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Pile 1 : surrender to the now.

being at one with yourself, at peace with yourself, the things you've done, the actions that brought you here, the things you cannot control, the doubt within yourself, trying to speed up time and race to the next thing that could bring fast happiness / fast results but not a long lasting fufillment. Surrender to the now and embrace the beauty around you to help enrich your soul on a deeper, meaningul level to renergize your being and help you to feel that is needed right now. Allow the peace within and the peace around you flow to help you see more clearly, hear things differently, let the connection of peace help you atain a higher level for you to move forward. You may need more rest, time away from your phone, time away from certain people / going within to find your own answers. Going in nature more. Listen to what is being shown to you. Mother earth is trying to teach you, slowing down is okay. Having a connection to the self is important. How you connect to yourself is important. I feel like you guys may be feel stuck or in a constant state of i need to fight this to push thru / past this obstable in your current place and its not working the way you thought / wanted. Slow down, there is no rush. Nature doesnt rush, yet everything is accomplished. 🌿🧸

Pile 2 : you may resonate with pile3.

You may be working thru yo past / past experiences or having this epiphany how the past has effected you + how you see where the past fits into your current life. You may be Fighting this internal battle between feeling like you need to do something vs feeling like youre not accomplishing anything. ~ Challange yourself more to do things you want to do, some of you may have some big ideas that could be helpful to the future of others and your future. Remember you are limitless, fear is an illusion. 🌀 dont let yourself get too caught up in that illusion 🧸

Pile 3: you may resonate with pile2.

Surrendering to the act of change / creation. you may be wondering where you fit into in your own life, where you fit into others / familys lives, where you want to go. Who you want to be to the outside world. all of those things are pretty big things to think about / change all in one day. In the mix of feeling more inspired and enthused about being more outside of your lane a bit, you may be feeling that it may be more difficult than you thought. Whether youre stuck from a thought pattern that doesnt help, if you feel like you dont want to fit in you'd rather do your own thing in a completly different direction than everyone else, have different thoughts and ideas but feel alone or just don't know how to move on your own, allow yourself some help, thats cool too :) allow yourself to take some time to create, change and feel happy within said changes. Sometimes we need to be creative in the world we shape, learn, re learn, the world within ourselves. Look within to see what you need right now in order to get closer to where you want to go💓✨ 🧸

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WHAT WILL YOU LOOK LIKE IN 5 YEARS?

This is a general reading based on a collective of people. Take what resonates and leave what doesn’t. If you don’t feel the pile resonates with you, don’t be scared to try another, if it still doesn’t feel right, that’s ok! Maybe our energies aren’t as connected and my readings are not for you.

I do these strictly for fun and educational purposes. I do not charge for these readings, and I do not fake readings. I would tell you the cards I get for the readings, but I pull like 15-20 cards each reading and that is just slightly a strenuous task to write them all down lmao.

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I asked my spirit guides what you will look like in 5 years time, pick a picture to find out what they had to say!

PILE 1

Golly gosh, my sweet pile number 1’s, I must tell you the cards I got for this.

2 of pentacles, 8 of cups, 4 of cups, Moon, Page of cups, Tower, 10 of swords, High priestess, 2 of wands, Queen of swords, 5 of pentacles, Lovers.

We’re a little bit hectic over here if you can’t already tell. I wouldn’t say this is anything to worry about however.

Starting off! I feel that your physical appearance is going to change a lot during this era of your life, whether that be you go through a bunch of phases, try new things, receive procedures etc. I feel that a lot of you may feel stagnant in how you look during this time, you may find that you’re right on the cusp of looking how you want, but are struggling to get there. Some of you may begin to notice features of your own mother poking through, others may start to look more mature and possibly take on a more maternal appearance — this could be seen in having a little more maturity to your body perhaps after childbirth, or even just beginning to put your appearance on the back burner if you have kids that must take the forefront of your mind.

I have a feeling that a lot of you will go through a major glow up around this time, which is great, however! The motivation will arise around some sort of betrayal or major shake up like heartbreak, whatever it is will instantly get you feeling like you need to take more care of yourself, and becoming much brighter and just looking happier because of it.

The change in your appearance during this time will certainly mark a new beginning and major change in your life, it will really be that first step to a fresh start.

You may begin taking more care of your body, and specially your skin, perhaps spending more money on the highest review products, or just even investing in some long term serums that you know work wonders for your skin. (Please be careful with how much you spend on this stuff lol, you can definitely find cheaper stuff with amazing properties if you look hard enough) This could also imply that many of you will begin working out and eating healthier around this time as well, ensuring that your self care is the top of your priorities.

