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meirl
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When I see people throwing their trash in a recycling bin
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Person A: “Is it a bad idea for me to ask why exactly you’re covered in blood?”
Person B: “Probably.”
Person A: “Fair enough.”
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I hate when people interpret my social anxiety as though I'm trying too hard to be "cool" or something. Like it's a vaguely amusing but mostly annoying phase I'm going through. I hate that I get made fun of for it. That people laugh at me for it. It's not funny at all to me.
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I love the part of the internet where a bunch of socially awkward insane geniuses come together to take over the world.
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Area 51 is full of Ewoks. Change my mind.
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Hello I'm new here and I'm definitely human. In fact I live on Earth in a neighborhood in America called Area 51. Again, I'm definitely human
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