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[xmalekreader]

for everyone tagging their clearing "x female reader" stories with "x male reader":

i hope your pillow is hotter than the sun on both sides

i hope you step on a pile of legos

i hope your ice cubes are never frozen

i hope your pop is warm

i hope, everytime you're just about to fall asleep, you suddenly remember something embarrassing you did 10 years ago

i hope your goldfish from 3rd grade haunts you

i hope your blankets are made of the scratchiest yarn known to exist

i hope every piece of chocolate you eat from now on is melted

i hope you burn your tongue on hot food

i hope your pasta is always either overcooked, or undercooked

love, atlas 💚

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my dm’s are finally back yayyy

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@support pls give me my dms backkkk

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My DM’s aren’t working for some reason, the entire messaging tab is gone and I tried to dm myself from another blog and I can’t ,, @staff @support pls help it’s been 2 months already

[xmalekreader]

Can you do reactions?

Yes I can!

[xmalekreader]

Masterlist

[F];fluff

[M];Mature

[A];angst

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'NCT'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

Taeyong

⇒ draw you [F]

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'EXO'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

Chanyeol

⇒Will be here to protect you [A]

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'ATEEZ'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

Jongho

⇒ Gonna be okay

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'INFINITE'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

Nothing yet

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'IKON'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

Nothing yet

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'STRAY KIDS'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

Nothing yet

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'TVXQ(OT5)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

Nothing yet

[xmalekreader]

i hate being on a writers block ,, damn ,i have nothing to write about

[xmalekreader]

Pros of writing gay relationships: 

- gay

Cons of writing gay relationships:

- they both have THE SAME FCKIN PRONOUNS SO I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO NAME BOTH CHARACTERS BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL WHO’S DOING WHAT OR WHO’S SPEAKING WHO WILL SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL

[xmalekreader]

What I love about this besides the obvious is the fact that once Myungsoo lost the grip around the perpero - there was no use to go any further for the sake of the contest. 

So what we are basically witnessing here is a calm and composed Sungyeol wanting to kiss Myungsoo, who a bit hesitantly lets him~

This ship, my friends - sails by itself  ♡

[xmalekreader]

Masterlist for Kpop x male!reader Blogs

☀︎[if I forgot any blog comment it and I will update it]☀︎

☀︎[some of them may not be active anymore but they have content]☀︎

☀︎[most of them are multi fandom but there are some for specific groups]☀︎

☀︎list☀︎

Kpopmalereader

Atinylandtostay

Xmalekreader

Juulforjisung

7ungmo

Boyfrvmthemoon

Lostboi-lostgalaxyi101

Xvvder

Boo-writes

Btsxmalereaders

Uwu-lovethorne-uwu

Hellishvu

Veenussposts

Malereaderoneshots

Bonnyskies

Hyunjaeluvr

Kpopforthe-truefans20

Btsxmale

Bts-x-male-reader-blog

Yougotnojams73

Btsxlgbt

Freakandgeekuniverse

Tryingtobts

Lg-bts-cenarios

Danghyuk

Tuanstars

Xavimoonlight

Megatrashboyjax

Carameloheachan

Jinki-hyuna

Kpopidolsrgay

Softrainbowlove

Yongbaesundae

Hendareyou

Nobodyeverasked

Kpopfashionandboys

Xk-2

Kpopcotton

Puppywritings

Yutosgiggle

Male-readers-like-Kpop-idols-too

Kpopidolsarehumanstoo

Leeknowstoomuch

Kinqtansonyoeodan

Kpopxlgbt

Tofuwoozi

Softboithings

Mrcapriciousdelicious

Ningningxx

Look-bopp

Yunhoshoe

Allreaders

Btsoff

Suga-glosss

Oni-bag

Z-z-z-ziaco

[xmalekreader]

Pictures and Alcohol

Pairings: Jaehyun xMale Reader

Word Count: 900

Requested: Yes

Warnings: Alcohol usage

A?n: ik it’s short I wrote it while at work, multitasking was a little hard lol

It wasn’t rare for your boyfriend to go out and party with his group members, so when you got the text from Jaehyun that he was going to be home late, you decided to curl up in a blanket and play little video games until he came home or you fell asleep. You had a feeling this time Jaehyun was going to be drinking more than usual. Since he had time off do to back to back comebacks, you got your favorite gaming snacks and drinks and booted up your favorite game.

