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Follow up

So I gotta ask since a few people have seen my post. This one https://www.tumblr.com/yeahnothanks2/726512503242227712/crossover-rp-idea?source=share So, would anyone actually want to do this? As in rp it with me?

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What are your plans for this crossover? Is it like those Masterlists we read on Tumblr?

I actually want to RP it, haha

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Tell me more about the crossover between Demon Slayer, BNHA and Twisted Wonderland?

Okay!!!

I would keep it with the magic base of TWST like with what I'm doing with Amaya already. Everyone has magic, there are still heroes villains, and mythical beings.

There would be five schools in this version; UA, Shiketsu, NRC, RSA, and Kimetsu Academy.

Muzan would be the principal, and Kagaya would be the vice principal. The Nine Hashira are like dorm leaders, divided dorms based on magic type. (Ie. Mist, Stone, Flame, Sound, etc.) With most of the cast being students.

But instead of a rivalry going on, they're all civil. And visiting is allowed on all campuses with the correct forms filled out.

So relatively, the relationship is good, with a few hiccups every now and then.

Now let's establish some villains; Overblots, The League, and demons. Overblots- Overblot is a form taken by those who overuse their magic and let their negative emotions "blot" their magic wands. Their aura and appearance is mostly dark. Moreover, an entity appears alongside them, having a stitched-together body and head of glass leaking ink.

The League- is a villain organization made up of powerful villains that threaten to destroy the hero society. The League was founded and led by All For One and is now led by Tomura Shigaraki. They are the main antagonists of the series, and first appeared during the U.S.J. Arc.

Demons- are a carnivorous, vampire-like species whose primary diet is humans. They are also nocturnal as they are weak to sunlight, though they also stay up during the day as they don't require sleep.

Overblots and the League would be the same. And so would the demons. To an extent. Demons have the choice of being heroes (As Kimetsu Academy is a semi-hero school) villains, (Basically, delinquents or bad guys who hide it and go to the school), or anti-heroes (In between good and evil and act outside the hero laws while still doing their version of good). The demons would still be run by Muzan, in secret. All the upper and lower moon demons in the series are demons but can go in the sun and don't technically need to eat people to survive, though some still do.

They would be like the league but try to take out heroes from the inside. Also not allied with the LoV. Kagaya would still be teaching heroism. And all. It creates a semi-secret inner school war.

Now let's explain schools Royal Sword Academy- Considered one of the two powerhouse schools in the world of Twisted Wonderland along with Night Raven College. It's NRC's rival school and has beaten them in Spelldrive tournaments for 99 years straight.

Night Raven College- Night Raven College is an all-boys academy and the main setting of Twisted Wonderland. It is a four-year magic educational institution located on top of a mountain on the north side of the Isle of Sages.

UA- is an academy that boasts the best heroics education in Japan. It sits atop a forested hill that overlooks Musutafu.

Shiketsu- is the one Hero Academy that can match up to U.A. High School in terms of prestige. It is the best school for heroes in training in the West as U.A. High is in the East.

Kimetsu Academy- is a spin-off universe in the modern world based off characters in Kimetsu no Yaiba main story.

RSA and NRC and Kimetsu Academy are a semi Hero schools as they have Hero courses but also courses for other jobs.

Meanwhile, UA and Shiketsu- are mainly hero schools that mostly have hero courses and hero-based jobs.

As such, RSA, NRC, and Kimetsu Academy have to visit UA and Shiketsu because they need tips and advice from 'real' hero schools for their hero students to be. Also, with the help of Shiketsu and UA the students applying to RSA, NRC, and Kimetsu Academy who want to be heroes get to see that they will have contact with UA and Shiketsu for more advanced learning on hero laws and training.

