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who wants to hear about my camboy billy lenz au

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Y'all are pussies if I wrote my kink shit here you'd kill me. Shot on sight. I'd be exiled. But I might do it anyways LOL

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me zoning out in the middle of a conversation, thinking about getting dicked down by michael myers:

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Nsft Primal Asks [18+]

1. Are you into predator/prey dynamic?

2. What monster/creatures would you like to fuck?

3. What monster/creatures would you like to be?

4. What does it feel like to be primal? Do you act differently?

5. Do you enjoy making nests?

6. Do you like dressing the part? (Horns/ears/tail/etc)

7. Do you like growling / any other nonverbal communication ?

8. Favourite way to mark your partner/be marked?

9. Size difference?

10. Werewolves or demons ?

11. Do you like breeding?

12. Do you like knotting?

13. What’s your favourite kind of monster cock?

14. Do you like oviposition?

15. Do you like scratching/biting?

16. Do you think it’s hot when your partner is possessive?

17. Any cnc fantasies involving monsters?

18. Tentacles?

19. Do you like feline/barbed cocks?

20. Would you want to be with a monster romantically?

21. What’s the biggest monster you’d fuck?

22. What’s the most uncommon monster you’d fuck?

23. Do you prefer more humanoid monsters or more beastly monsters?

24. Any monster crushes from any media?

25. Do you like a/b/o dynamic ?

26. Do you like heats/ruts?

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HI, I LOST THE ASK, I SUCK, HERE’S BILLY LENZ + DIRTY TALKING FOR ANON

“You bitch-pig,” he blubbers, above you — hands splayed flat over the pillow on either side of your face.

He’s smaller than you thought he was gonna be, over the phone. (Maybe his big fucking mouth makes up for it.) Not that you mind: it keeps the sailing smooth when you cover his hands with your own, when you guide them to your throat so he can choke you out while he’s bouncing on your lap.

It’s for him, obviously. Seems like he’d like it. You’re cocky — you stick your tongue out and he spits on it, licks his teeth, peels his lips back to bear them. “Little dick. Rotten cunt,” dirty nails digging into the chords of your neck. You grip his wrists, stroke the pads of your thumbs along the veiny insides of his forearms. Billy shudders, hisses: “You can’t even fuck Billy. You can’t fuck Billy right because you don’t have a fat cock. You can’t fuck Billy because you’re a bitch. Because Billy can’t even feel you. Because y—”

You snap your hips up into him hard enough to CLAP! against his ass; his whine breaks high in his throat and he lets go of you just to cover his mouth with his hands.

“Yeah?” Gritty, husky from the pressure he’d put down on your windpipe — it doesn’t stop you from talking back. “Billy can’t take it, huh? Billy’s all bark? Billy’s my little bitch. Isn’t he. Yeah. Mine —” You wind down, rock back up, fill him suddenly — “All mine.”

If you could guarantee his silence without being bitten, you’d put your fingers in his mouth. (Not a good idea, though. Learned that last time, after a tetanus shot.) Instead, you roll him — rip your dick out, flip the little shit onto his belly and sink back in, bracing your fists against the bend of his back.

“Yuhhnnggh,” the moaner moans, not so lippy after all.

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My sweet little devil. 1900s (probably, french) erotic postcard

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I’d throw it back for Brahms Heelshire

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For monster day, could we get a little piece about the Predator with a more dominant partner?

“Hey,” you murmur, carding your fingers through the tendrils crowning his skull. “You’re okay?”

He wouldn’t tell you he was nervous, even if he’d been capable of saying it out loud. You know he is by the rigidity of his spine, and how he sits beneath you with his arms folded, and his legs crossed at the thigh — something you remedy by sliding your hands down his body to pry his knees apart, settling between them. You know he is because when you do this, he turns his head aside, refusing to look you in the eye; his mandibles roll against one another, chest out, belly drawn in.

You lift his legs by the ankles and he shudders — talons curling in — clicking and chattering a meager protest from somewhere in the back of his throat.

He hasn’t stopped you.

(But he hasn’t said yes, either.)

“You don’t have to let me do this.” You say it with your nails tracing the insides of his powerful thighs, scratching up and down the crease of pelvic bone. You grip his hips hard enough to make him look at you, and finally, he nods.

“Yes?” — he nods again — “Yeah,” soft, affirmative, just as you press your thumb into his body; feel the tremors rolling through him from the inside-out.

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billy x brahms camboy au where billy is a camboy and brahms is a loyal follower and kills freaks on his stream xoxo

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me and my sorta boyfriend are gonna get a strap and im gonna peg him goals 💞

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Monsterfuckers who only wanna fuck either vampires or werewolves are the vanillas of the monsterfucker world.

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I am back baby, and I wont hold back this october

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Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.

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AMAZON KNOWS WHATS FUCKING UP!!!!

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no one:

brahms:

thats all

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He’s behaving, OKAY? Geez…

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Sooo, last nigth i dreamt that Brahms had an OnlyFans and a youtube channel, and i was one of his biggests simps, he was so sweet in camera, and THE ONLY FANS BRUH, he had pictures being domminat and sumissive i was like: "please never wake up, please."

And this was me seeing his photos on his OnlyFans: