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kate and yelena go to an outdoor festival but right as they sit down it starts raining and yelena manages to pull two ponchos out of thin air for her and kate out of one of her 200 pockets

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kate and yelena go on holiday to amsterdam but forget about time zones so are very confused when it appears they’ve only travelled for an hour or two

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kate and yelena get really into the great british bake-off and try to start making all the recipes they see but both get distracted by each other and yelena accidentally sets fire to the custard kate was making somehow

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yelena surprises kate with a trip to italy for their anniversary but yelena very quickly discovers that kate was not built for hot weather as she must’ve sweat the amount of the pacific ocean before they’re even out of the airport

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yelena buys an electric keyboard one day out of boredom and kate appears like a gay beethoven and starts playing fur elise like it’s nothing

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kate and yelena are both horribly jet lagged after getting back from vacation and decide to go about it different ways, kate decides to sleep for 4 days and yelena lives off of caffeine until she starts hallucinating

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kate has to spend an entire day filling out forms while yelena is out on a recon job and is doing so in sharpie but when yelena returns, she finds kate staring at a wall talking about «  the colours man » high off the fumes

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kate decides she wants to take up crafts and make fake weapons from cartoons starting with the classic cartoon bomb but forgets to tell yelena who believes it to be a test bomb and adds some gunpowder and that’s the story of how yelena had to buy kate 4 new mugs for their anniversary

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kate comes home one day with a tattoo dedicated to yelena and kate has to spend the next 5 minutes trying to bring yelena back to the land of the living

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yelena decides she and kate will have less takeout and less pizza but yelena forgets to tell kate, right before her birthday and is met with a resounding nod

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yelena tells kate that both they and the dogs should all join the circus and kate isn’t sure if she should be more worried about why yelena thinks so or why she kind of considers it

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kate and yelena get really into ping pong and one bounces off of luckys head and yelena is laughing at kate until fanny immediately slips on the ball

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kate and yelena take up badminton for fun but kate « forgets » to mention that she was a college badminton player and hits the shuttlecock so fast that yelena is almost convinced kate shot a bullet at her

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kate and yelena are out for a walk which yelena likes to use as a time to zone out for a bit while kate frantically has to keep pulling yelena away from danger like a suicidal matryoshka doll

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yelena and kate get stuck in traffic while kate is driving and for once yelena is the one keeping a cool head as yelena finally hears kate’s thick new york accent amongst the various insults she is throwing at the poor person in the jeep cherokee in front of them

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yelena starts handing kate various cheese slices in increasing worry as she explains to kate that she read you can impress a woman with a slice of cheese and yelena is wondering why it isn’t working

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yelena tells kate one night that despite being with her for so many years, she’s never had a pepperoni pizza so kate naturally orders a pizza from every pizza place she’s ever been to for yelena