Students who are already students at the semi-hero schools can apply to be in a hero course four times a year (The beginning of the year, the winter break, the spring break, and the summer break) where they will often be trained by volunteer heroes in not top-ranked students. (Ie, the Big 4 for UA and the top ten for Shiketsu)

Top tier students would be; The Big 4- UA The Top 10- SHiketsu H Dormleaders/ Vice dorm leaders- RSA V Dormleaders/ Vice dorm leader- NRC The Hashira- Kimetsu Academy

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Crossover RP Idea

So I have an idea! Just gonna throw it out there and see if anyone bites! This Crossover is between The Anime; My Hero Academia, Demon Slayer Kimetsu no Yaiba. The Game; Twisted Wonderland Here's the idea:

I would keep it with the magic base of TWST like with what I'm doing with Amaya already. Everyone has magic, there are still heroes villains, and mythical beings.

There would be five schools in this version; UA, Shiketsu, NRC, RSA, and Kimetsu Academy.

Muzan would be the principal, and Kagaya would be the vice principal. The Nine Hashira are like dorm leaders, divided dorms based on magic type. (Ie. Mist, Stone, Flame, Sound, etc.) With most of the cast being students.

But instead of a rivalry going on, they're all civil. And visiting is allowed on all campuses with the correct forms filled out.

So relatively, the relationship is good, with a few hiccups every now and then.

Now let's establish some villains; Overblots, The League, and demons. Overblots- Overblot is a form taken by those who overuse their magic and let their negative emotions "blot" their magic wands. Their aura and appearance is mostly dark. Moreover, an entity appears alongside them, having a stitched-together body and head of glass leaking ink.

The League- is a villain organization made up of powerful villains that threaten to destroy the hero society. The League was founded and led by All For One and is now led by Tomura Shigaraki. They are the main antagonists of the series, and first appeared during the U.S.J. Arc.

Demons- are a carnivorous, vampire-like species whose primary diet is humans. They are also nocturnal as they are weak to sunlight, though they also stay up during the day as they don't require sleep.

Overblots and the League would be the same. And so would the demons. To an extent. Demons have the choice of being heroes (As Kimetsu Academy is a semi-hero school) villains, (Basically, delinquents or bad guys who hide it and go to the school), or anti-heroes (In between good and evil and act outside the hero laws while still doing their version of good). The demons would still be run by Muzan, in secret. All the upper and lower moon demons in the series are demons but can go in the sun and don't technically need to eat people to survive, though some still do.

They would be like the league but try to take out heroes from the inside. Also not allied with the LoV. Kagaya would still be teaching heroism. And all. Basically, it creates a semi-secret inner school war.

Now let's explain schools Royal Sword Academy- Considered one of the two powerhouse schools in the world of Twisted Wonderland along with Night Raven College. It's NRC's rival school and has beaten them in Spelldrive tournaments for 99 years straight.

Night Raven College- Night Raven College is an all-boys academy and the main setting of Twisted Wonderland. It is a four-year magic educational institution located on top of a mountain on the north side of the Isle of Sages.

UA- is an academy that boasts the best heroics education in Japan. It sits atop a forested hill that overlooks Musutafu.

Shiketsu- is the one Hero Academy that can match up to U.A. High School in terms of prestige. It is the best school for heroes in training in the West as U.A. High is in the East.

Kimetsu Academy- is a spin-off universe in the modern world based off characters in Kimetsu no Yaiba main story.

RSA, NRC, and Kimetsu Academy are semi-hero schools as they have Hero courses but also courses for other jobs.

Meanwhile, UA and Shiketsu- are mainly hero schools that mostly have hero courses and hero-based jobs.

As such, RSA, NRC, and Kimetsu Academy have to visit UA and Shiketsu because they need tips and advice from 'real' hero schools for their hero students to be. Also, with the help of Shiketsu and UA the students applying to RSA, NRC, and Kimetsu Academy who want to be heroes get to see that they will have contact with UA and Shiketsu for more advanced learning on hero laws and training.

Students who are already students at the semi-hero schools can apply to be in a hero course four times a year (The beginning of the year, the winter break, the spring break, and the summer break) where they will often be trained by volunteer heroes in not top-ranked students. (Ie, the Big 4 for UA and the top ten for Shiketsu)

Top tier students would be; The Big 3- UA The Top 10- SHiketsu H Dormleaders/ Vice dorm leaders- RSA V Dormleaders/ Vice dorm leader- NRC The Hashira- Kimetsu Academy ~~ If you are interested please reach out through Tumblr DMs!