And finally, our lovers. Now I would say this will bring a new love opportunity to you, but when I first thought this card was present, it was actually the king of wands that caught my eye in the middle of the deck. You’re going to love yourself a lot more, love looking at yourself in the mirror, and just overall feeling more like yourself. You will love who you have become. Good luck my lovelies, get that beauty on!

Physical features: Intense eyes/eye makeup, wearing lots of black and mysterious colours, becoming skinnier or leaner, muscle building could be applicable, stubborn features you can’t quite get rid of (perhaps a bit of flab on your thighs, something that just makes you look more mature, still hot as hell by the way), some of you may stop shaving for a period of time, black hair, spiky jewellery, silver jewellery, cold toned makeup, clothes, gems etc.

PILE 2

Hello my pile number 2’s, how’s it going? Starting off strong we already have the two of cups, so I’m sure this appearance will be highly negated by the status of your relationships, specially those that we deem romantic. I’m seeing that during this time you are trying different things and may even be getting advice from family and friends about what to wear or what things to CONSCIOUSLY consume — I cannot stress it enough that money is big talk here, I need you to be very aware on what you’re spending your coins for, I wouldn’t recommend any expensive surgeries that could end up going wrong, specially lip injections/filler.

Anywho! You could be being very intentional about the way you appear, perhaps with ensuring you do enough research into new products before purchasing them, or even investing in a personal dermatologist, colour coordinator, personal trainer etc — it’s all very well thought out.

Your glow up, if there is one, may be motivated by some sort of competition, so perhaps just ensure you don’t get too deep into all of that. Knight of pentacles appears twice here, so I’m definitely getting the message that you will be investing a lot of time and effort into your appearance, liking the way you look could be a long time coming.

You’ll have a lot of tips to share with people around this time for sure.

God damn it, I flipped the deck for more info and we got the tower. Ok! Dramatic changes. PLEASE BE CAREFUL WITH PROCEDURES!!! I really feel like this is something I need to say with all seriousness. You go for lip filler, you’re coming out with sausages glued to the absence of your lips, also heavy chance you can get scammed when trying to get something done. I would absolutely not recommend any plastic surgery of that kind — however you can get away with waxing (I’m specially getting your bikini line lmao), eyebrows threaded, hair done professionally, professional makeup, nails etc — that’s all fine, but I’m getting a really big feeling to tell you to avoid any plastic surgery, specially if you’re from the UK.

I’m being told you need to embrace your natural features, things that you’ve hidden before can be very alluring when you learn how to harness them. A lot of you may look young for you age, honestly embrace it, you’re going to look twenty at fifty, and the rest of the world will sag, so good on you!

Physical features: doe eyes/very loving expressions, unconventional features that make people look twice (perhaps drawing on moles, or not covering up already existing ones), you could thrift most of your clothes (and get really good at it), may lean into more blues for colours, spending a fair bit money on accessories or hair/makeup etc, whimsical clothes, wearing reds/red lipstick, leaning more into the traditional looks from your culture.

PILE 3

Hello my wonderful pile number 3’s! Ok firstly, this is YOUR time for real, if you grew up without being conventionally attractive, this is your justice coming straight in and giving you that unthinkable glow up. Now this won’t be entirely easy, you will have to put in a fair amount of effort to receive this effortless look, which is fairly ironic given the name. Anyways, I’m seeing the need to take control and allow yourself to focus on your own appearance, people may tell you “looks aren’t everything” or “personality matters the most,” and while they are not far off, it’s not hard to assume they grew up with the privilege you yourself may have not been lucky enough to hold badge of. As it always goes, money is of the essence here, and you may need to spend a fair amount to get that look you desire — obviously do it with a conscious consumer mindset, and don’t go overboard.

I’m seeing that you may join a community of sorts, like a subreddit with the best tips, or perhaps confide in a super cool witch that makes bank off people requesting beauty spells — something of the sort anyways. The people you meet through this community, whatever it is, will help guide you to harnessing your best potential. Now I will say that you may meet some that are a little misguided or too deep into it all, so be aware of what you consume and who you listen to, ensure it’s all ethical and worth your while.

Some of you may actually have to have a glow up for work, like it could be something so minute like having to do something nice with your hair, or having to wear a specific uniform that will just make it all pop and you will receive an abundance of compliments and attention. I’m also getting the message that you could have a new job with/or new uniform that like lowkey makes your eyes pop and you have that moment of realisation to what colours work the best for you.

My main message however is to make sure you don’t lose yourself in echo chambers that end up spewing shit about lookmaxxing or some weird ass phrenology. Like please be aware lol, I’m sure you’ll be fine.

