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Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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LONG LIVE THE QUEEEEEEEEN

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Huh...

I'm hearing rumours that HannahxxRose and ClownPierce lost a life recently

Does anyone know if it's true ?

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Nevermind guys he snailed Owen

The Realms SMP Clown stream 16.12.2024

When Foolish started being gaslighted into not liking Clown the silence was COLD

The choice was made in that moment

That's the Clownpierce outside his dramatic sona. A cold blooded agent of chaos

The King has lost his value.

He will pay for it.

But then he comes back acting absolutely normal I love him dude

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The Realms SMP Clown stream 16.12.2024

When Foolish started being gaslighted into not liking Clown the silence was COLD

The choice was made in that moment

That's the Clownpierce outside his dramatic sona. A cold blooded agent of chaos

The King has lost his value.

He will pay for it.

But then he comes back acting absolutely normal I love him dude

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I NEED Clownpierce drawn in this pose with crown dangling of his finger instead of the book (RizenSMP and Nations) and grace (scythe made by r4t) in his right on the throne from Unstable Universe castle. The image born from my silly au in my head infested me

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I already sold my soul for more clownpierce content but PLEASE

EVEN IF IT'S IN CHAT

ANYTHING IT WOULD BE FUNNY

I would give up everything to see Phil and ClownPierce rp together. U need all my possessions? Take. My soul? TAKE. JUST GIMME. I BEG.

Even just for interaction man you don't know how obsessed I am.

THE DAMN POSSIBILITIES.

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Clown gone: chat starts Dino Dancing and gambling

Clown coming back: Dino dance gone from chat in seconds

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I mean I get the point of having a bunch of common items on you so you don't need to craft it all the time but... 1.8k enderchests Clown.

You really don't do half measure

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Tr!Clownpierce is fucking funny

With him writing in Pangis book that his age is basically uncountable (I don't remember the exact quote sue me) it might 2 extremes.

He is an immortal arcanist who has been enchanting most of his life

He is a fighter who realized how op enchanting is and then realized he is a progidy in it and became the Archmage in weeks

But mostly I like how overly dramatic Clown is playing. I am mostly going towards the first variant because he is planning on making basically dungeons for other players with his weapons in it so very old, very bored Archmage just doing stuff for shits and giggles like overplaying the whole wizard bit with accent and being overly sweet to people especially those from the kingdom

Does Clown actually feels all that he displays? Well at least some of it. He is very pleased to scare and shock people with insane enchantments so here's that

Will he betray kingdom? Mmmm

Good question. Maybe. Probably even because tr!Clown is very prideful person so idk how much he will serve Foolish

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09 Ghost Chompers🦷

The comic that started it:

+ the semi realism drawing that followed✨:

cheezin for mactavish :D

I wanted to show y’all what I was picturing for 09 ghost when I was drawing the chibi comic🫡

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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the way they play dean thinking adam is a trap as him being paranoid and pessimistic and then he’s literally right. like. again. s4 is a season about dean being right over and over again and no one listening to him because he doesn’t have physical evidence. dean winchester you are the cassandra haunting this narrative and babygirl i am all ears

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soap and ghost doing couple-y things without realizing theyre couple-y things. everyone thinks theyre dating.

soap oftentimes waltzes over to ghost when hes on the couch reading and he just throws himself down next to him with a tired groan and lays his head on his lap. ghost always moves his book out of the way without being prompted and he immediately starts running his hand through johnnys hair. no words are spoken. its just what they do.

simon will wipe away whatever gets on johnnys face- oil from whatever work theyre doing, sauce from a meal, ash and soot from the explosion he just set off- he just reaches out and wipes it off and chides him for being a mess. johnny always just grins at him and says something along the lines of "thats what i have you for, lt."

johnny is always prepared for if simon gets overwhelmed from his environment. he knows the signs and tells, and he can tell when an environment is going to be difficult for simon. he also knows that it helps for simon to bury his face in the crook of his neck or in his hair. he doesnt question it when simon stands behind him and wraps his arms around him, he doesnt acknowledge when he hides his face in his shoulder, he just simply raises a hand and covers one of simons own.