THANK YOU FOR READING!!!!!!!!!!

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Quick question

So I have a new obsession!

All because of this guy, Sunny Day Jack! I'm in love with this game! Mostly the blue-haired himbo right here. Haha. Well, I have a question. Does anyone have even a single idea of the lore here? The storyline? What's going on? Who is Sunny Day Jack? Who was he? I haven't seen a lot of gameplay or analysis about this game and I'm just wondering if anyone knows what's going on. I'm just saying we need to get Matpat on this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I had a funny thought when looking at the Yandere Twst posts:

Ob! Yandere! Twst boys: I'm not convinced, what could you possibly do to make us stop

Yuu: *does anything stupid*

Yandere twst boys, back to normal: Take my sanity and body RIGHT NOW YOU BEAUTIFUL BEING!_______________________________________________

Joke from Black Butler abridged by Aristocrats of Evil

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Still interested in this

Hello! I am looking for a 20+ Mha rp partner! I'm 21 F. I'm okay with MxM, FxF, MxF along with Cc x Oc and Cc x Cc. Nsfw is welcomed along with dark dove content and angst. I'm open to playing just about any character and can do love triangles or harems (Doubles r welcome). Lit rp btw. I'd prefer to go with the Mha anime timeline as I'm not caught up with the manga. I have a discord and Tumblr, so you can dm me. Discord is: Save_nopaint01#9535 Thank you!

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Do you roleplay? If so, can I pm you?

Yes, I do!

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Ayo, my first tagging chain! Yay! 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

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~ Wasting all these Tears ~ Cassadee Pope

~ Ashes ~ Steller

~ Insane ~ Black Gryph0n & Baasik

~ Passion ~ Lucifer & Satan

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🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

Hi hi! Thank you for this ask! 😌🥰 Instead of sending ten separate asks, I'm just going to tag some people. 💃🏾

Tame Impala - New Person, Same Old Mistakes

Kid Hastings - Business Cycles

Phlake - Ikea Episodes

Big Black Delta ft. Debbie Gibson - RCVR

Phoenix - Chloroform

Tagging: @helenas-revenge @atelieredux @gossamer-sky @scorchieart @jozhenji @asunnygray @shimadalluvia @jediorgana @vampirodelascajas @mystikawi @dragonmaiden79

Also, if you see this come across your dash, consider yourself tagged!

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this is fantastic!! And I love it!!! Good job! 👍🏼

Eyes in the Dark - The Stalker AU

***Happy Spooky Season my friends! This fic came to me in the middle of class and I immediately started scribbling down ideas for it. It's dark. It's eerie. It's a horror fic. I hope you all enjoy it! 🥰 -B ***

Summary: MC never went to the Devildom, but that doesn't stop the brothers from finding the last piece of Lilith in existence.

CW: Yandere behaviour, stalking, paranoia, explicit kidnapping/breaking and entering

You couldn't put your finger on it, but lately, your life had gotten weird.

Normally, you wouldn't say there was any particularly special about your day-to-day. You worked in a cafe a couple blocks from your apartment that you would bike to every morning. You'd greet the cafe cat, Jinx, and serve the customers with (some) ease. From there, you'd go home after closing, wash up, relax for a bit, go to bed, rinse and repeat.

In your years of living on your own in the city, nothing had ever changed or offset that routine. Honestly you were satisfied enough that you didn't think anything ever would, and yet ...

A crow cawed from the rooftops above you as autumn leaves skittered across your feet and the bike rack.

That was the first thing — for the past month there had been at least one crow everywhere you went.

They didn't do much. They just sat from a distance, never getting closer than 15 feet from you, and watched.

They watched as you washed the dishes, as you locked up your bike, as you brushed your teeth, as you cleaned the pastry display at work.

You shook your head at the bird and made your way into the cafe.

Where ever you went, these crows always followed.

It was daunting. Eerie even.

But what could you do? Nature was weird sometimes.

Opening up, at this point, was a second nature to you — wipe down the tables, run the machines, put out the baked goods. It was simple.

