#Octavian sucks

[multifandomstan5]

Octavian: Tomorrow is garbage day

Reyna: I can't believe they have a whole day dedicated to you

[caramelmacchiato07]

how freaking hot is this

[yellowismohr]

Ok so hear me out, Leo and Percy seem like the type of people to like fake one of their funerals and this scene happening

Leo: (right before he pretends to die) Percy.. I’m so sorry.. I wish.. I wish that I could at least throw my bouquet off my coffin when I die to see who’s next…. But ig u will have to do that now.. bye byee bitchesss (dies)

Percy: NOOOOI LEOOOOO BUT I LOVED YOUUUU! HOW COULD U LEAVE MEEE BUT I WILL COMPLETE UR TASK!

*plans a fake funeral*

Percy during his speech: … and I would like to thank everyone for coming today in memory of Leo Valdez. Now I would like to complete the one task he gave me * picks up bouquet* I’m gonna throw this in the crowd to see who’s next.

Crowd: GASP!!

Percy & Leo at the same time: SIKEE!!!

Percy stands on the coffin Leo is now out of and chucks the bouquet at Octavian

Crowd: WOOHOOOO YAYYYY *CLAPS*

[omnisexual-child-of-hades]

Hazel: Guys... I have bad news. Octavian is dead.....

Percy: Oh no that's so awful, Alexa, play Despacito

[marcusagrippa]

res gestae reviews 👍

[brother-emperors]

CAESAR AUGUSTUS AND MARCUS LICINIUS CRASSUS

this is about the spolia opima that crassus was robbed of lmao. like, yeah okay octavian could've asked him not to claim it, but nevertheless. a kind of theft happened there.

Fact and Fiction: Crassus, Augustus, and the Spolia Opima, Catherine McPherson

[literallyjusttoa]

Crack fic idea

ToA reading the books fic (bc those have been popping off in the fandom recently I love them, shout out to the authors) but it’s specifically just Luke and Octavian. Just the two of them in a room, having to read ToA. With maybe Lester and Meg there too.

The two of them would be like Victorian children being shown 21st century internet shitposts. Like ToA would be literally incomprehensible to them.

[somewhereincairparavel]

okay but a Camp Jupiter royalty!Au sounds super cool doesn't it? They always gave off regal and royal vibes. Plus, their uniform is purple and gold. They are both royal colours.

Reyna would be like the queen/empress of Camp Jupiter, Jason would be the grand Duke, a position that is equal to king but below an emperor/empress (cuz let's be real he's important but not as important as reyna in CJ, that woman practically rules the place solo) and Octavian is the evil minister who conspires against the queen behind her back to overtake her position lol

[sugar-r-rush]

Me having a headcanon that Octavian’s mom was the praetor before Reyna🧍🏻‍♀️

“Thats not how that works!!” I WANT IT TOO

[francy-sketches]

If I'd actually posted all my pjo art when I made it instead of hoarding it like a little goblin for no apparent reason today I might have been known as the octavian guy instead of the joffrey guy...scary thought...

[shattered-glasswork]

Octavian drawing

Imagery: the birds are there to represent augury

The giant Oracle monster: is there to represent that no matter how much he tries to get people to like him or to be different everybody only sees him as his gift of prophecy and they all only keep him around because he's useful.

[caramelmacchiato07]

octavian: if you don’t like me at my worst, then you don’t like me at my best

percy: i don’t like you at all

[f0xgl0v3]

I drew art! Guys I did the thing. Well- I’m in the ever perpetual process of doing the thing but uhhhh,

It’s Mercury and Octavian :3. I’ve affectionately started calling them the Gaea duo and it was a little unintentional to make them together but uhhhh. Yeah! Soon I’ll get maybe Michael and Dakota done, we’ll see. I also have a little comic panel piece for a SoN scene in the works but hhhhhhh-

Also the Octavian one is… probably gonna be re-worked? I like having these pictures as a way to reference my designs for the characters (the Larry one I drew way back when is great). But I’m still working out how I want Octavian to Octavian so uh- yeah. Maybe his siblings will get something one day, like names.

Also tomorrow marks the day I’m forcing myself to sit down and read through the Dark prophecy (as much as I can get through, hopefully all of it because I know I can finish that book in a day *I did it with SoN and tLT to what’s one more?*) and that means Lit stuff.

I love the silly goofy goober. Also maybe Oracle things? The setup for things like Dadonna was interesting and maybe possibly I’ll try my hand at our villains for this arc (I don’t know but ToA Nero has a HOLD on me. Purely just for how silly goofy in the worst way but he like ahfoaksnejak- so excited to see Caligula and Commodus :3)

Or I’ll give up everything and then there will be probably Harley something. Or stuff about the Augurculanum because Octavian so deserved to have one and it’s so weird that he didn’t like omg-

[spencerreidswhore187]

No comment. Just this scene.

"Very slowly, using only two fingers, Annabeth drew her dagger. Instead of dropping it, she tossed it as far as she could into the water. Octavian made a squeaking sound. ‘What was that for? I didn’t say toss it! That could’ve been evidence. Or spoils of war!’ Annabeth tried for a dumb-blonde smile, like: Oh, silly me. Nobody who knew her would have been fooled. But Octavian seemed to buy it. He huffed in exasperation. ‘You other two …’ He pointed his blade at Hazel and Piper. ‘Put your weapons on the dock. No funny bus–’ All around the Romans, Charleston Harbor erupted like a Las Vegas fountain putting on a show. When the wall of seawater subsided, the three Romans were in the bay, spluttering and frantically trying to stay afloat in their armour. Percy stood on the dock, holding Annabeth’s dagger. ‘You dropped this,’ he said, totally poker-faced."

[baronmpontmercy]

save me dream guardian alexander save me

[brother-emperors]

Oh BOY your answer to the whole Mark Antony, Brutus, mistress, mess made me think about Mark Antony simply being used as a stand-in by everyone, Fulvia, Cleopatra, in some au somewhere even Agrippa 😭

for me, Mark Antony is too much of a shrewd business man in matters of both politics and sex to be used as a stand in without being on board with it (which would make him a business partner over a tragic stand in), but I know there are emotionally tragic Mark Antony enjoyers out there who will enjoy turning this around in their head while thinking of Richard Burton's performance as Antony