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kate makes the near fatal mistake of buying yelena an ushanka once because she found it funny but kate woke up the next day with the hat and a knife instead of yelena

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kate gets new soundproof headphones and manages to miss someone breaking into the apartment and yelena hitting him in the balls with an arrow because she was so in the zone to michael jackson

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kate keeps mentioning that is « talking to the man in the mirror » and Yelena is immediately offended that kate is speaking to a MAN and also then removes all the mirrors in their house because yelena is not trying to risk anyone being there even behind kate’s expensive mirror over the bed

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kate goes through her ska phase again and yelena just slowly grows increasingly worried as their house keeps getting more checkered things around it

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kate makes watermelon helmets for lucky and fanny and yelena just sighs for a while when she sees them becauss she had only been out for 5 minutes

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kate and yelena go on a romantic cruise but 2 hours in kate finds out she gets very seasick and yelena spends the next 2 weeks trying to buy as many tablets as she can

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yelena and kate take edibles once and kate isn’t sure if she sees yelena eat anything other than mac n cheese all day

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the first time yelena says that she loves kate, kate immediately starts bawling while yelena is just stood there not knowing what to do until kate says it’s the first time anyone has said that to her in years whilst Yelena is considering calling for an ambulance because surely no one has that much water in their body

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yelena is complaining about the elevator in the apartment being broken so kate in all her decides to install a fireman pole all 65 stories down which does not make carrying groceries upstairs easier for yelena

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yelena discovers marie kondo to try and declutter the apartment and within 5 minutes kate has asked yelena where her lucky socks are 4 times and she doesn’t have the heart to tell kate that they honestly just went out the window

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yelena finds out kate has a tumblr blog dedicated to making posts about funny things yelena does and kate is expecting to wake up to a knife next to her but instead finds out that yelena started one about kate

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kate and yelena try golf and while kate has played before and is following course etiquette, yelena has adopted an approach she named « hit it and hope »

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kate starts hanging cling film between the door frames to try and trick yelena to walk into it but kate is left perplexed as to why she doesn’t fall for it until she realises she put it all at above yelenas height

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kate is humming the lyrics to last resort by papa roach and yelena is growing increasingly worried and wondering if she needs to book a psych evaluation for kate

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yelena comes back from a mission and hears very Suspicious noises coming from her and kate’s room so yelena all but sprints to investigate only to find kate just really enjoying a burger

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while moving upstate, kate and yelena quickly find out that lucky gets very carsick in the back so within an hour of starting driving, yelena has demoted kate to the back seat and is getting glares from fanny

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kate tells yelena to make a playlist for what she calls « fun times » which yelena heavily misunderstands and in the heat of the moment kate presses play and the vibe immediately dies as music makes you lose control starts playing