Any tension that the crows had brought onto you eased as you slipped into the familiar actions of your work. Hours quickly passed by as your regular morning customers came and went.

Eventually, noon hit, and you got to work preparing what was always your biggest order of the day.

The cafe's bell rang as you as packaged the last of the pastries.

"Hi," a soft voice spoke behind you.

You glanced over and smiled at the familiar ginger, towering awkwardly over the cash register. You smiled brightly as you gathered the multiple bags of baked goods and carried them over. "Hello, Beel! I got your order here for you. Seven cupcakes, three croissants, half a dozen cookies, a scone, and-" you reached back behind you and cheerfully set down a cup beside the bags, "one extra large mocha with extra chocolate and extra whip cream."

His amethyst eyes widened as he gaped at the bags. "Y-You ... You remembered my order?"

You huffed playfully and crossed your arms over your chest. "What kind of a barista do you think I am? You've been coming here every day with the same order for the past month. At this point, we make an extra batch of everything just for you. Of course, I know your order. It'd be kind of hard to forget."

His cheeks rouged as he bashfully nodded his head. "Right. But it means a lot. For you to take note, I mean."

You chuckled, "I'm just doing my job. Your total is $60.66 by the way."

"Same as always," he joked, tapping a golden card against the credit machine. He tilted his head, staring at you as he began collecting his bags in his arms. "Are you alright? You look a little tired today?"

You tried to maintain your professional, customer service smile as you shrugged. "Just work and other things."

He hummed and nodded his head towards one of the many empty tables. "Want to sit and talk about it? There's no one else here and I could use some help getting through all of this," he lifted the arm-load of food a little higher up.

A quick glance at the clock, and you were shaking your head. "Sorry. My lunch break isn't for a while yet. Besides I've seen you devour the entirety of your order on your own with no issue before. Honestly, I don't know how you do it."

"You'd be surprised," he smiled tenderly down at you. "But I was being serious. No one will even notice. You can step back behind the cash the second another customer comes in, I promise. Just sit and talk for a bit."

You knew you shouldn't have, but Beel had been nothing but sweet to you since coming to the cafe, and it really would be nice to hear someone else's opinion on everything that had been happening.

"Okay," Beel's eyes dazzled as he lead you over to a table by the window.

A crow sat on the other side of the glass. You frowned at the bird for a moment before taking your seat.

Beel's smile only grew bigger as he passed you a cupcake and took a sip from his mocha. "Here. Red velvet is your favourite, right?"

You hesitated as you took the dessert from him. "Yeah. Always has been. How did you know that?"

Beel merely looked at you with that tender expression he seemed so keen towards and shrugged, "Lucky guess. You said work and stuff was bothering you. What's stuff?"

You unconsciously side-eyed the crow to right, only to find the creature already staring at you. You couldn't fight off the shiver that ran down your spine as you turned your attention back to your best-paying customer.

"Well," you began, "There's been a few weird things."

Beel paused mid-bite as his previously delighted expression suddenly became concerned. "Weird things? Are you alright?"

You waved off his worry as you took a bite of your own dessert. "It's probably nothing. But I've been on edge lately and I keep either losing things in my house or find them not at all like I remembered," you lean forward, feeling the words that you hadn't allowed yourself to speak out loud finally spill from your mouth. "Like my body spray. It keeps vanishing! I'll buy a new bottle, and I'll use it for a few days and then suddenly fwoosh! Gone!"

The ginger narrowed his eyebrows. "Is it possible you just misplaced it?" he questioned around a mouthful of cake.

"Four times in one month?" You easily shot back. "And that's not all! I have always made my bed in the morning, but lately I've been coming home and the blankets are just a little more ruffled than I remember, and even if I've just washed the bedding, it always smells used, you know? Like someone has been laying in it all day!"

CAW!!!

You jumped to your feet as the crow beside the window screeched and jumped around a little. "And the crows! The stupid crows! They've been following me everywhere, and I think they've been leaving notes and books on my doorstep, or at least someone has!"

"MC."

