by accident.

[aliensupastar]

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

Mav: Ice is out of town for some meeting, so im gonna try to go mach 10 in the mustang.

Rooster: Why?!?!

Mav: Ice is 95% of my impulse control, baby goose you should know that by now.

[deatheater25]

Iceman: I dunno what’s wrong with me, sir. I can’t eat, can’t sleep, maybe I’m coming down with something?!

Viper: O-hoho, I know what you’ve got, the L word.

Slider: Yeahhhh, leprosy!

Viper: No, Kener. It’s 4 letters, starts with L, ends with E.

Slider: …

Slider: A-ha! Lice!

[thestarwarslesbian]

Navy Officials: You realise it's against regulations to date your wingman. Maverick: ✓ read 9:50 pm

[lupuslikethewolf]

Top Gun 1986 as my whatsapp chat history part 2: electric boogaloo

once again, unfortunately, featuring my ex as slider in image 3

part 1