“Yo! Jaehyun! Let’s do some shots,” Johnny shouts, bringing over a server with a tray full of shot glasses. “How did you manage to get that much?” Jaehyun asks while downing two shots he assumed were vodka, only to be hit with tequila instead. “Holy shit, man, a little warning next time,” Jaehyun chokes out after feeling the burn of the alcohol, “you just started drinking and never asked what it was,” Johnny shrugged, sitting down and taking a shot.

Soon Taeyong came over and sat with the two, “where is Y/N?” he asked, “he is staying home. I don’t want to risk anyone seeing us together yet.” You and Jaehyun weren’t officially out to the public, only to family and all of NCT, “shame I need someone who can handle alcohol like me,” Johnny and Jaehyun looked at each other and started laughing. “You mean like a lightweight?” They both start laughing even harder at Taeyong’s pout, “I am not a lightweight. I just digest alcohol faster.” This only makes it worse as the two starts downing more shots of tequila.

“Woah, guys, save some for us,” Doyoung and Yuta say as they are bringing more trays of shots, “how much did you guys order?” Taeyong looks at the now huge amount of alcohol at their table. “Don’t be so worked up about it hh-Hyung,” Jaehyun slurs out already feeling the alcohol, “Who’s the lightweight now?” Taeyong pokes Jaehyun making him slump over to Johnny, “Woah there buddy, you can’t be drunk, yet you only had 15 shots. I know you can take more,” Johnny says, sitting Jaehyun back up. “Who said I was drunk? I-I-I’m o-o-only t-t-t-tipsy,” he slurs out, making the others laugh.

Soon the members switch from tequila to vodka, Jaehyun was already stumbling in his seat, as his head started swaying between Johnny and Taeyong, “he usually can drink more, maybe the lack of alcohol made him a lightweight again,” Yuta jokes. “He is turning into Taeyong,” Doyoung comments receiving a smack from Taeyong “not a lightweight!”

Jaehyun started scrolling through Twitter, noticing his name was trending and was saying he was dating another female idol. He only chuckled at the rumors but also irritated. He started twitting random things, and since he was drunk, none of it was making sense. After closing Twitter, he opened Instagram and started posting random pictures from his camera roll, not really paying attention to the pictures that he was selected, one happened to be a picture of you, and Jaehyun kissing, paying no mind to what he did Jaehyun puts his phone away and continues drinking.

After closing Twitter, he opened Instagram and started posting random pictures from his camera roll, not really paying attention to the pictures that he was selected, one happened to be a picture of you, and Jaehyun kissing, paying no mind to what he did Jaehyun puts his phone away and continues drinking.

“Jaggiyyaaaa,” Jaehyun slurs as he walks through the door, almost stumbling over, laughing at your mess of a boyfriend, you went over and helped him get his jacket off, “have I ever told you that you are the m-m-most s-s-sexiest man ever?” You try not to drop him from laughing at his drunken state, “yes, you have, now let’s get you to bed,” Jaehyun starts to whine and struggle a bit. “But I don’t wanna go to bed. I want to cuddle with my hubby,” making a frown face, which instantly made you cave in. “Alright, I will cuddle you to sleep then,” which made Jaehyun perk up and made his way to the couch.

Jaehyun woke up with his head still pressed against your chest and your arms wrapped around him, keeping him secure so he wouldn’t fall off the bed, not wanting you wake you up, he slowly turned his body around so his back was facing you as he grabbed his phone. As he opened Instagram he shot up from his spot making you awake up, “Y/N, I fucked up,” he says as you situp and trying to see what he was talking about. You look at his phone and see a picture of you and him kissing with over a million likes and comments, Jaehyun quickly texted his manager. 

“Well, I guess the secret is out now,” you comment making Jaehyun let out a soft laugh, “yeah I guess that is one way to come out.” You both lay back down still wrapped in each other’s arms, “no matter what happens, I won’t lose your Y/N, I love you.” You smile giving him a kiss, “I don’t want to lose you either, as you said last night, I am your hubby for life.” Jaehyun blushes as you bring up what he said while drunk.

