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super hyperfixated rn on amongus of all things. little bean guys :(

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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

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sorry guys i got a bf and all my time is dedicated to being obsessed w my malewife

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Reblog to give the one you reblogged this from species euphoria

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Wolf therian culture is bursting into tears while watching wolf documentaries where packs are shown (especially big ones) because you just WANT THIS SO BAD PLEASEEE

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HEY THERIANS!!!

Reblog if you wouldn’t mind compliments based around your theriotype(s)! :D

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whats the best starter gender

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‘If youre really an animal why are you a human’ ridiculous question. I am a bearer of The Curse. Obviously

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Hell yeah im T4T 😎💪 (therian 4 therian)

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To my future partner (/mate),

Not only do I feast on chicken like I haven’t eaten in weeks, but I will unapologetically clean the bones of all edible meat until I deem it finished to my standards.

I will be touchy. I’m talking hugs and some possible biting (you’ve been warned). I am good with knowing when enough is enough but anytime you need affection, watch out, I won’t leave you alone.

I’m an animal, I have tendencies to express emotions like one when allowed to. This is includes but is not limited to growls, howls, squeaks, barks, chitters, and more.

I collect little things that mean more to me than you may think. My love language is giving gifts. Your pockets will be full of rocks, doodles, pop tabs, and your favorite candies. It is not my fault if you get cavities from all the treats.

We WILL make forts, have picnics, watch movies, and make art together. I will almost always want to do something with you, even if it’s just existing in the same house.

I will protect you like a dog protects it’s owner and treat you like the wonderful being you are. I will bite those who treat you any lesser than that.

You’ve. Been. Warned.

<3

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me when I lay my head on my partner and feel content

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bat wings 🍂🦇

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sometimes my mom asks why im walking weird

last, thats my 'im totally a human, pls trus' walk

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Liking posts is like touching them with your snout, and reblogging them is like dragging it back to your den.

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ULTIMATE KINKIST‼️‼️

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"READ MY DNI" no. use your block button like an adult. i'm not scrolling through the many-paragraphs-long pinned posts of every blog i reblog something from. if you insist certain types of people aren't welcome in the notes of your posts then it's your responsibility to curate that. or choose a closed social media platform like facebook or instagram. or go and live in a barn away from humanity if you really don't like sharing the world with people who are different from you