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yosano · 28 days ago
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Captains' Night Out — Pequod & Kurokumo
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yosano · 3 months ago
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the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line
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yosano · 4 months ago
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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
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yosano · 5 months ago
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ngl this might be a bit too much even for her
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yosano · 5 months ago
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...the happiest times of my life
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yosano · 6 months ago
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Being in a fandom for 20+ years is weird because you’ll see posts like, “How come I never see people mention x” and it’s like. We did. We talked about that a lot, actually. Actually it’s something that came up. And it’s hard not to be like, “Yeah, we discussed this fifteen years ago.” Half of this fandom wasn’t even born when these discussions happened. Wild.
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yosano · 6 months ago
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yosano · 6 months ago
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it is your responsibility as an adult to not allow your own personal trauma and psychological baggage to exacerbate the reactionary impulses which you inevitably developed growing up in the shadow of capitalism & the protestant moral code
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yosano · 6 months ago
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gaming youtuber gets stuck in a timeloop and the first thing they do when they escape is upload a video called "I 100%'d November 23rd, 2024"
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yosano · 6 months ago
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gaming youtuber gets stuck in a timeloop and the first thing they do when they escape is upload a video called "I 100%'d November 23rd, 2024"
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yosano · 6 months ago
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“girl dinner” “girl math” “i’m just a girl” okay but I am an adult I am six feet tall I am loud as fuck I take up space I am smart and capable. So are you. Why would we want to laugh at jokes where the punchline is that women aren’t? Why would we want to make jokes about being small and childish and incapable? Who do you think laughs at those jokes the loudest?
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yosano · 6 months ago
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“girl dinner” “girl math” “i’m just a girl” okay but I am an adult I am six feet tall I am loud as fuck I take up space I am smart and capable. So are you. Why would we want to laugh at jokes where the punchline is that women aren’t? Why would we want to make jokes about being small and childish and incapable? Who do you think laughs at those jokes the loudest?
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yosano · 6 months ago
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It's a unique type of frustration when you agree that a character is deeply flawed but other people keep missing what's actually wrong with them and assigning them new flaws that they don't even have it's like free my man he did none of that. He did a bunch of other shit tho.
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yosano · 6 months ago
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It's a unique type of frustration when you agree that a character is deeply flawed but other people keep missing what's actually wrong with them and assigning them new flaws that they don't even have it's like free my man he did none of that. He did a bunch of other shit tho.
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yosano · 6 months ago
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yosano · 6 months ago
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you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"
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yosano · 6 months ago
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the way chic online "neets" latched onto tomoko and konata (and by proxy the way they're depicted in ironic fanart) betrays such a fundamental misunderstanding of both lol
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