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Captains' Night Out â Pequod & Kurokumo
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the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is youâre in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says âwell who HASNâT had a gay experienceâ and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes heâll say the most poetic shit youâve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and youâre still only like halfway through the dmv line
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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
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ngl this might be a bit too much even for her
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...the happiest times of my life
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Being in a fandom for 20+ years is weird because youâll see posts like, âHow come I never see people mention xâ and itâs like. We did. We talked about that a lot, actually. Actually itâs something that came up. And itâs hard not to be like, âYeah, we discussed this fifteen years ago.â Half of this fandom wasnât even born when these discussions happened. Wild.

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ăăĄăă„ăăăźă±ăŒă@ă«ăă§ăłă ă”
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it is your responsibility as an adult to not allow your own personal trauma and psychological baggage to exacerbate the reactionary impulses which you inevitably developed growing up in the shadow of capitalism & the protestant moral code
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gaming youtuber gets stuck in a timeloop and the first thing they do when they escape is upload a video called "I 100%'d November 23rd, 2024"
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gaming youtuber gets stuck in a timeloop and the first thing they do when they escape is upload a video called "I 100%'d November 23rd, 2024"
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âgirl dinnerâ âgirl mathâ âiâm just a girlâ okay but I am an adult I am six feet tall I am loud as fuck I take up space I am smart and capable. So are you. Why would we want to laugh at jokes where the punchline is that women arenât? Why would we want to make jokes about being small and childish and incapable? Who do you think laughs at those jokes the loudest?
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âgirl dinnerâ âgirl mathâ âiâm just a girlâ okay but I am an adult I am six feet tall I am loud as fuck I take up space I am smart and capable. So are you. Why would we want to laugh at jokes where the punchline is that women arenât? Why would we want to make jokes about being small and childish and incapable? Who do you think laughs at those jokes the loudest?
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It's a unique type of frustration when you agree that a character is deeply flawed but other people keep missing what's actually wrong with them and assigning them new flaws that they don't even have it's like free my man he did none of that. He did a bunch of other shit tho.
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It's a unique type of frustration when you agree that a character is deeply flawed but other people keep missing what's actually wrong with them and assigning them new flaws that they don't even have it's like free my man he did none of that. He did a bunch of other shit tho.
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you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"
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