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This is a little thank you gift for @anoddbsfn I hope you enjoy this bro.

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Skara is a Big Fan of Mettaton in A&HMF. That’s it. That’s the post. Oh also Willow Would just listen to Skara on why she likes Mettaton

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After alador Gets to the human realm.

Alador: *hugging amity* OH SWEETIE IM GLAD YOU’RE OKAY!

Amity: *hugging back* Same you dad!

Alador: *stares at Asgore* Oh? And who’s this Lovely Person Here.~

Asgore: Oh Hello. I’m Asgore, I’m Amity’s Adoptive Father, and I’m guessing your her real dad?

Alador: Yep, But I didn’t she found a Good looking man for a adopted Dad.~

Asgore:

Amity: OOOOOOHHH! *with star eyes*

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HAPPY NATIONAL LESBIAN DAY!

For this day. Here’s undyne taking her niece out.

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Undyne: Alright. Who are you? And what do you know of W.D Gaster.

??????: I Used to be an assistant to Dr Gaster. He was the one who helped me get to the human realm.

Amity: Hey If you don’t mind. Can I ask your name?

Undyne: Careful kid. We don’t know what they’re capable of.

??????: A….Amity?

Amity: Ummm….Yeah?

Amity: HUH?!

Undyne: WHAT THE?!

Amelia: My name is amelia. I’m your Big sister.

Amelia: AND IVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!

Amity: I Have A Long Lost big sister!

Undyne: wtf?

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20 Minutes later…

If you are wondering what’s happening in the photo? Basically Amity is huddled in a blanket because after she told them about the trama she went through. And now everyone is comforting her. So Frisk and Qc are hugging her. Napstablook was the one who gave her the blanket. Toriel baked her a butterscotch pie. Sans Tells her jokes. Papyrus cooks her spaghetti. Alphys and undyne Dub to her a manga. (Also yes I read Superwoman in love, it’s cute) and Asgore made her tea. They all Agreed that she deserves love.

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Amity: As we can see The Sapphics in there natural habitat.

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Alphys: Hey amity. I found my old 3DS in my Closet, and I thought you would like it. The only game I have is Pokémon moon.

Amity: Oh Okay I don’t what this Pokémon is? But I’ll see for myself.

20 Minutes later…

Alphys: I’d knew she like it.

Amity: POKEMON! GOTTA CATCHEM ALL!

Silly comic

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You know screw it

A&HMF Prounces/Sexuality HCS (Minus Amity, Undyne, Alphys, Napstablook, Frisk,)

Toriel: She/Her|Bi

Sans:: He/Him|Ace Or Bi

Papyrus: He/Him|Pan

Asgore: He/Him|Bi

Mettaton: He/They|Gay

Grillby: He/They|Bi

QC: She/Her|Lesbian

Muffet: She/They|Sapphic

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Goofy Comic!

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Here’s a little headcanon. Toriel would Teach Amity how to use Fire magic.

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A&HMF Incorrect quotes 2

Undyne: What’s something you guys are better than Toriel at?  Amity: Mario Kart Wii.  Alphys: Yeah, video games.  Asgore: Emotional vulnerability.

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*The Squad's cooking skills*  Toriel: *master chef*  Amity: *knows a few recipes*  Alphys: *can follow instructions on a box*  Sans: *made toast once*  Undyne: *banned from the kitchen*

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Toriel Making Breakfast: How would you guys like your pancakes?  Alphys: With Syrup Please! Amity: sprinkles! ^v^ Papyrus: Chocolate chips.  Undyne: Potatoes.  *Alphys, Amity, and Toriel look at Undyne*  Undyne: What? They're good.

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Amity: Where the Heck is everyone?

Amity: ...

Amity Starting to feel sad: (sighs) I guess I’m just not important to anyone.

Toriel, crashing through the window: Who dares do that to my Daughter!?

Undyne, dropping from the ceiling: Who said that?!

Asgore, walks into the room: *Summons Tridant*

Papyrus, breaking down the wall: THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS HERE TO COMFORT HIS NIECE!!!

Alphys, climbing out of the floor: That’s not a factual statement at all!

Frisk: (Bursts through the door, brandishing a knife)

Sans, Teleports into the room:…………………………..*Plays MEGALOVANIA*

Amity, Crying happy tears: I love you guys...

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Toriel, at Alphys: You're my significant other.  Alphys: Yeah I am!  Toriel, at Amity: You're my Daughter.  Amity: Love You Mama. ^v^ Toriel, at QC: You're my bae.  QC: Yeah I am- wait, what?  Toriel, at Sans: My bestie.  Sans: Naturally.  Toriel, at Papyrus: You are Great! Papyrus: NYEH!

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A&HMF Incorrect quotes.

Amity: The floor is lava! Undyne: helps Papyrus onto the counter Sans: kicks Alphys off the sofa Alphys: lays on the floor Amity: …Are you okay? Alphys: No.

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Papyrus: She was poetry, but he couldn't read. Undyne: His name was Jared he's 19. Alphys: When his parents built a very strange machine. Amity, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen. Sans, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena! Toriel: Horrible job everyone.

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*The Squad is at Home Depot*  Papyrus: *Fell in the cacti display while wandering around the garden section*  Undyne: *Shitting in the display toilets*  Sans: *Tokyo Drifting one of those flatbed carts down the aisles*  Toriel: *Stealing paint chips for aesthetic purposes*  Alphys: *Just wanted some goddamn lightbulbs and everyone ruined it*  Amity: *In the car sleeping*

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Sans: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Toriel and QC’s convo?  Undyne: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.  Papyrus: I'm in the washing machine.  Amity: I'm in the closet.  Undyne: We accept you Amity. <3  Amity: No I'm literally in the…..Oh Thank you.^w^ Undyne: Love is love. <3

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Toriel: You know what’s funny about Amity? She’s my Daughter, and anyone who’d hurt her is someone I’d murder, probably.

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Amity: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along?  Toriel: What did you just say-  Amity: Foetons! *Laughs*  Toriel: *holds in laughter” what?

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Asgore: Amity, there's three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way and the Undyne way!

Amity: Isn't that the wrong way?

Asgore: Yeah, but faster!

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Toriel: Judging by all of you...  Toriel, points at Alphys: Married a lesbian.  Toriel, points at Papyrus: Left a man at the altar.  Toriel, points at Asgore: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer.  Toriel, points at Sans: Threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire.  Toriel, points at Amity:………….Cinnamon roll.

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Asgore: Why are your tongues purple?  Alphys: We had slushies. I had a blue one.  Undyne: I had a red one.  Asgore: oh.  Asgore: Asgore: OH.  Amity: Amity: You drank eachothers slushies?

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A&HMF In A Nutshell:

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Toriel, Who was sleeping:*yawn* Amity? What are you doing up? It’s 12AM.

Amity: Oh, I’m was just… wondering around, yeah that’s it.

Toriel:……..You had a nightmare, did you?

Amity, starts streaming down tears:Y..yes.

Toriel, smiles: come on, get in bed with me.

Amity: Thanks mama.^v^

Toriel: *giggle* you’re welcome my child.