Physical features: Looking intimidating or unapproachable, looking more expensive, glow up that will 100% make people wonder how the hell you did it, appearance change through work (new uniform, hair, makeup), wise appearance, type of person someone sees once and never again but always thinks of, wearing warm palettes (yellow, orange, red, brown), tired/experienced eyes, thrifting clothes/making something old look new

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No contact situation. What will happen?

(it's a general reading, only take what's resonates)

Pile 1

Oh this can be an up and down connection. This person will probably write you soon, you will talk a lot (again). They are very attracted to you. But after they pull back again, and than contact you again. After this period, your relationship will grow, you can be a couple, and everything is good for a while. But after either they became hot and cold again, or you will face a difficulty in the connection. And you need to choose. They will probably grow and change, so most of you, it's not like they are pushing you away anymore, but they have a wall, and it's hard to reach their deep feelings. So you should know that, and decide if you can/want to deal with this or not.

Pile 2

It's strange, because it feels like there are emotions and care for each other, but still there are secrets or lies. It can be a third party situation, and this person comes up with excuses why they can't leave their partner or why you can't be officially together just yet. Even if it feels like you are a good match, if you are in this situation, this probably won't worth it. They will break your heart, and you really deserve better! They seems like they live in a fantasyland, they think they can have multiple partners and they can get away with their lies. They don't take responsibility for their actions at all.

Pile 3

You maybe had a fight or a misunderstanding and you don't talk now. This will continue for a while, but you both think about each other, and probably overthinking a lot. There are regrets here definitely. One day you can meet somewhere where you are with your friends or if it's an online connection, than maybe on a forum/comment section randomly. This will be only a short encounter, but it's like a break through, you will talk again. Someone can apologise. You can be a couple, it seems a very passionate relationship. Maybe you need to do some balancing/juggling in some aspects, but this connection can really work.

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What people with 5th/7th and 11th house placements mean by "hangout with their friends":

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And...... I wil kill myself someday....

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Bitch I be writing curses and spells for who in the God knows what.

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Fuck yourself and give it some time. Just because you love projecting grammatical and spelling errors in my posts and loooooooooove to spiritually dry me out. I will wait for the day AI becomes costly for y'all.

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National Flag of Future Spouse

analysis only aplicable if cross cultural marriage potential is present in the chart

[Edited version]

For the past few weeks I've been in contact with my biggest Guru who has been showing me knew perspectives and yesterday he showed me something which I never heard of. I had to ask for his approval to share this technique here because it is something which he discovered and applied for so long. Thankfully he wasn't against it because I really believe this is an amazing discovery. If you have the desire or an intuitive feeling that you might get married to someone of a different culture/someone from foreign lands especially if indicators in the birth chart are present but you are wondering where they will come from this is a very good technique which strongly relies on symbolic Astrology.

First look closely to your Venus (for a wife) or Jupiter (for a husband). Look in which Nakshatra your Venus/Jupiter is placed in and the ruling planet of that Nakshatra. The planet that is the ruler of your Venus or Jupiters Nakshatra will tell you about the prominent color of their national flag.

Sun Nakshatras indicate golden/yellow/very bright orange tones.

Moon Nakshatras indicate white (and blue).

Mercury Nakshatras indicates multi-colored theme I have seen this with flags which consist of more than 2~3 colors.

Venus Nakshatras indicates deeper and earthier orange tones like terracotta/copper/brown colors.

Mars Nakshatras indicates red/-ish colors (pink if there are any nations which have pink on their flag).

Jupiter Nakshatras indicates green colors.

Saturn Nakshatras indicates greys and black.

Rahu Nakshatras actually indicates blue because it represents the sky and it also can represent rare colors such as purples and pinks.

Ketu Nakshatras indicates black and dark browns.

Mind you these color indicators are speficically for the flags. This has nothing to do with skin/hair colors, that is a completely different topic and works different. This here is only applicable for flag analysis.

Next look also at the Nakshatra of your 7th lord and Darakaraka planet. Here again you need to look at the ruling planet of that Nakshatra, this will give you much further hints about any type of elements on their national flag, such as symbolizms/motives. For example if the 7th lord planet is placed in a Nakshatra which is ruled by the Sun for example like Uttara Ashadha, there could be a literal Sun symbol on the flag. For the Moon as the Nakshatra lord it would be a Moon symbol on the flag. For Venus as the Nakshatra lord it would be a star symbol on the flag. For Mercury as the Nakshatra lord it would be geometrical shapes, duality motives or even many little details/patterns. For Mars as the Nakshatra lord there could be swords or blades depicted on the flag. For Jupiter as the Nakshatra lord it would be any nature related symbols like trees/leaves/animals. For Saturn ruled Nakshatras it would be any traditional symbols/motifs/scriptures. For Rahu ruled Nakshatras it would be mystical/unconventional symbols or even mystical creatures. For Ketu ruled Nakshatras it would be any type of religious/holy symbols or scriptures. Here you need to be careful if there are any exact overpowering conjuctions of Rahu/Ketu with the 7th lord/Darakaraka planet, because these two can strongly influence the symbolisms/depictions on the flag and create an entire different twist to it. But only as long as it's an exact conjunction, means 0~1 degrees.