"What?!" You snapped as you spun around. You froze as Beel looked at you in pity and your words crashed back into you. You scrambled to your feet. "I am so so sorry. I don't know what came over me. I shouldn't have put that all on you or shouted at you like that. Christ, you probably think I'm insane."

Beel quickly rose to meet you. "Hey, hey. Don't talk like that. It's alright."

"You're my customer," you wallowed. "This was horribly inappropriate. I'm sorry. I ... I have to get back to my shift," without another word you rushed to the back room.

You were completely oblivious to the glare that Beelzebub was giving the crow.

You were slightly dazed for the rest of your shift. There wasn't nearly as much conversation between you and your customers as you served them, and eventually, your boss decided to let you leave early.

The bike ride home was as eerie as the bike ride there — only this time it was because the ever-present crows were now missing entirely. It left a tightness in your core that you couldn't shake, an unease that clung to your very soul.

Maybe it was because, even without the crows there, you could still feel the cold, sensation of eyes following you.

You finally made it back to your small apartment, and you quite honestly, couldn't wait to lock all your doors and windows and just fall asleep. Today had been long. And tiring. And weird. And-

Your door creaked open as you flicked the lock and a strange puddle laid in front of you.

Breath caught in your lungs and your heart froze. You took a cautionary glance around your surroundings — there was no one else in the hallway with you and, from a first look, your apartment was empty, and yet there was a trail of wet footprints that you definitely hadn't left there leading deeper into your apartment.

With a trembling hand, you reached over and grabbed the umbrella sitting by your doorway and held it like a sword.

Each of your careful steps echoed loudly throughout your lone, single apartment, regardless of how quietly you moved. With your heart threatening to jump out of your chest, you slowly followed the steps to the bathroom.

SLAM!

You threateningly held your umbrella out in front of you as you kicked the bathroom door open — empty.

You couldn't help but laugh, a small manic laugh, as you looked around yourself once more. It was nothing. Just like the bed. And the perfume. And the crows. And the eyes. And the books. It was nothing.

Were you going crazy? It certainly felt like it.

All these little things had completely uprooted your peaceful happy life and thrown it into haywire. And yet, there was no evidence to prove these things to be true.

On weak legs, you forced yourself to further inspect the bathroom. There was a strange lingering scent — almost like sea water — but nothing appeared to be missing.

As your eyes scanned over the tub, they doubled back near the drain. You narrowed your eyebrows as kneeled down to get a closer look.

There was a short blue hair, that most certainly didn't belong to you, resting there.

Your hand came up to cover your mouth as you stumbled away.

Someone was here. That had to proof of that right? Someone had come into your house while you were gone. You weren't crazy. There was actually someone-

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

You yelped, jumping as you whirred around and slashed at the air with your umbrella.

Your eyes fell towards your entrance way — the source of the knock.

You swallowed thickly, taking a deep calming breath and tightening your grip on the umbrella before making your way over to your door.

You stood in front of it for one, two minutes. Waiting to see if the person would knock again.

Nothing.

Goosebumps rose on your skin as you peered through your peep hole and once again, nothing.

Your trembling hand came to rest on the door knob. "It was probably just someone pulling a prank," you mumbled to yourself. "O-Or maybe it was a package."

Regret was already pooling inside your heart as you twisted the doorknob and pulled it open.

A tall man in a black suit with midnight hair and blood red eyes stood not less than two feet from you.

A high shrill burst passed your lips as you tried to slam the door shut, but the man moved with almost unnatural speed and quickly blocked the attempt.

His crimson eyes glittered down at you as he smiled. "Now, that's no way to treat a guest, MC."

Rather than responding to him, you brought your umbrella down as hard as you could onto his head.

A grunt echoed behind you as your bolted for your room, quickly shutting and locking the door behind you. You wasted no time, and began dragging your dresser and desk to block off the door as the sound of the man's loud footsteps came closer and closer and-

A man with navy and white hair sat groggily in your bed. His amethyst eyes, so similar to Beel's, widened as they met yours. "Shit," he cursed. "You're home."

"Urgh, what's with all the noise?"