His phone starts ringing,

“Hello?”

“At least give me a heads up before doing something like that, we support you 100%, but we at the company want to meet this mystery man, so please come by the office sometime today,” The manager lady says on the phone, you and Jaehyun smile sinking into each other’s arms.

“You will never get rid of me Y/N, now give me those lips so can I kiss you forever.”

[xmalekreader]

Taeyong x male reader ~draw you~

Fandom: nct

Genre: fluff

Notes: kinda small

Out of all members of nct y/n was known as the best drawer. He could draw anyone and anywhere and also really good , he expressed everything right. He also had said once in an interview , in which he was asked what would he do if he wasn’t an idol, that he would go to a fine arts university to pursue art.

So he was in the bed next to taeyong who was working on his computer,even though it’s their day off.

Y/n started drawing taeyong like he was , topless with his laptop on his lap , focused like his life depended on it.

“Am I that good looking to be your muse ?” Taeyong said laughing without looking away from his laptop.

“Well yes , I have already told you like , a hundred times” y/n giggled leaning close to him and eventually hugging him.

Taeyong turned his look and looked into his eyes and showed his warm smile.

“Look” y/n said and passed him his sketchbook

“Wow you made me more pretty from real life” they both laughed at his comment

“I wanna keep it, can I ?” Taeyong asked and of course y/n agreed

Since then taeyong always had this drawing in his Wallet, reminding him the boy he loves

[xmalekreader]

So am I

𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴: osaki shotaro x male reader 🌹

𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁: 512

𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: you run out of coffee, and meet someone who has as well.

𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴/𝘀: none

𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗯𝘆 ⭐️

𝗮/𝗻: hii, technically our second fic but this is the first one by me , so here’s some fluff to make up for getting cheated on and dying of heartbreak <3

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Your eyes timidly shift around the room as your posture slumps on the linen couch beneath you. A shrill whistle balloons from the kettle’s spout stiffening your stance, prompting you to stand up while you let out a faint yawn.

You hazily stride to the cluttered cupboard in your kitchen and rummage through the rows of empty cookie jars and tilted salt shakers, brushing the flakes of salt off of the counter as you search for a packet of coffee.

“I’m out of coffee.” You sigh, letting out a grunt, throwing a decent top over your grossly wrinkled shirt.

You grab an overcoat from the legs of your couch and make your way out of your apartment. You position yourself adjacent to the elevator doors. The elevator’s bell rings into the hallway. The elevator doors open, revealing a man.

You dip your head slightly, offering a timid smile to which the man does the same.

“Where to?” You faintly voice out.

“The lobby please.” The man replies dimly.

“So am I.” You smile subtly to him, retracting your fingers from the elevator controls.

A slight turbulence accompanies you two as you descend to the ground floor.

The doors open once again as you both exit the elevator and set afoot on the marbled floor of the apartment building’s lobby. A crisp breeze blows strands of hair over your forehead as you waltz towards the building’s exit inches apart.

“It was nice meeting you..?” You attempt to say before the man impedes your speech.

“Osaki Shotaro.” He interrupts to which you sheepishly flash a smile and nod. You two walk out of the building seeming to be headed the same way once again.

“Where are you headed?” You question.

“The convenience store a block ahead.”

“So am I.” You both giggle. “We’re headed to the same place again.”

Wind howls into the sky and the sun glistens on the horizon as the two continue to walk together. They arrive at the glass entrance of the convenience store. Shotaro pushes the doors open, ringing the bells suspended on its back.

You and Shotaro once again make your way to a common spot in the convenience store. Your hands land on the same piece of product, a singular pack of coffee tubes.

A vague smirk lands on Shotaro plump lips. “I’m out of coffee.”

“So am I.” You snicker as you mirror Shotaro’s lopsided grin.

You tighten your grip on the packet and take it away, storing it in the socket on the side of your coat.

“For stealing your coffee, here’s my card” You say, slipping out your credit card and a slip of paper.

“And my phone number.” You add, referring the the extra slip of paper.

“Call me if you find it in yourself to.” You say while ripping a piece of paper from a notepad and labeling it with your number.

“I don’t even know your name yet.” Shotaro pleads.

“We can talk about it over the phone.” You reply.

“I would like that.” He says in return.

