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what she says: i'm fine

what she means: Lord Jabu-Jabu isn't even that large of a fish (or possible aquatic mammal) to maintain and keep a 2 floor, fully functional dungeon complete with a convenient map and compass AND BOOMERANG for getting the traveler through the entirety of the whale. The exterior of the deity is roughly 60 yards in length and about 25-30 yards in width. The "dungeon" has a total of 18 rooms with different parasites attached to the walls and floored tissue of the fish, which some walls even detach to build another level to continue through. There is no way in hell a 20ydx60yd fish is fully capable of containing all that space, INCLUDING vital organs. Speaking of organs, where are they? Are we just in the esophagus the entire time, just passing through the stomach and then somehow get ejected out the blowhole? Or do we get pooped out? It'd be a reasonable answer but this just raises more questions where Link and Ruto were excreted from! AND ALSO, Who is even responsible for feeding Lord Jabu-Jabu? At what point does someone decide to take action to this beast's appetite? When he starts swallowing deadly and electrifying jellyfish, parasites galore? Or when he opens his gargantuan chops and sucks in an Heir to the throne of the Zoras along with a supposed engagement ring that also acts as a key to saving Hyrule from total destruction? Tell me, please. I could rant all day until the cows come home buT THEY AREN'T COMING HOME BECAUSE THEY'RE SLOWLY BEING DIGESTED IN THE WALLS OF LORD. FUCKING. JABU. JABU.

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watching Scarface (1932) when it suddenly dawned on me that everyone onscreen is dead. i'm watching ghosts

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#harrypotter #dementors #snapchat #NYClife

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i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

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i can’t date someone who doesn’t want to build an empire

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wtf is this? a bath bomb? haha cool i’m gonna use it tonight”

cedric diggory before the second triwizard task (via dajo42)

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WHO EVEN COMES UP WITH THIS

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umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements 

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Today the Department of Marvelous Makeup is wonderstruck by the comic book makeovers of Canadian makeup artist Lianne Moseley. Based in Calgary, Moseley is entirely self-trained and works full-time doing bridal makeup, but when she’s off the clock she’s working to perfect her skills transforming humble humans, including herself, into awesome superheroes that look like they just leapt off the pages of a comic book, from 2D to 3D. She also made herself look like one of our favorite cartoon characters, Sterling Archer, the world’s most dangerous spy.

So far, her favorite transformation was when she painted herself to look like Captain Planet. “Much of the notoriety I have received online is due to my older brother Derek posting my work on Reddit,” she said. “Captain Planet was my way of paying tribute to my brother and all his support of my art.”

Moseley has received so much (well-deserved) attention for her cartoon superhero makeup skills that she’s now booking appointments doing makeup for cosplayers. Her comic book-style makeover process takes several hours to complete and includes the subject’s face and upper torso.

Click here to watch a time-lapse video of Moseley turning a mere mortal into Superman.

To check out more of her fantastic work and keep up with her latest transformations follow Lianne Moseley’s Facebook page and Instagram feed.

[via Oddity Central and Fashionably Geek]

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