A wave of paralyzation hit you as another strange voice yawned behind you. Tears of pure, concentrated fear lined your eyes as you silently shook your head and turned around.

Before you could say a word, splinters of wood exploded from behind you as your door was easily kicked in and the furniture thrown aside.

The sleeping creep quickly clutched onto you and yanked you away from the destruction. He curled himself around you, almost as though he was trying to protect you from the danger happening in your own house.

"Devils and gods, Lucifer! Watch it! You could've hurt them!"

"If I remember correctly, Belphegor, you're supposed to be long gone by now."

You instantly tried to rip yourself from Belphegor's grasp only for him to tighten his hold around you. "Easy. Easy. You're going to hurt yourself. Just relax," he cooed as he ran a hand over your head.

Your heart stopped as their words registered within your horror-riddled mind.

They knew each other.

A strange wave of drowsiness washed over you and you felt your heart plummet further and further.

Belphegor chuckled as tears finally slipped from your eyes. "I can see what Beel was talking about. They're even cuter in person. Like a scared little bunny."

Lucifer hummed as he tilted his head at the pair of you. "Yes. I suppose they are."

You sob as you weakly kicked and scratched at the arms holding you, but they held no affect. The drowsiness clouding your brain only grew thicker and thicker with every hit.

"Please," you whimpered as you strained in the man's hold. "Leave me alone. L-Let me go."

"After all the trouble we went to find you?" Gloved fingers gently tilted your chin upwards and forced your eyes to lock with the tall man — He filled every inch of your vision as he leaned forward and pressed a kiss to your forehead. "It was already lucky enough that we even found out about your existence. You — a descendent of Lilith," the arms holding you tightened at the name. "But here you are."

You could feel Belphegor nuzzle his face into your hair. "And when we saw you, it was so strange. You are not Lilith at all. You look nothing like her, and you're so very different. You're almost better than her," he sighed in contentment. "I can't wait for you to be home with us."

You felt your eyelids grow heavier and heavier as the world around you began to blur. The last thing you saw was Lucifer smiling at you. "It seems you won't have to wait much longer," he took you from Belphegor and lifted you into his own arms just as your consciousness finally began to fade.

"Goodnight, MC. When you wake, you'll be in your new home."

***I have discovered that I actually love writing this spooky stuff! It was so much fun! I hope you guys really enjoyed this! Thank you so much for the love and support!***

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My guess is Yandere!??? And Yandere!*** is deuce and ace

Maybe! Maybe not!

To be honest, a few people have already guessed the characters but I have not confirmed who.

And yes, there are two different characters! Good job to you and everyone who guessed there was two!

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Hello

I am a rookie writer on Tumblr

Do you mind going through my work and reviewing it once..

Please 🥺

https://dinosaurearthquake.tumblr.com/post/695757058367176704/prisoner-of-agony

Holy Fu-!

Yes! Of course! God, this is so new! AH! I'm so happy! Thank you for even asking this! OMG! Babe I just read it and I love it! You have such a way with words! The imagery and description are so real! It's amazing! You are doing great! Please tag me or send part 2 to me! Good job honey! I'm proud of you!

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Question

So I don't know if anyone has heard of this quotev story called "A touch of Kindness". It was about yandere gender bend Disney/fictional character who were in love with the reader. It also had some appearance from the Twisted wonderland crew. Well the story has been deleted I think, I can't find it on quotev anymore nor anywhere else. The first story is red riding hood. It has Red riding hood as a boy, reader as the daughter of the woodsman, and a humanized version of the big bad wolf. And Red riding hood and the Big bad wold are obsessed with the reader.

I was wondering and anyone here knew what happened to it? Or why the author deleted it or deleted their account. I'm just wondering what exactly happened.

Thank you for your help in advance.

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Yandere Vil 14

Yuu: *Jolts awake panting* Haa Haaa

Yandere! Vil:*wakes up* Hmm? *Groggily* Sweet potato? Is everything alight?

Yuu: *shakily* Yeah... I'm okay...

Yandere! Vil: *Sits up* Potato, *Cups Yuu's face* do not lie to me. Tell me, my dear, what has caused you so much fear?