“So would I.”

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𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙: 12.3.20

𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙙: 12.4.20

[xmalekreader]

Mark is the boyfriend that you can have the most random conversations with. No matter what time, if you tap him on the shoulder and you start talking about why you think the chum bucket was a failing buisness he'll entertain you and even give his two cents. But he's also the boyfriend you cam sit in comforting silence with. Like your laying in bed, neither of you are sleep, but neither of you want to talk and ruin the calm atmosphere that floats around the room. He's also the boyfriend that likes to talk about your future, I think he wouldn't bring it up early in the relationship. But the longer you daye the more he'll bring it up. And agter that he'll see stuff and randomly connect it to something he sees the two of you doing in the future. Like you sitting inside waffle house, waiting for your waffles, and he says "when we get married we have to buy a waffle maker". Sometimes he doesn't realize what he says flusters you, other times he'll realize it after he's said it and he'll start blushing.

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marty i'm s c a r e d (at least your eyes are ok ajkajan)

Yep hahah , exactly!

[xmalekreader]

White.....

And yes , my eyes are absolutely fine, all my eye tests are perfect 😎 I’m the exact opposite of other people , the maximum brightness on my phone , is still not bright enough for me.

ok but who in their right mind has the white pallet on for tumblr 💀 that thing be hurting my eyes, even the website/desktop one has a color pallet.

👀 what pallet do you guys use?? I have the low contrast pallet for my phone and the vampire one for my laptop-

and if you do have the white pallet on, your eyes ok?? does it not hurt your eyes?? I'm genuinely curious-

[xmalekreader]

NSFW posts have been around for a VERY long time. It doesn't matter if it's SFW or NSFW, fans are gonna do it. In my opinion, there not causing harm to anyone. There's always been a rift between soft stans and hard stans. Soft stans aren't sexually attracted to idols, while hard stans are. Do I see any problem with it ? No. I myself have been sexually attracted to idols. Am I a pervert ? Probably. Am I a horrible, disgusting human being ? I don't think so. Look, I get it. There's a chance an idol can see it, and they may or may not become uncomfortable. Of course, NSFW post can make some people uncomfortable, but do you think it's right to shame someone because of it ? If someone looks at an idol and gets horny, so be it. If some someone wants to share a sexual fantasy on here, SO BE IT.

I'm not comfortable reading memberxmember fics, but would I shame someone else who likes them ? Again, no.

Hell, you like what you like.

People tend to forget, that Tumblr is a blogging site. You can talk about anything on here ; SFW or NSFW.

For some, this is the only place where people can voice their sexual, (or non-sexual), fantasies about people, characters, etc. But it seems like they get shamed.

Don't give me that, "Oh, It's wrong to write smut about them because they're REAL. “

Technically, any SFW fantasy / fanfic would be wrong too because they're REAL.

Some of y'all act like we actually know them. Hell, no fan knows who a celebrity truly is, unless you're actually friends with them. I hate to break it to some of you, but what they show us on camera isn't 100 ℅ who they are. We're not their friends. We're not their family , and we're not with them 24/7 to know them. It's fine if you write fanfics/drabbles/posts about them. You can write about a beach date with Jimin 👌. You can write about how you want San to dominate you 👌.

It's just your imagination ! Let it run wild !

Before anyone attacks me, let me ask you this ; what gives you the right to slam and shame someone for their sexual opinions ? The Kpop community loves to preach about not judging anyone, but you do it anyways. Hypocrisy at its best in my opinion. Not every fan's an Innocent 13-year-old, who covers their eyes when an idol takes off their shirt. Hell, when I was 13, I was already thinking about my sexuality. Please realize, it's different for everyone.

If you're a soft stan, great. If you're a hard stan, that's great too. Let's all be more open-minded to other people okay ? Especially on here. Like I said, this could be the only place for someone to be free sexually, and I don't think they should be shamed and slandered into thinking otherwise. If you don't want to see anything NSFW, keep scrolling until you can't see it. If you like it, read to your hearts content. Be safe y'all, and always love who you are.

P. S, I would die to have a cuddle session with Seonghwa.

P. S. S, I wouldn't mind if he wanted to jump my bones either . 😈😉😉

Credit to original GIF/photo owner