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omgomgomg boyfriend???? like, a boy??? i can kiss???? and he’s like mine??????? woah 😦😦😦
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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS
This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.
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bro why did i only just find out the gender unicorn existed :/

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i need a perm. i need to dye my hair darker. i need a boyfriend to kiss and dry hump. i need a better paying job. i need a kitten. i need to meet men i fanboy over. i need to go to a rave and grind on said boyfriend. i need to travel back to Holland. i need to make movies. i need my lips pierced. i need facial hair. i need top surgery. i need more than one friend. i need so many things..
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that ine time of the day which everyone disappears because they're living their fucking lives while you're just online all the time liking dumb shit
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weee wooo i’d make a great ambulance weee wooo weee wooo
Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
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literally my lore except instead of a dead body it was a hallucination of a ghost and instead of mortician it was 10 year old schizophrenic me

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Favourite colour - green
Last song- the only thing, sufjan stevens
Currently reading- random shit on wattpad
Currently watching- merlin
Currently craving- pretzels
Coffee or tea- coffee
@sharksarewaycoolerthanhumans @umbral-paladin @0isopodclown0 ur the only ppl i like
get to know your moots tag game ! ✶ answer the questions, then tag six people
favorite color ꕀ green and brown last song ꕀ tú by maye currently reading ꕀ the luminaries by susan dennard currently watching ꕀ the great british baking show currently craving ꕀ massaman curry. like always. and like. alcohol and a couple cigs HAHA. a break too :P coffee or tea ꕀ always tea! i don't like coffee
ty for the tag @saltcxrcle ! tagging: @lelapine @toadspondofwhimsy @outof-spite @h0neyst4rz @hhoneylemon @our-lady-of-venom
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@umbral-paladin
mine now
🔮I AM HYPNOTISING YOU🔮

✨You now have the deep desire to kiss the first male that you see✨
Which happens to be me 👀
Tag your bf to let him know he's still under your spell
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There's something wrong with me but I can't name it
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