Yuu: *Taken aback* I... It was a nightmare, don't worry about it Vil... it's nothing.

Yandere! Vil: Oh darling... If it's caused you so much fright, it is obviously nothing. Come, let's make you some tea.

~ In the Pomefiore Kitchen ~

~ After making some tea ~

Yandere! Vil: How are you feeling now my dear?

Yuu: Better...

Yandere! Vil: Hmm... My father used to give me something slightly sweet to help me sleep after a nightmare. So let's make you something to eat.

Yuu: Wait, you, The Vill Schoenheit, want to get dirty to make ME something actually sweet? Haha, who are you? And what have you done to the real Vill Schoenheit?

Yandere! Vil: Haha... oh dear, there is so much you don't know about me, but I shall show you every part of me, gladly. As long as you give me every part of you

Yuu: Haha, thank you, Vil

Yandere! Vil: I like it when you laugh my dear.

Yuu: *Blushes lightly* Really?

Yandere! Vil: Yes, I do. ... Darling potato, I have a proposition for you.

Yuu: Hmm?

Yandere! Vil: *Takes Yuu's hands in his and pulls Yuu close to him* My eggs

Yuu: *Small gasp*

Yandere! Vil: Your raisens

Yuu: Ooh-

Yandere! Vil: We can make beautiful bread together, my potato~

Yuu: ... *Pulls Vil closer*

Yandere! Vil: !?

Yuu: Get out your oven mitts, things are about to get... hot~

Yandere! Vil: Oh, sweet potato~

~

Rook: Oh my~

Epel: I am so scared right now.

~Somewhere~

Yandere! ***: Do you want to form an alliance with me?

Yandere! ???: Absolutely, I do.

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Yandere hwveje 13

~ Yuu's Dream ~

Yandere! ???: You're doing great!







Yandere! ????: I love you so much, Yuu...







Yandere! ??: I'll be your Best Friend forever!











Yandere! ???????: Will you be mine?!









Yandere! ?: Don't you forget about me...











Yandere! ?????: I'll never leave you.







Yandere! : Yuu...

.........

Yandere! *: No. No. No. No. No. No.

Yandere! ******: I don't want to be friends...

Or best friends...

Or acquaintances...

Or strangers...

I want to be yours...

I want to be with you.

I need to be with you

I want you...

I need you...

I NEED YOU TO BE MINE

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Do you guys want a hint?

[yeahnothanks2]

Yandere ̸̛̼̳͈̘͌̎͊̃͌͘̕͞͝ ̻iq̩̽̀̇̈̈́̚u̻̗̞̔͛͟tė̯̱̪͓̽ ͏12

~ That Evening in Pomefiore ~

Yandere! Vil: Don't wipe this off, Potato! This will make your skin almost as gorgeous as mine in the morning if you keep it on.

Yuu: *Yawns* Yeah okay sure

Yandere! Vil: *Pats Yuu's head* Good.

~ Yuu's Dream ~

Yandere! ???: You're doing great!

Yandere! ????: I love you so much, Yuu...

Yandere! ??: I'll be your Best Friend forever!

Yandere! ???????: Will you be mine?!

Yandere! ?: Don't you forget about me...

Yandere! ?????: I'll never leave you.

Yandere! : Yuu...

[yeahnothanks2]

Yandere Vil (Part 2) 11

Rook: I have brought you a gift, Roi du Poison!

Yandere! Vil: What is it, Rook?

Rook: *Presenting Yuu to Vil*

Yandere! Vil: *Staring at Yuu*...

Yuu: ...*Dropped their smoothie on the way here*

Yandere! Vil; Thank you, Rook! How did you know I wanted them!?

Epel: *Sarcastic* I have no idea! It's like you were complaining about not having Yuu with you last week!

Rook: Hush now, Epel!

Yuu:... I just want my smoothie

Yandere! Vil: Of course, potato! But first, let's get you in a face mask! *Dragging Yuu to his room*

Rook: *Whipping away a tear* Ah... romance... how beautiful.

Epel: *Gags*