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Calypso when she first met Leo

calypso: hey, leo i have a question.

leo: ask away.

calypso: do you ever just look in a mirror and think to yourself 'hmmm, i'm not tall enough to be acting like this'?

leo: ...

calypso: just a thought, but i think you should do that sometime.

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Ok so hear me out, Leo and Percy seem like the type of people to like fake one of their funerals and this scene happening

Leo: (right before he pretends to die) Percy.. I’m so sorry.. I wish.. I wish that I could at least throw my bouquet off my coffin when I die to see who’s next…. But ig u will have to do that now.. bye byee bitchesss (dies)

Percy: NOOOOI LEOOOOO BUT I LOVED YOUUUU! HOW COULD U LEAVE MEEE BUT I WILL COMPLETE UR TASK!

*plans a fake funeral*

Percy during his speech: … and I would like to thank everyone for coming today in memory of Leo Valdez. Now I would like to complete the one task he gave me * picks up bouquet* I’m gonna throw this in the crowd to see who’s next.

Crowd: GASP!!

Percy & Leo at the same time: SIKEE!!!

Percy stands on the coffin Leo is now out of and chucks the bouquet at Octavian

Crowd: WOOHOOOO YAYYYY *CLAPS*

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FRFR

‘bla bla nico is a black cat… bla bla nico is this..’

nico is a sewer rat who comes out of dark cracks in the walls and nibbles holes into your socks

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Percy forgets to take his ADHD medicine

percy: hey frank can I trust ya with bofa?

Frank: can u trust me with what?

Percy: BOFA DEEZ NUTS

Convo with hazel:

Hazel: hey Percy what’s up?

Percy: the sky, wanna know what’s down low?

Hazel: ……

Percy: DEEZ NUTS

*Sqadattles away cackling*

Leo decided to join in:

Leo: OMG WILL, NICO DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO JUSTIN???

Nico: who tf is Justin?

Will: *shrugs*

Piper runs in: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BABY JUSTIN BIBER?!?!?!?

Percy: JUSTIN TIME FOR-

Leo: DEEZ NUTS!!!

*both dies hitting the floor and wheezing*

They will be eating alone, sleeping outside, and will be banished until both of them have taken their meds and calmed down

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Nico: *scrolling on TikTok*

Nico: *sees the pick your favorite pj god filter*

*one hour later*

Will: whatcha doin?

Nico: I am TRYING to figure out which god should go to the quarter finals.

Will: wtf?

Nico: SHHHHH WILL! I can’t decide between my father or Hera

Will: uhhhh gurllll, that harddddd

Nico: ik! Cuz if I pick hades then Hera will like ship me to Hong Kong and erase my memories but instead won’t turn into an old lady to help me find my destiny….

Will: ok starting to see the problem here

Nico: and then if I pick Hera, hades will banish me to Tartarus and I DO NOT want to do that again

*plot twist: the entire tsats book is about this*

Will: sigh

PERCY: DONT WORRY I AM HERE….. ALL U GODS SUCK MY D*-

Will: WOAHHHH hold ur horses there my man

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I just got the new the sun and the stars book and I have one thing to say, Ricky my man, how could you

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Will: would you ever break up with me?

Nico: absolutely not!

10 min later

Will: *breaks spaghetti*

Nico: get out, we’re done here

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Nico straightened his hair

Will: *sees nicos hair* OMGS NICO UR HAIR!!! WHAT HAPPENED?

Nico: oh I straightened it

Will: wait so what was ur hair like before?

Nico: …. Umm

Will: Was it…. Gay??

Nico: ……….. yes