#thinking...

[sai-int]

au where reader, feeling lonely, splurges on a sex android to keep her company in her lonely little home. two weeks later, it arrives at her door in a human-sized box, and she decides to name it johnny.

she's stunned by how lifelike he is—his skin is unexpectedly warm, his cum has an actual taste, and he somehow remembers more about her preferences each time they fuck. and yet, she only bought the cheapest model, not the advanced one.

about a week and a half later, she heads to her building's recycling room, a task she usually assigns to johnny, but he's already out getting groceries. thats when she sees it: an android, mangled and contorted, shoved into the plastics bin. the model looks eerily familiar. like johnny, but not quite. it's not until she takes a close look that she realizes something is horribly wrong

[onabisworld]

Something thats really funny 2 me? Bill and Ford check nearly every box in the textbook abusive relationship.

Lying, gaslighting, emotional manipulation, mental abuse, coercion, physical abuse, isolating from loved ones, threatening to leave as a form of control, lovebombing, "nobody else will love you like i do" —every box checked. Every box except☝️cheating apparently !

[predestinatos]

if daniel ricciardo dislikes women noise so much why did he crash his car to give us this? much to think about

[bonsiii-art]

Okay i was doing trophy race with longan dragon because why the heck not? I have their slin, i love them and i wish they can come to kingdom immediately BUT.

I remembered this

And then i got this moment

And thought "What if this wasn't any normal baby dragon but it's LONGAN DRAGON THEMSELVES AS A CHILD?!

Like yeah i know, maybe MAYBE when they were young they didn't look like cookies but i remembered Snapdragon who can imitate cookies tho they JUST hatched!! So millennial tree decided to bring longan as a kid to the ADULT them to see each other.

millennial tree DOES have the power of time just like timekeeper cookie, he's basically a god just like her.

So here's the question: why bringing baby longan as some last result or help?

Well i thought in the beginning "what if it was a way to see and know why longan hates cookies? Yes they exist but pitaya, pineapple and lotus likes them.. And after multiple updates the 4th one joined in" until i thought of something extra "Longan is longan despite how old they are.. And the person who can help defeat longan is... LONGAN themselves!

So by - pardon me for using this cruel word - manipulate or "convince" kid longan to help the gingier-gang + dragons. They stand a chance to turn the table around longan and break out of the realm without millennial tree interfering more!

ASDFGHHJ breaking out the red string!! >XD The baby from the egg being literally baby Longan would be insane (⊙ˍ⊙) Turning that baby against Longan would be a real fight-fire-with-fire moment as well as be semi-hilarious?? Like damn, even your younger self doesn't fk with you HSDFGHJKL

That'll still prolly happen whether or not the baby is Longan but it's still kinda funny :P

You did bring up something that stood out to me: The baby is in cookie form and Longan sees this newborn as the ultimate "true seed"... we already know what they feel about cookies, weak pests invading their precious world, so why is the culmination of their vision... a cookie? ◉_◉ I wonder if Longan messed up-?

[helsex-moved]

big fan off ships where the devotion fully consuming . unhealthy even . to them love is synonymous with devouring, tearing the other apart, because how much closer can you get to a person than when your teeth and claws are sunk into them? hurting eachother is not a possibility but an inevitability but neither will be the first to disengage

[mellohiizz]

Hi I love ur genderbent Lifesteal so much.. please do parrot and wifies or parrot and spoke 🙏🙏🙏🙏

the people want more girls, so i deliver.

[igneousfluid]

Hear me out-

This but Camille, Marat and Danton in that order.

[phonedidion]

do u guys ever think about how mark scout literally took the miracle move-on drug and the effects were literally temporary and that's his whole character arc and he's stuck in an endless february because its always winter in kier and all his innie's mornings are mondays because he only knows work

[hedonisticwomen]

PIT GIRL THEORIES INSTALLMENT ONE

thinking lots of thoughts right now!

rewatching yellowjackets and this is probably something a bunch of people noticed but is something i noticed for the first time.

after we see pit girl fall into the hole we get a shot of jackie's necklace

spoilers for yellowjackets (heavy on season three) below the cut!

if you are anything like me my first watch of yellowjackets it never really struck me that pit girl dies during the winter. throughout season one is the big build up towards the winter and how the girls are going to survive it. i expected pit girl's death to happen during season two or early season three. though with the time skip into spring i originally thought that maybe it would be a flashback. though currently we havent seen or heard much of what happened after the cabin burned. then i remembered that the girls were stranded for nineteen months.

saying or even reading nineteen months doesnt necessarily carry the weight of how long that is, a whole year and an additional seven months. im not entirely sure of this but i dont believe we have seen the girls a year into the wilderness yet. in the timeline we could be coming up on the one year mark. so im suspecting we will see the girls experience another winter. the winter where pit girl will die, when even more shit will go down. "i think shit is gonna get a lot worse out here."

after we see pit girl fall into the hole we get a shot of jackie's necklace, presumably pit girl was wearing it. so far in the show everyone who wears jackie's necklace seems to receive some sort of protection. shauna during the plane crash, nat when she was going to be sacrificed, and now coach ben before being executed. though this protection obviously did not work for pit girl. going on from now the people who wear jackie's necklace are very important to see who is pit girl. as of season three episode six we see nat take jackie's necklace off of ben's body. however we don't know where it goes after that, presumably shauna since she's the new leader.

my top three guesses for pit girl are robin, mari, and hannah. they all have the same dark hair as pit girl and again to the latest episode i've seen as of writing this none of them get out of the woods alive.

though im not too convinced its mari. the scene of mari being chased by shauna is very telling to it not being her. mari being the bait and obviously mimicking pit girl's mannerisms could all just be a fake out on the show's part and she's really pit girl. or mari really could have been the decoy for pit girl.

going into a little more of mari as the decoy. during her chase with shauna during the game she is injured (shauna biting her) even though she was the decoy. i think that its possible that mari is injured during the hunt. or her life is threatened for the hunt. just like she was threatened in this newest episode by shauna. if mari doesnt catch hannah mari will die, "[if melissa dies you die]"

with hannah i'm more convinced its her. i'm guessing they have a hunt for her and they chase her like they did to shauna in season two of the adult timeline.

though under shauna's rule (which i personally believe will be catastrophic to the group) certain terms of a "usual" hunt will be dismissed. since shauna has become more and more cruel so will the "typical" things they do. we saw shauna jump for a chance at hurting someone. the way her faced seemed to contort with pleasure when lottie killed the frog guy. her anger has become something she can no longer control and it is taking over her. she wants blood and she wants the other girls to spill blood too. so this hunt for pit girl will be especially gruesome.

[puck-luck]

Vampire Jack come find me

[st4rpower]

so what if i said i want to get him pregnant!

[phxntmhv]

Why is there only one dragon? Where is the overblot phantom?

[countingstars-17]

the open suit 😵‍💫

[mentalmilkshakes]

Please take all my suffering..triple it and give it to people that say mean shit about my favorite bands..

[itsthebiting]

armand playing rashid in dubai as a kind of test of whether daniel remembers their past vs. gemma as ms casey as a test of whether she or mark s remember theirs