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Hey!

I noticed I haven't seen any notifications from you for a while, I hope you're ok ❤️

hello hello lovely - there has been a LOT going on in liz land recently so i logged out for a lil break BUT i love you very very much for checking in my gorgeous midge, i hope things are good with you 💛

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writers and artists will go "this isn't good enough." my brother in christ, you're creating something new out of nothing and expressing yourself creatively. your productivity and unrealistic standards of perfection do not define you or the worth of your art. you're doing great.

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The thing about flip phones is they would cover the screen when not in use which was good for safety because nowdays the internet demons can escape through the screen into the real world when you’re not looking because nobody seals the portal anymore

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If so, what is it?

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people bullying other people on tumblr is crazy like babe you’re a fucking loser too why else would you be here

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Reminder: If you have no voter ID, apply for a postal vote.

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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

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John Carpenter's The Thang

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the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone

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likes to cast reblog to charge

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idk if it’s the mental illness but sharing literally any information feels like oversharing. i’ll be like “i skipped breakfast this morning” and immediately im like “i might as well have told them where i buried the money”

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mr sandman

man me a sand

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i had a dream last night that kermit the frog died. it was on the news "kermit the frog, aged 96, has passed away peacefully in his sleep"

i turned to my mom like "how does that even work, he's a puppet?" she got really mad at me and said through tears "now's not the time, the frog JUST died. show some respect."

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The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

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"i don't like rap" "i don't like country" "i don't like jazz" "i don't like disco" OPEN YR EARS & YR HEART!!!! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!

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The four penguins from Madagascar are, somehow, isekaied in the middle of the clone wars