johnny even gives him good luck kisses when ghost is going on missions. he gets on his toes and leans up and places a kiss on his cheek, mask be damned, and tells him to come back in one piece- with all his blood in his body.

everyone just assumed theyre dating. when someone calls one of them "his boyfriend" they look at them confused. they dont fucking realize that its not really Two Homies Hanging Out thing to cuddle tenderly and stare at each other with unrestrained adoration.

eventually its fucking Rudy who goes "you know you two are dating, right?"

"...what?"

"youre dating. you and ghost. you two are dating."

"... no?"

"yes."

and so he thinks about that, starting with denial, but he slowly realizes that Oh Fuck, Theyre Dating.

and so soap busts into ghosts room (not that it phases simon, it happens all the time.) and goes "DID YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE DATING?"

and simon just goes "what?"

"we're dating. we're a couple."

"...are we?"

"i guess? i mean, think about it! we cuddle!"

"platonically."

"we hold hands all the time!"

"..platonically."

"we KISS???"

"...platonically?"

"si, i told you i loved you last week. in your bed. you kissed my forehead. and then we went to sleep."

"......... ..... platonically?"

"romantically."

".... oh."

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YOU FORGOT THAT HE WAS HIGH THE WHOLE TIME

just read a fic were Kate invited 141 over for Thanksgiving and Ghost brought pot brownies, proceeded to not tell anyone they were pot brownies, and blamed Gaz, Soap, and Rudy for getting high because they shouldn't have stolen his brownies, and goddamn if thats not the most accurate characterisation in a fanfic I've ever read

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Ghost x Soap fics masterpost

It’s been crazy five weeks since I returned to writing fanfiction at full speed so I figured it’s time to highlight all the ghoap fics I wrote so far, in case anyone is interested in checking out my work. The fandom is really lively and so many fics are written for the ship that it gets lost in the sauce quite fast but I figure some of these are still bangers you may wanna consider reading!

1. Heart of Stone, Simon Riley A fluffy take on what could have happened in-between missions, it’s just tooth-rotting fest of cuteness with minor hurt/comfort elements

2. Simon and the Ghost

First fic I wrote for this fandom, a take on Simon vs Ghost internal conflict and his so totally mysterious feelings for Soap, a little sappy, a little humorous

3. Pillow Talk

Ghost’s survivors guilt gives him nightmares but Soap is there to hold him through it, a notch angsty, hurt/comfort, pre-slash

4. Hopeless Christmas Interventions

Soap impulsively invites Ghost to his parents’ house for Christmas and his parents treat him as if he was Soap’s boyfriend, which he totally, absolutely is not; it’s pure, unfiltered Christmas fluff and Soap’s parents are the parents we all deserve

5. Simon and the Soap

This is a nsfw sequel to Simon and the Ghost, they are switches in this one because why the heck not, pretty sappy for pwp

6. His Healing Touch

The angstiest take on Ghost’s trauma I’ve commited so far, mostly focuses on his sexual trauma and the trust between him and Soap that lets him reconnect with that side of himself, nsfw, bottom!Ghost, top!Soap, turns quite sappy and romantic

7. Dabloon For Your Thoughts

This is a crack!fic that people didn’t trust to read lol It’s fluffy, it’s cute and it’s not as ooc as you may think, it’s just them falling in love during a very unrealistic journey, based on a tiktok prompt

8. Chodź (Pocałuj Mnie)

The first ghoap fic to be posted on ao3 in Polish, it’s sweet and erotic (and someone said it reads well even through google translate)

9. Between Soft Strands A fluffy little thing about Ghost being obsessed with Soap’s hair and yearning to touch it, soft with just a dash of teasing

10. Don’t Tell Him It’s Me A loosely defined romcom au wherein Ghost and Soap sort of date before they meet on the mission but Soap does not recognize his “boyfriend” behind the skull mask