But like I already said, this is only for the case if a foreign spouse is indicated in the chart or if it is a usual thing in a persons family dynamic to marry outside the own culture. If not, this technique will not work, it won't give any useful results.

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I know this post was very cut short and not as aesthetically created as my usual posts but I will edit all of that later on. I just wanted to share it with you guys as soon as I got the approval. I will edit it later on.

Hopefully I could explain it well and this technique can help many of you further.

Have a good day. 🪐

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Is it just me or does everybody feels this weird energy out in the open?

Like I just decide to this tarot reading and it felt like something was off, I really couldn't name it, it scared me for, Like it was existing, but it wasn't there at the same time. It felt so bad, like the way I can silence the stupid lizard in my head when I'm in my room versus when Iam out in the open, is just so relieving, and now this beast is all alone, left free to do its own thing. Now the werdest 3

9 of cups upright, , everything's alright, let it flow stop trying so hard nine ig vypdin reverces

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Truth be told, nearly everything I do, all my daily habits, are so that I can have really good sex even when I'm in my 90s. All the meditation (evolving my mind), stretching, juicing, pilates, hot yoga, opening my heart, pole, aerial, and belly dance, and resting (getting into bed early) and the like are so that my orgasmic range can be available to me 40 years from now. Sexual energy is some of the most "healing energy," so I always want to access those magical gifts as long as my soul is living inside a human body. -India Ame'ye, Author

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I AM A FORMER SEX WORKER FOR ELITES AND I NEED TO VENT THIS OUT

Iam a former sex worker, not anymore. Life has been rough for me yes, but I was able to get by through those means once upon a time in my life. Now that my life's back to normal and I ain't doing that shit anymore. I gotta, put some things out here. First of all I need to make a confession I was curious about Lilly Phillips and saw her 1000 men challenge video freely available on a corn site and now I need to take this off of my chest. Her facial expressions literally reminded me of the time when I was a sex worker and felt nothing but graped and disrespected. I am sorry to whoever supports this woman in the name of encouraging women empowerment. Also sorry to anyone who thinks I am totally against her, I am in some ways yes, but I have seen the miserable part of life, and I don't mind using good looks or whatever advantage you have for a pot luck of money. So yeah some ways I understand the use of sex work as a means to survive miserability using lustful yet rich idiots.

Now about her, this is just my opinion but I think she's mentally ill. I saw her face, after she slept with 100 men, during the time she was 1000 men. I think she's a dumb womanchild with no sense whatsoever understanding on what she's even doing with her life. Cause there's no way you will show me that face and tell me that she loved it other than all of it being nothing more than her literally emulating the the energy, thoughts, ideas and negative stereotypes being projected onto her. She let's people in her emotions easily. Idk if you know or understand this or not, but sex workers are almost desensitized to feeling love or trusting the person in front of them enough to let them in on our emotions enough to let them manipulate our emotions. There are many young women in this industry who are fucking so young, they are adults yet they don't know how to regulate their emotions much like many 9-5 adults who work in a corporate. But the difference in here this line of work is very dangerous, atleast for me it was cause I wasn't doing for onlyfans but for survival. Hers is less scary, I accept it, but its still harmful for her mind, and mental space up there.

Can someone fucking tell me what is happening to alll these young people these days? Are we all moving towards the Age of retardation, from kids glued to Cocomelon almost hypnotized by it to teens not knowing how to write an essay without chatgpt to adults who as a byproduct of this system are not only emotionally unstable but fucking demented to a point and extent that they have to resort to all types of taboo shit to feel something or some sort of emotion in life by illiciting a reaction out of others (this reaction can be in the form of likes and subscribes in this day and age of social media). Why? Why do all you require is validation and attention (and you the person reading this isn't exempt from this either, as you too maybe not all of you, but many of you could have tried some way or the other to illicit a like or share or comment from others, or were expecting or desiring it at some point)So why are we as society prioritising getting reaction out of other people, sometimes good reactions (like) sometimes bad reactions (a bad comment) and I am calling them reactions cause these pieces of information would take some time to process if they were verbally said, but in you guys faces this information comes as a cluster of info with a bing and as your brain starts getting habituated to it, you become hungry and addicted for other people's reactions to your content

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